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Athemisia:
You still don't get it... Op, is only trying to expose to us various sciences different people go through... The case of the chicken and corn; cow every month; landlord and tenant bathroom water; owambé cooking; sleeping in caskets; etc...
Aje, the person involve can't do all because they all have their own different consequences...

Man I think you getting it all wrong, why I'm saying so is because everyone knows the main character in this story main science is soap bathing which he later upgraded to not bathing soap anymore ( Tying his hustle to Shade - Barking like a dog which he later off his Mum to stop - Throwing Owanbe - Have sex with a dead woman - Parting away with his toes - Now working with Osa [Albino killing] )

The other science you are talking about were just side stories either told to him by his Spiritual Gee (Baba) or stories of other hustlers around his hood or what he saw other OG come to do in Baba shrine.

I think if I can remember clearly, Baba only told him the story of how the baller he met at a club will out ball him if he goes back there in 3 months time because he has done the corn and chicken science.

Enough with this, make I no derail this thread.

Peace out!!! Lemme go back to just observing this story from the sidelines. More ink and Racks to you Dodo

From one of your Silent but consistent reader and follower

Epeegee:
One idiot calling those that dropped account details online almajiris,I bet some of this people are far better than you In life,they are just victims of negative circumstances at the moment,you get for now no mean say you no fit broke tomorrow


Nah pride go kill Una

Coming here to form OG,una mama dey suffer for trenches

Ogun kill you for tagging people as online beggars,idiot

Forget that guy, him na troll from beer parlor thread. He just created a clone account of the real Born2winxx. The real Born2winxx were I dey align with no fit cap like that..... I'm 100% sure

tahir01:
500+ dey

Which one be that

Athemisia:
This must be the longest story on literature section so far...


The first story to hit 50 PAGES...


Damnn Maxi Dodo deserve Ballon d'or

Guess you are new on nairaland.... plenty story for here pass 100+ pages some even 150+

dodoatirice:
2 days nain Baba take call me back to back, the third day, i just say make i pity am as inpick like this.

“Make we firget the thing wry happen, like this like this, fire dey our roof. E get one soap wey we go bath for market square abeg come make we come bath am abeg”

I wouldn’t have minded him, but ad he was soesking into the phone he coulfld heat his pain whimpers on the other end like someone was beating him a stroke at intervals. And the fear i sensed. I would still discard it when Baba made me understand that

“ you noor go reason wetin happen that night because that one don go. And na the same thin wey you do me i wan do you but i no go try that one again you go need come because if you noor come, the Osu spirits would visit and beat the hell out of everyone in my family that we shared blood with and his family too and many bodies would drop as the bath was the only solution and as that would stand as an assurance of my own loyalty to then and to the success they brought along with them to me”


But since Baba was the third party between me and them and now his blood was involved too, they came for him instead.


“You wey you carry light for head, you come go off you think say moon no go shine”


I arranged and met him outside his coven and i came in company of Shaggi. I made the others stay and omly Shagii bounced me to the venue. Around 1am (midnight) Baba and his assistant started the ritual. Empty local market square that of course no trader was in site. Shagi stood and watched from a distance as i had already paiid him specially to keep is mouth shot and made a fake oath with him and because say money dey involved, from a distance duting the precedings. I saw him straight faced. Why this werey no go join military i thought to my self then i realized I shouldn’t be thinking about him when i mever know wetin go sup for this bath for market square as i don get trust issues and i no trust this Baba again. But something dey wey be say e pass you. Baba put my sponge and the soap o was gonna bath into a calabash, did the same for his own too in a separate calabash, he balanced it on his head and asked me to do the same for mine. I did now baba took a stroll doen the line ups of tables that belonged to deferent ware owners during the day hawking away into the night and asking me to follow him and do the same. We shouted ontop of our voices to the thin hair asking people to come and buy what we balanced on our head minding the fact that no one was in that space. Just a cluster of benches, ware table, localy made stores and a cluster of dirt that spawned across the stretch of the whole market square. We hawked along a long list of tables when i felt something undern grab my arms and released it, my calabash fell and the soap and the sponge hit the earth. Baba asked me to pick it up saying congratulations to me and that i could go back to meet his assistant as he hadn’t felt what i felt and the same thing had to happen to him too .

As soon ad i got to his assistant, that one gave me a pail containing water and asked me to start bathing my own soap immediately. As i was bathing the soap, it was getting warmer and warmer and the sensation stopped. I looked far ahead to see if Baba had gone through the same process when i saw him running towards us. He was been attacked by a swarm of unseen spirits and as soon as Baba’s assistant saw this, he took to his heels

ehn omo awo re igbo ma ni yen ke??
The son of the priest has japa.

Emi gan thank God say i don bath dress up i japa follow the boy and Shaggi and baba came running after.

My guy discharge in 2sec....you no even wait to reason wether wetin dey flog Baba.

On a more serious note, be like all those spirit of people including children were baba kill use do soap give other people been just dey wait dey pray for the day baba go looseguard. Alas God answer their prayer and dem no want take any chances with Baba

dodoatirice:
Done glo 2k

Chairman, seen. I really appreciate

dodoatirice:
Number
Network

Seen boss, I really appreciate

dodoatirice:
You sef drop azza

Okay boss....but I will prefer airtime boss

dodoatirice:
Can do one more. Ist to mention this comment drop azza no long cap.

Me boss

uthlaw:
you be yahoo boy?

You be red jacket or Ak-Men?

Oga dodo, I have been following this story for sometime now but I been no want comment because most writers on nairaland usually don't always complete their story.

I know this is a fictional story but I know there are some real life experiences in it.

Please I want to know if there is actually any OSHOLE YAHOO SOAP that comes without any repercussion? Because I want run am small base on how things done dey tie wrapper