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That puzzy must be grade one to reset a priest's brain to default settings

She is not ready to get back her phone and appreciate you.
Insist that you speak to a man and make sure she is made to apologize before you make any effort to locate them and give back the phone

If not, and you are not ready to keep the phone, just throw it away into the lagoon

Nigeria has become the biggest funder of terrorism in Africa through ransom payment, release of captured terrorists to boost their capacity and tactfully abandoning military hardware to terrorists under cover of ambush

Anything not done in Moderation is bad

Self service once a week is healthy for your body if you are not ready for regular sex

You must win many battles to win a war

The individual clashes or fighting to take over a position is battle.
War is won when one side has taken most positions in battles and the enemy is powerless

The worst big brother nightmare

To have a kid brother who is taller and heavier than you

Extending might prevent explosion but disgruntled members may sell out the party

RinzyReviews:
You go wait about three months be that?

I bin wait 2 months for that Marvels Justice movie. I couldn't waste the camera effects on Dubbed movie

Sir, the truth is, we are operating a overly centralized democracy in a most diverse country.
All theories of democracy would work in a structure government nearer and seen by the people without depending on the center.
That's when the people can effectively hold the leaders responsible and the leaders would know that their destiny is in the hands of the people, not some cabal in Abuja

Take for instance, the Brouhaha about order of election.
The people that should be soliciting votes from their people are banking on getting Buhari elected so that electoral and security officials from Abuja can smoothen the road for their reelection.

Absolutely no responsibility to the people, what sort of democracy will work in such system?

Structure first, then we consider making democracy work at state level for the overall development of country

I no get money for Cinema and I no wan watch Camrip, so I wait till I get HD BBRip

All those zigzag movements, climbing up and down when you can cross straight across

Kobicove:
The main question I want answered is - "How did the JTF boss get N35 million to donate to a church"

My main question is, if he donated 35m, how much did he steal

Dead and harmless? I thought the ancestors were working

APC dey learn

Most Nigerian bloggers don't care about audience or good value all they want is traffic to cover up their clicking and keep their CTR low

Should Linde be scared?

As long as it is not written, it doesn't exist

Churches now are like bet9ja, they make you give N1000 to expect N100k

This handle represents everything this government is - very insensitive

No matter what people are complaining about and demanding to know, all they are saying is some prepared speech or write up that doesn't relate with situation at hand
Very robotic and autopilot

He should attend a Polytechnic and get his Diploma within 2 years then work hard, sponsor his brother to university

Any further education, he should make money so that his son would go to the highest education he can

It's good to read Terms and conditions

MostBanned:
Yes it's very possible.....if they get hold of your BVN, all they just need is to clone your simcard and deactivate it from receiving alerts while your account is wiped

NB : if your sim card (phone number) is connected to your bank account, they can get your BVN by just dialing a code

Oga no one can do anything with BVN

BVN is for records and not to initiate any transaction on your account

See as dem dey talk 2011 as if na ancient days. I'm feeling old already

The Nigerian Army:
"The Deputy Director, Army Public Relations and the Theatre Command’s spokesperson, Col. Onyema Nwachukwu, said the military should not be blamed for the abduction of the schoolgirls as the troops handed over a “peaceful and calm situation” to the police. Nwachukwu said the troops were redeployed in Kanama, on the Nigeria-Niger Republic border, to combat Boko Haram terrorists who were attacking a military location in the area".

So Boko Haram that has been degraded, defeated and dislodged still get might to attack military

So there are serious attacks that have never been reported, yet you guys are negotiating for release of more terrorists

“Most of us do not want our children to stay in this country for long and also do not want them to feel left out when they go abroad.”

So all these politicians pikin wan leave us here, abi?

An Indian is proud to speak English with his unique accent, same with a Spanish, Australian and even South African, what the heck is wrong with us in this shïthole

If they have your sim card along with your atm card or the card details vis the 16 digit number, ccv and card pin, they can drain your account

That you took a car down a road test doesn't mean you must pay

A party that he should be leading, Tinubu would be waiting for his turn to submit report

Some men are born lucky

jerflakes:
Go abroad and call it jeep, and you'll be the laughing stock

If abroad person comes here and be telling us that he needs piston for his Lexus CUV, he would be a laughing stock here