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Brace yourself Spartans, for we have a NEW IDIOT OF THE WEEK, we feast when he runs out of energy

Totilopussylick:
He looks like John Cena

Yeah, the only problem is that you can see this one but you can't see Cena

MF that can't defend goals, I don't think he will be able to defend his marriage and his wife and kids

Slaphead, normal normal e no suppose better for you, e no go better for who scout you give us, e no go better for who buy you give us, e no go better for who sell you give us and e no go better for who make you captain for our club....las las e no go better for you and your marriage

Nairaland mods no one move the tweets were dem comot seun teeth come front page

Use these ones take hold body

Telegram.... the only app were no fit cast till Christ comes

No ask me for update oo because I no go fit give you update were I use plenty money buy for free

Stand Strong by Davido

Omo I been no too understand the song before but na now I dey understand am and na just the motivation and inspiration were I need.

Auskyd:
Ayama. So bland looking. What's this nah? You dey whine us?

You should blame nairaland for making it that way sir. Check out other pictures I posted on here from my pixel

Anybody that knows uyo very well will know that this distance between me and the billboard is up to 50m

Nairaland has reduced the picture quality because I know I can zoom in on my device and read the address on that billboard

Redmi 9A

Stock cam

No edit

I dare you to bring any transsion within this price range and post pictures taken with it let compare.

It's not about the camera, it's about who is behind the camera

Omo, I have done this shiit a countless times. I even did it with one of my colleague after one of those faculty nights, only for the bitch to tell her friends that I only have mouth and don't know how to fuvk.

Na still one of her friends were I nearly remove her womb were she run go dey inside bathroom tell her say make she thank God say we no fuvk, say she for no get leg waka come school that day.

Guess she did know I wasn't in the mood for anything that night as my Aussie CL been block me. I'm really begging God for one more opportunity with her again before we graduate.

Kids!!! Always looking for a way to UNLIFE their self

siofra:
I'm the only sane person on this forum.

Guess you haven't seen me

pu7pl3:
Guy no be the film dey annoy you, check well.

I know say na crypto dey vex my man but I no know why him dey carry him frustration and vexation put on top innocent movie and actors

Congratulations to the OP on the birth of your twins, hope things get better for you and you give them a beautiful and wonderful life they deserve. Shalom and Peace to this thread

seanwilliam:
You’re not a real investor. Light cometh at the end of the tunnel , this is how the chaff is separated from the wheat .,
You can’t be rich if you don’t hodl…

Sean, I'm already okay with my life. Ion want rich through crypto again, even bet9ja no do me like this before

nnamdi640:
Am not selling any one rather I will continue buying. If crypto no end during world lockdown, am sure it won't end now rather I will my own money. I will take that risk.

Omo na your own be this, you get money to spare la. I'm not ready for this emotional meltdown, even my ex no give me heartbreak reach like this before we break up

My great grandfather did not bury my grandfather

My grandfather did not bury my father

My father shall not bury me.

Buy the dip, buy the dip, now I'm on hospital drip. I'm sure if I check my blood pressure now, the doctor fit tell me to write my will

I done sell the small crypto were remain keep the money for $ account. Crypto is not for me. I'm too young to be going through what I'm going through right now.

I wish you guys all the strength you need

SuyaSeller:
Scroll all the way down past the comments and click on the Reply button.

How can someone say ode in Yoruba

Please how can someone say ode in Yoruba

Please how can someone comment on nairaland

Honourable mention

Runtown

Olu maintain

Yung 6ix

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Lies and nonsense..
Pls do a proper investigation and stop blaming everything on some BS Nigeria juju nonsense..

Use the same nonsense to call your president to order..

Slavery..bad governance..lack of electricity still exists in Nigeria and nobody has used juju to fix it...

If Juju existed or was potent the ‘gods’ would have sensed the whiteman coming to cart away slaves and done something about it...

If juju existed bad governance won’t be the order of the day in Nigeria and by now the President of Nigeria might be dead on the grounds of gross incompetence...
Or they can't use the same juju to stop the daily massacre in Nigeria?
Primitive Dumbos still believe in nonsense..

So y'all should keep mute with y'all Nigeria juju nonsense..

Religion and primitive superstitious nonsense is what keeps taking Africa(Nigeria)backward..they don't want to go into deep thinking..they rather link every little thing to nonsense..

Yen Yen Yen Yen, all mouth online only. I can bet my life that you can't even remove the red cap from your village head head's but you will come online and be blabbing like a male monkey on heat.

I give you only one challenge, go and insult your village head and you will know if Voodoo is potent or not

Badagry boys sabi work

paulolee:
marcelo gave him alot of assists, followed by di maria, ozil n benzemw all in dt star studded madrid..
they did more for cr7 than he did for Madrid.....ague with ur keypads

Yen Yen Yen, but how come Ronaldo has the most assist in Real Madrid history, even more than Marcelo and Ozil combined. Who was Ronaldo assisting? Your fada I guess