₦airaland Forum

EmperorTech:
Lol, same person.
King!

Hw many acct do u even have sef

Coolguy89:
Ashawo,Karuwa,oloshi,wayward,prostitude

Abeg na one prsn get all these names

EmperorTech:
You still don't want me to take you out off here, you re avoiding me like I am a plague.

May I know u pls?

Na wah ooo
Nuffing we no go hear for this naija

dingbang:
yes and yarnsh too

sori 4 d disappointment then

dingbang:
Stripped unclad? Why "amn't" I seeing her booobs?





English grammarians should not quote me..

So u open d thread to come c b**bs abi

Jamie looked at his reflection on the window
mirror of the 45th floor. Driven by an irrational
impulse, he made a leap through the window on
the other side. Yet Jamie did not encounter even
a single bruise.
How can this be possible if he did neither landed
on a soft surface nor used a parachute?


Cc:
Femi4,

Yinkey6,

Smallish

KunleSteel

4kings

kretoz

joshysmartie

joshysmartie:
There was no question.. it was a command.. he didnt give an answer..

he told the interviewer his last question was not a question..

This is wat d guy did

Rohan kept his finger in the center of the table
(not the exact center). The interviewer asked
him how he was so sure that this was the exact
center. He told the interviewer that according to
the interviewer, his last question had already
been asked.
The interviewer was impressed by his quick
witted brain and he was offered the job.

4kings:
The interviewer said "this was his last question", but he didn't ask any question after that.
So i think regardless of what Rohan did, Rohan must I've indicated that his last question had already been answered, or make him ask another question somehow.

This is wat d guy did

Rohan kept his finger in the center of the table
(not the exact center). The interviewer asked
him how he was so sure that this was the exact
center. He told the interviewer that according to
the interviewer, his last question had already
been asked.
The interviewer was impressed by his quick
witted brain and he was offered the job.

Arabiandude:
I guess I am.

its OK love. how was your day?



[/b] but don't forget you still owe me something [b]

Fyn tnx

Wat am I owing u?

tfk2000:
Nothing....How are u doing?

Am doin gr8 n u

joshysmartie:
he pointed d center of the table.. that was there..

Hmmmm... Nope

Yinkey6:
Hmmmm, 4.

Yeah correct

Arabiandude:
And you refused my wish and request of you becoming the only queen in vahala, how bad

same to you jare, I have missed you love.

Lol.. Am so sori dear

Hope u're doin gud

Assuming i have an infinite supply of coins.

What is the fewest number of coins would be
required in order to make sure each and every
coin touched exactly three other coins.

Yinkey6:
Rohan kept his finger in the center of the table (not the exact center). The interviewer asked him how he was so sure that this was the exact center. He told the interviewer that according to the interviewer, his last question had already been asked.

Wow! Yea right

Arabiandude:
You don't? why would you when you abandoned me all these while?

Kinginvahala

Wow! D only king in vahala

Hapi new year

I didn't oo

Arabiandude:
I am perfectly doing well sweetheart. you know who this is right?

Wow! Thats gud.
I dnt pls tell me

Arabiandude:
My runaway babe, how re you?

Lol... Fyn dude n u?

tfk2000:
Jeez

Wat? Michael

PataAlhaja:
You call the country a zoo and you're resident in the country ...

What does that make you? ...an animal, right?

So what kind of animal are you? A B!tch, a pussy cat or a snake?

Animal!

Can u fvck outta my mention pls

So after all d gingering this is d result chai I weep for this zoo called con3, who knows d kinda threat that made him to cancel d protest d guy is still important to his family, he doesn't want to die yet cos of foolhari n his govt.

Even at d cancellation of d protest, most Nigerians will still carry on with d protest cos is high tym Nigerians voice out about d hunger, intimidation etc. going on in this con3

tfk2000:
Flasher

Rohan was in an interview. The interviewer told
his that this was his last question and then he
asked him to point at the exact center of the
table on which his resume was kept.
He gave an answer after which he was selected.

Can you think of what happened inside the
interview room?

Cc:
Femi4,

Yinkey6,

Smallish

KunleSteel

4kings

kretoz

joshysmartie

femi4:
5th letter in Dec = M

4th letter in April = I

6th letter in August = T

4th and 5th letter in March= CH

The name of the killer is MITCH

Yeah correct

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]nope. Where is it?[/color]

Check very well, u'll c a horse there

femi4:
We ve done something similar before

Wow! Ok

In a friend's get together party on New Year's
Eve, a power cut takes place unexpectedly. When
the lights go live again, it is found that Joseph,
one of the friends has been stabbed to death.
Since no one else had the access to the party,
the killer is one of the friends only.

Police are called and they search the
surroundings for any evidence, but can't find
any. Upon checking the pockets of Joseph's
pants, they find a pocket calendar and they find
out that it has been marked and can also find
some numbers written on it.

You can see the calendar attached with this
question.

You don't know the name of the friends who
were there at the party. Can you still decipher the
name of the killer through the picture?

femi4:
The dead person is a woman

The other women on the rooftop were a Cricketer and a football player.

The tennis player is a man and his name is Peter

Hmmmm... Interesting correct

Detective Rorschach entered a restaurant. He
was about to sit on the seat, he hears a voice
coming from the room top of the restaurant "No
Peter, Don't shoot".
Just after that, he hears a falling down of a
person. Rorschach rushed to the rooftop where
he finds women lying dead on the floor and there
were three people.
Three people are very close to the dead body
and the gun was in close proximity of all of them.
These three people were "A cricketers" , "A
football player" and a "Tennis players".

Rorschach shoots the tennis player. Why ?

femi4:
The rock killed the man, he is allergic to the rock.

The name of the rock is kryptonite.
The person's name is Superman

Yeahhh correct

metallisc:
for real o! iSwearuGad!

Ok oo