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Kingpin1000:
Back then as a teenager in my ss3 I highlighted from a bus coming back from school that faithful due to no change wahala, I had issues with the conducted and I said I will Bleep him up if dares me. The conductor just smiled and left me.I went home with the Tfare feeling like I have intimidated the conductor into submission.. Those days PH was very rough but was between JVC and Bobos. Everybody dey respect the next man... fast forward 2days after the incident with the conductor,I went out for flexing with some of my street boys. Lo and behold I met this conductor well dressed with his timberland and I was just staring at him. A friend noticed and said:
Friend: wida na.. why you dey kpor ( look at) that Manchi like that?
Me: that guy resemble one conductor wey I been bleep up.
Friend: You say you want bleep up ....... platoon Pilot. Or you dey joke? Hope say him never see you?
I just stood up and walked straight to the table where the conductor was sited with his men. Immediately I was close enough and they knew I was heading for their table.. They started shouting " WHO GOES THERE" I.d yourself before you collect. As they were talking to me some were already putting there hands into their small bags. Oh boy contamination( fear) hold me Immediately. I knew if I tried to I.d under duress I will definitely bleep up so I walked towards their pilot.
Me: Under your bonnet Senior man na me be that student wey carry your Rubbers ( money) sail that day. I don send for hannah for you to disvirgin my man dey carry your rbs come, no vex for wetin happen that day.
Conductor: All this small boys. When una come onboard una no go one use una 99. I just no reason your matter because I know say you be sharpy immediately you start to barbari and we go still meet one day.
Me: no vex I bin think say na BST wey want challenge naim make I want drag am enter barracks make chop and achieve am.. no vex temper justice with mercy.
... that was how the matter died.
Recently I was viewing old pictures and saw how small I was that time and how the conductor was bigger than me. I just laughed at my stupidity. That conductor would beaten shit outter me

PH City

I sure say no be Garrison you try this matters, 2secs hand for touch you were e no good.

SILENTandSMART2:
Redmi note 10 pro.... note that i don't know how to snap at all

No editing... how i wish i know how to snap standard pictures .....

You be whitty, likely a Chinese or an Indian