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U'll be the one that'll vote him come 2019.. Aturu

castrol180:
Whatever!

Diooorrrrrr

Celsony:
They go born mumu. No come attack me o, na d song wey we dey sing for camp, guided by d soldiers n man o war during d endurance trek

I know n they're stupid by coining such song to graduates

Organs:
In Akwa-Ibom it was "dem go born mumu".... I actually wondered why and asked around and found out it was the soldiers that actually coined it that way. They are mostly not graduates and they assumed "corper and corper, graduate vs graduate = too much book-book hence the pickin go turn mumu, can you imagine?

They're illiterates thats y... So if illiterate marry illiterate what then would they born? Idiots I guess

Papiikush:
No, I hate following trends. If she is making it compulsory I kneel, she can return my ring and fück away

Wow! This is serious

BiafranBushBoy:
hehehehehe... [/b]that wasn't about myself babe[b]...

Tis been a while I saw you around.

Ok ooo


I've been around

jy2kbeyond:
Na me and you remain

Lol... Nooooo

Papiikush:
I'll buy her a titanium ring, she will know what it means already.

Hmmm... Ok Buh u'll kneel down to propose na

jy2kbeyond:
Dem go born otondo

Abi oo buh not mumu sha

castrol180:
Can you please, mind your pussy?

Am I talking to u Mr?

Papiikush:
Don't worry Nysc is almost over. Reality will fall on you within a week

Dear future Bae, incase you are currently sitting and thinking your boo will go down on his kneels to propose marriage to you.....









You must be stupìd. Better stop watching Korean movie and let's get married already.

So hw r u to go about ur proposal wen d tym comes mr papiikush?

If corper marry corper them go....

BiafranBushBoy:
Which spirit annikky

U know na, do I need to explain? Mba na.. Lol

BiafranBushBoy:
damn!

What causes suicide BTW?

I remember wanting to kill myself at some point. Right now I remember and just smile...

But I never knew what was propelling me to commit such act.

Maybe that spirit told u to do it

Meaning the husband of the deceased had a hand in their death if he's bold enough to say he thought it was femi that died

chibabe259:
Pls balance your suspicion, we have two married people here believed to be dead.

Oh! So d lover is even married sef.. Na wah oo

CNNN:
You grab!

Sure.. Lol

cyrilfosy:
has anybody even considered that these people could have been killed and this whole thing is staged? they should have done a total forensic check for finger prints and a proper autopsy before concluding and judging. am not in support of adultery but as a person who reason logically I don't jump into hasty conclusion and as a trained engineer, engineers don't just conclude and condemn things anyhow. we look at all possible scenario and causes before drawing conclusion

Is there anything like finger print in nigeria? If it's in foreign con3 then we can talk about finger print not here in 9ja

CNNN:
The husband of the woman said he was aware of her infidelity but chose to keep quiet.
The lover who happens to be the son to their landlord was said to be a close friend to the husband of the late woman.

MY MIND IS TELLING ME SOMETHING ...

Something is not adding up here, d husband is upto something cos he's aware of d wife's infidelity so it seems he want to settle everything once n for all

tspun:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to beat
up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to
their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they
should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car

Try n read d post b4 commenting

Nwodosis:
Rape? I believe the young man was just helping the granny to clean the cobwebs for easy urination.

Badt boi

shervydman:
u do two things.
firstly, u switch on one of the three switches; leave it for a long time before u switch it off. secondly, u switch on the second and switch it off after a short period of time. u don't switch on the third one at all.
note: u have to switch it off cos all lamps must be switched off before entering the rooms.

when u enter the rooms, touch the lamps. the hot lamp depicts the switch that was left for a long period before being switched off.
the warm lamp depicts the switch that was left for a short time, the cold one depicts the switch that was not on at all.

Correct

whateverkay:
They are Nigerians and they have the right to graze their cattles in any part of the federation. Banning them isn't the solution, we need to plead with them and create an enabling environment for their business to thrive. After all, we can't live a day without eating meat

As if u didn't see what their grazing is causing innocent people, killing and maiming is part of the grazing right? Have u seen other countries graze their cows in other people's farmland? No! Is only in nigeria that u can see such nonsense.

You’re standing in a hallway with three light switches on the wall, each of which turns on a different lamp inside a closed room. You can’t see inside the room, and you can’t open the door except to enter the room. You can enter the room only once, and when you do, all the lamps must be turned off. How can you tell which switch turns on which lamp?

shervydman:
Lol.....simplest question I've ever seen from u.

HOURGLASS. ...too much sand(infact, uncountable sand)

Correct

A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?

femi4:
The river had no water : a dry river

Wrong

shervydman:
A frozen river......

Correct

vivie01:
It's a river that is already drying up, it has water but not up to or just around the 'knee' level of the dog

Wrong

4kings:
Haba, more interesting "pressure" facts about ladies.
Knowledge is power


Possible answers:
1) There is a bridge over the river.
2) The river is frozen.

Hmmmm... The second is correct

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat.

How did the dog do it?

4kings:
Ask Annnikky oo.
Shey u no be girl sef.

4kings wetin u wan hear...