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These days of Pastors being exposed and stuff dug up anyhow, you better be careful when calling the god of anyone.

Pray only to the almighty God, he hears you directly

I wish it was manual

He just shut the oyinbo man up. Epic

But US corruption is in style, Nigeria own is just too open

There is a life outside nairaland, open your doors and check it out

That Lai Mohammed own eh, I wonder how he sleeps at night

Mama Peace go happy eh

FullDepth1:
Simple, stop taking the bike to work. Or take it to work, and park where it can NOT be seen. (DO NOT EVER ALLOW HIM FIND OUT)

Then tell him the bike is faulty. Do this 2 or 3 times. He will get the message.

It is cool to have him use your stuff (Could make you his favorite person), and you can easily get stuffs from him sometimes also.

It is Not cool, when he over uses you or the bike. Thats taking advantage.

Whichever way, Pls be diplomatic in your approach.

Cheers!

Exactly

sosy25:
The OP created this thread not because he wants to condemn the Nigerian Police but because he wants to promote the Ponzi Scheme he advertised in his signature.

We know all these tricks on Nairaland.

Shun Ponzi Schemes.

Happy Now?

KevinDein:
They just killed a certain vampire who, along with his gang members; all captured BTW, is responsible for the deaths of tens if not hundreds of people.

I guess that narrative doesn't fit your obviously bias and mischievous thread.

You mean that one that was left alone to terrorize people for many years and even turn prison wardens to boy boy?
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/revealed-vampire-turned-prison-officials-errand-boys/
Yeah I am happy that our beloveth police finally woke up

13. Forget about what they wrote on our logo, when addressing us; don’t forget to use the word “FORCE”.

12. To fight boredom, we fight each other.

11. We gave the order, we piss on it!

10. Two police officers can protect one man while the rest of the town takes care of themselves. If there is any serious case you cannot handle, come to the station and make a report.

Meanwhile,

The Nigeria Police Force, with a staff strength of between 330,000 and 370,000, is short-handed, according to Idris. The IG claims the ratio of 1:400 for policeman to civilian population is below the United Nations recommendation. However, with 10,000 new officers currently undergoing recruitment, the police are on the right path. Yet, the Achilles’ heel of the police is the irrational deployment of their workforce. A former IG, Solomon Arase, lamented that “100,000 officers carry handbags for wives of moneybags and politicians.” Nothing has changed with Idris. These officers should be protecting the public, not only the VIPs.

http://punchng.com/idris-do-more-on-kidnapping/

9. We got the same training for crowd control and traffic control so I guess I can use teargas canisters to control traffic as well

8. When we see an unarmed civilian vs when we see an armed robber

7. Who says we don’t have helicopters like oyinbo. Anyway, the only time you see our choppers on duty is when it is newly commissioned or when a big man visits town.

6. When you see us on the roads, two things are likely to happen to you depending on your level of compliance.

5. When we are on official duties, we also carry out other functions like dancing, sleeping and revenue collection.

4. Talking about taking over functions, we survive by egunje on the roads, although by law we have nothing to do with traffic control.
That is why we ignore the law and court ruling which grants Traffic Warden Service autonomy thereby forcing them to remain under the police.

3. Yeah, we can also be guardsman.
No wonder we are fighting the Peace Corp who wants to take away our source of revenue as bodyguard to rich people.

2. If you are a foreigner, we allow you do anything because you pay more

1. If you can afford it, we can hold your bags and umbrella

NIGERIA POLICE has made itself overwhelmed, understaffed and inefficient with the mentality of doing whatever you want them to do as long as you can afford it.

Just as they did with Civil Defence (though they opposed it initially), instead of them to leave certain services for other agencies and focus on their core mandate, they are busy fighting against Peace Corp (which should help them in bodyguard work and restore their dignity), Traffic Warden Service (which should operate autonomously as stated in the law to control traffic) among others.

13 pictures to show that the NIGERIA POLICE has gone out of their core mandate in the discharge of their duties.

Nokia o

6 reasons you should not buy.

1. It is not manufactured by Nokia
2. Supports only 2G
3. WhatsApp would not work in it
4. Camera is just 2MP

See more reasons here>>>
The only selling point is the long lasting battery

What happened to make money, pull up your car, roll down the glass and say hi

You don't need all these

You just listed 9 ways to kill your community forum.

Look to the master and learn, if nairaland.com had done 60% of what you wrote here do you think they would be where they are today?

While fighting spam, don't inconvenience the real users.

Email confirmation each time before you post? Who does that and expect me to be posting

Don't allow editing. Some replies are not for a one sentence comment, book a space, type your article and modify
Ruthless right? We have history of ruthless Mods on nairaland since 2008 and how they ended up - dumped and forgotten. The other one that doesn't mynd his business, him time dey come.

Anti spam plug-ins : Always be on standby to treat the false positives

Nothing new

MarieSucre:
Very ignorant post.

Just like you. Goodnight

Hmm

The reason I hated GEJ sometimes was that he was not proactive like this people. It was like everyone around him were saying AllizWell. GEJ was always on the defensive. See what Buhari people are doing

Hmm

Those guys up there asking what is the meaning of the show.

This show is a typical reason you guys don't understand women.


You know why?












It is because only girls would spend hours in front of such vain show and understand it enough to be talking about it with her friends.
Girls patronize the show not guys

Sorry darling,, i know is painful,...

Bt next time,,, try to be careful,,,,,,