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crunchyg:
Hahahaha good one, make sure you come back my dear, I am still enjoying our friendship don't want to lose you yet

Alryt I'll buh nuffing will happen to me as long as God Almighty is by my side

crunchyg:
. Good one, you are you guys in the North seeing this warning of 1st October by Arewa?

My dear am traveling b4 then jawe cos I dnt trust those nitwits

crunchyg:
Ok, but hope you do personal study of the word of God on your own?

Yh sure

CaptainGOOD:
U are blessed . Good morning

Good morning
Happy sunday

crunchyg:
So can you be serious now, jokes apart and tell me why you didn't go to church on Sunday?

They speak Hausa n I dnt understand d lang. so thats y

crunchyg:
Yes ooo, how did your day go?

Fyn tnx

CaptainGOOD:
Ok nwanyioma i hope inaghi e cheat mu with onye ozo?

Buhari want to speak so everybody should shut up

A man was drinking coffee when he was suddenly blinded. How?

crunchyg:
Babe, have been waiting to hear from you since abeg no dey make me miss you much for here

Really? Ehya.. Sowi

Truth is always bitter


Meanwhile

crunchyg:
Hahahaha see this babe ooo so u sabi speak ibo, I feel say u be onye ofe nmanu oooo

No way abeg

CaptainGOOD:
Lol Gorming dear iv been offline.
So how doing?.

Ok.. Gud day
Doin gr8 tnx

prahcetomi:
little billy was a goat.He ate the label

Yh correct

crunchyg:
I speak ibo, you speak Yoruba, so how are they the same. Make I Bo catch u dia ooo

oya na.. Anam echegi

crunchyg:
Which one became with me, do you know my language?

Any lang. u speak that's d one I speak as well

crunchyg:
Hhhhmmm, which language do they speak there, is it Swahili?

Lol.. Same with u

crunchyg:
Ok, hope you went to church today?

Nope y because where I am they dnt speak d lang. we understand

crunchyg:
It took you long to thank me, where did you go since?

Lol.. Am not always on nl thats y

crunchyg:
You said it all, kudos to you. Beauty and brain

Tnx

Little billy was four years old and both his parents were dead. His guardian put him on a train to send him to a new home in the country, billy could neither read or write or know the address, so a large label string was secured clearly around his neck indicating billy's name and destination. However despite the effort and kindness of the railway staff, billy never arrive at his new home. Why?

femi4:
0746 is the odd time since its min did not reoccur.
This also eliminate 0717
Since only Ann is aware of the minute, and claimed to know the arrival time of the train after eliminating 07hr, that means the train time is Xhr 17 min.

I.e 09hr 17min

Yh correct

4kings:
Rough guess:
0950, assuming they've waited for through the rest of the time.

Wrong try again

Lonnie is taking the train to the Library. He
tells Rosti the hour of his train’s departure
and he tells Ann at which minute it leaves. He
also tells them both that the train leaves
between 0600 and 1000.

They consult the timetable and find the
following services between those two time:
0632 0643 0650 0717 0746 0819 0832 0917
0919 0950

Rosti then says “I don’t know when Lonnie’s
train leaves but i am sure that neither does
Ann”

Ann Replies “I didn’t know his train, but now
i do”

Rosti responds “Now I do as well!”

When is Lonnie’s train and how do you know?

KunleSteel:
31

?

Correct

4kings:
[/b]da prodigal son is back [b]

A good player with clean sheet will have to win the other 31 players in the tournament.
Therefore the answer should be 31

Lol

U're correct

yarimo:
I live in SAMBISA FOREST definitely you are right, the mumu NNAMDI KANU can not come .

Darkness n light doesn't have anything in common

DerideGull:
Why would soldiers and police block peaceful demonstrators instead of protect them? The soldiers and police should not get involved with peaceful demonstration for goodness sake. This idiotic behavior by the ill-informed law enforcement agents is behind reason the IPOB movement is gaining the support of intellectuals in Igbo land.

Gbam.. Good talk bro

Y not worry about ur brothers that has been killing n maiming innocent people, families, kids n u're here worried about someone that doesn't give f**k about u n ur so called arewa loot r u guys tired of ur quit notice to Igbo's ?

Una never chin chontin!

Useless n irrelevant miscreants.. Mitcheeeeww

IpobExposed:
Thank u sir. Mynd.. 44 must see this

Oga emegi vam n'anya one day

jjjjj2017:
BUHARI IS A CERTIFIED BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRE!!!

MY HATRED FOR THIS NORMADIC CATTLE REARER STARTED AS FAR BACK AS 2014 WHEN HE MADE STATEMENT THAT HE KNOWS THE TRICKS TO END BOKO HARAM INSURGENCY BUT HE WILL NEVER TELL THE GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN LED ADMINISTRATION THE SECRET UNLESS HES ABLE TO BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY!

HE DISCLOSED FURTHER THAT BOKO HARAM CAN KEEP ON KILLING INNOCENT NIGERIANS THAT HE DOESNT GIVE A DAMN UNLESS HE CAN BE MADE A PRESIDENT BEFORE HE CAN SHOWS NIGERIAN ARMY THE TRICKS TO END THE INSURGENCY!

UNFORTUNATELY, BUHARI IS THE PRESIDENT AS AT TODAY & BOKO HARAM.IS STILL KILLING INNOCENT NIGERIANS!

IF BUHARI TRULY LOVES NIGERIA & NIGERIANS, I SEE NO REASON WHY HE WILL INSIST ON THAT EXCEPT HE BECOMES A PRESIDENT BEFORE HE CAN GIVE NIGERIAN ARMY THE TRICKS TO END BOKO HARAM.INSURGENCY!!!

BUHARI HATE NIGERIA & NIGERIANS, NO WONDER HE HAS DONE MORE HARM THAN GOOD TO NIGERIA & NIGERIANS!!!

A MAN THAT TRULY LOVES HIS COUNTRY & CITIZENS WILL NEVER UTTER SUCH WORD!!!

ONLY THE ZOMBIES STILL SAY SAI BUHARI!!!

D boko haram that he can longer control? They're dealing with him already n it serves him well

IpobExposed:
Kanu is a bastard criminal

Biafran n Nnamdi Kanu's news is always giving u a sleepless night, dnt U've any other news to look into apart from these ones Anyway keep it up cos u're helping us to spread d gud news

All hail Biafra!

Obodo chukwu choro nma!!