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A Japanese ship was en route to the open sea. The
captain went for a shower removing his ring and
keeping it on the table. When he returned, he found
it had gone missing. The captain immediately called
the three suspected crew members and asked each
one where they were and what were they doing in
the last 15 minutes.

The cook said, “I was in fridge room getting meat
for cooking.”

The Engineer , “I was working on generator engine.”
The seaman said, “I was on the mast correcting the
flag which was upside down by mistake.”

The radio officer said, “I was messaging to a
company about the arrival”

The navigation officer said, “I was sleeping in my
cabin.”

The captain immediately caught the thief. How?

shervydman:
from this ur point.....I'll say
maybe the lawyer and defendant hired someone that resembles the defendant's wife. expecting the person to come in but she didn't show up.

my head no go burst, abeg.

The sol.

The man was guilty because he was watching the
jury and not the door as he knew she won’t come.

The kinda transparent govt that ur dullard has been running since he came into power abi.. Best of a feather anambra people will surprise u that day that they where neither wailing nor crying.


#noelectioninanambrastate#

Birthday party gone wrong... Rest in peace

Fulani the 4th deadly terrorist in the world could not be tag terrorist in nigeria buh can tag any group that defend themselves against them... God will punish the dullard.. Isha allah

The apc thief want to take the glory claiming they start and finish the project

He went out this morning not knowing that death is already waiting for him on d road.. Chai..

Rip man

Now Your Suffering Continue

Xtians should be going to schl with their choir uniform then

Where is d thief baru? He should come n release statement on this missing money

shervydman:
ehn ehn.....our questionnaire is here.

Lol.. Yeah

They will always say something else to cover up the original story... Foolish adesina

Was it not d dullard that said any attack on boko is an attack on the north so y complaining that the north was ravaged by insurgency, he asked for it n he has gotten more than he bargained for

[/i]Vegetable jubril[i]

This scheme is something else, too much death in this nysc, it shall never see the end of me rather I shall see the end of nysc.. Amen

Fool r u done talking... After all d rubbish you said about him thinking that d dullard will give you one ministerial appointment or the other buh none came forward, you turnaround again to say otherwise political bigot

caesaraba:
Oh! They'be been doing it for years now. Only your brain wouldn't allow you see that. While law abiding citizens would naturally applaud this and let the military carry out it's activities, those from a lineage of criminals and traitors get nervous at the sight of law enforcement.

Do I need to exchange words with u? No so f*ck off my mention..

If wetin I talk vex u then come beat me cos i dey ma houz

Story for the amadioha

giftq:
How we go do now. . .
And u dont want to come for weekend

Nuffing.. Noooooo

giftq:
dont be shy sweetie

Tnk u buh no

Y not go to sambisa n flag off operation kill them all ndi ara...

giftq:
Lets go together na. . .

Am not going tnx

Still, north is nuffing to write home about
#hunger... In d north
#poverty... In d north
#beggers.. In d north
#illiterates... In d north

So after all d development from world bank, north is still worst

giftq:
i dont blame oyibo that kukuma have nude beaches

Hmmmm... Maybe u go there n be one of them

shervydman:
from this ur point.....I'll say
maybe the lawyer and defendant hired someone that resembles the defendant's wife. expecting the person to come in but she didn't show up.

my head no go burst, abeg.

Hahahahhahahah.. Abeg no bust ur brain oo
Let's wait small then the solution will come out

Everyday bad news for this 9ja.. Na wah oo

Rip young lady

D heart of a man is full of evil

Rip man

giftq:
but honestly its great sometimes to wear little or nothing in this hot Nigerian weather

Tnk God u know

shervydman:
I weak....make I stand here jejely dey wait for somebody.

Ok oo

ImFortress:
Lol yinmu.
The Prison is just a fraction of the Town

I think na d@ fraction side he wan go.. Lol

giftq:
eish
ok come and spend the weekend in my place and lets see how it goes

Lol

shervydman:
lemme try again.
it seems one of the jury is the murderer. why?

1.the lawyer and defendant stares at the jury while the jury stare at the door.
2.the defendant and lawyer knew one if the jury is the murderer, that's why he said "if u're so sure he killed his wife, u wouldn't be watching the door".
3.the jury IMMEDIATELY gave a guilty verdict, knowing that the cat cannot be out of the bag after a verdict has been given.

me n my long epistle, I just hope I get it.

Remember that d jury is looking at d door to see if d wife will come in b4 giving his verdict.
U try buh u got it wrong so try again

giftq:
ermm
I no dey wear bra before oh

HHmmmmm.. Buh u know d one am talking about na

ImFortress:
Please, kirikiri is a town... make Uns no dey tag my town as Prison

Hmmmm.. Maybe someone want to come ova there soon