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teufelein:
My Pleasure, here is an alternative creative Design!

https://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm23/ithinkbetter/c805b9b35633ceba723e653f58f80f56.jpg

Thanks Teufelein for your effort but I can't see it using Google chrome on a desktop computer. Can you try a format that is more universally visible?
Sorry to bother you.
Cheers.


Meanwhile I have posted the adapted image on this collector's thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/2092367/28-funny-photos-jonathan-vs


Teufelein can also post her image there for ease of reference to other interested users.

Together we can OVERCOME the HYPOCRITE vultures who want to take us back.
We need to make our country continue its PROGRESSive recovery, under the Jonathan/Sambo administration, from decades of WASTE.



Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Mogidi:
This good enough?

Excellent, my dear comrade in the battle to save Nigeria from the VULTURES circling to take us back to the INGLORIOUS past when we queued to buy IMPORTED

- milk,
- vegetable oil,
- sugar,
- rice
- etc, etc

while our farms, factories, schools were being SHUT down with UNEMPLOYMENT growing.

We say- NEVER AGAIN!



Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Caseless:
You can take away the valour which is among the chief consangnuity of the towering people's general.
No one outside this country can say anything good about gej. What u hear about him is boko haram, crumbling economy , corruption , cluelessness, weakness etc.

(1) Are these two organisations

- Transparency International

http://www.transparency.org/

and

- the Global Financial Initiative

http://www.gfintegrity.org/issue/illicit-financial-flows/


not outside this country


(2) Perhaps your problem is that you do NOT consider the news that our country IMPROVED by eight places in 2014 compared to 2013 on TI's corruption index to be good news.
Perhaps you also do not consider the GFI acknowledgement that corruption money outflows from Nigeria in 2012 was less than HALF the average in 10 year period of 2002-2012 to be good news


So which of the two cases (1) or (2) is your own problem?
Abi na the two both of them?




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Mogidi:
DONE

Thanks but you need to change the heading to read "The Perpetually Unelectable Presidential candidate (PPC)"

Deltagiant:
This is the first war-time Nigerian Head of state to visit the war front.
Gowon refused to visit his soldiers in the battle field of Biafra against Awo's pressure on him to do that even though Ojukwu was then fighting at Oguta.
Jonathan has done it, braver than a proffessional General. Impressive!

Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has done it not once but at least TWICE and this second time with his able Vice President, Arch. Namadi Sambo!



Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Can someone who is good with IT graphics re-do this picture frame with Buhari in the middle as the Perpetually Unelectable Presidential candidate as stated by El-Rufai.
Thanks!



www.nairaland.com/attachments/2032160_jonauseless_jpeg25503f424cb46c2613984b62c63f628e

Buhari has nothing to offer…should retire says El-Rufai

The attention of Mallam Nasir El-Rufai has been drawn to statements from Generals Muhammadu Buhari and Ibrahim Babangida purporting to be responses to the advice he gave both men to retire.

Since Babangida libelled whole generations of Nigerian youth as being unfit for leadership, age has become an issue in the coming elections. While it is true that neither youth nor age supplies wisdom on their own, [size=13pt]it makes sense to ask those who have been recurring decimals in our country’s sorry history to leave the stage. That is all El-Rufai asked of these men who seem to think that their failure to do their best for Nigeria when they had the chance qualifies them for a return to office.[/size] Our people surely deserve better.

El-Rufai is amazed that General Buhari cannot debate this matter without scurrying to the gutter, making claims that are baseless and unsupported by any facts. Mallam El-Rufai’s tenure as FCT minister was a period of stellar performance in remaking our federal capital. Despite the difficult decisions that had to be taken to restore Abuja, Mallam El-Rufai continues to receive deserved praise and recognition for his achievements in restoring the Abuja master plan, introducing Nigeria’s first computerised land registry and helping thousands of Nigerians achieve their dreams of home ownership in the federal capital. Buhari is perhaps one of a tiny few blinded by their prejudice from recognising the quality of El Rufai’s service.

That same prejudice accounts for the baseless claims of corruption Buhari levels against El Rufai. The fact is that Mallam El-Rufai served Nigeria with integrity and has never been convicted of any corrupt act. He is boldly contesting the false charges which the Yar’Adua government filed against him in court. It is strange that a Buhari who protests when unproven claims of N2.5 billion (about US $3billion in those days!) missing oil funds are levelled against him can gleefully elevate similar claims into facts when it concerns another. How would Buhari feel if the corruption allegations made against him by Group Captain Usman Jibrin, then a board member of PTF, are today reported as if they were proven facts? So much for “corrupt background” and “shoddy performance”.

Mallam El-Rufai wishes to remind [size=14pt]General Buhari that he has remained perpetually unelectable because his record as military head of state, and afterwards, is a warning that many Nigerians have wisely heeded. His insensitivity to Nigeria’s diversity and his parochial focus are already well-known[/size]. In 1984, Buhari allowed 53 suitcases belonging to his ADC’s father to enter Nigeria unchecked at a time the country was exchanging old currency for new. Against all canons of legal decency, he used retroactive laws to execute three young men for drug-peddling after they were convicted by a military tribunal and not regular courts of law. Buhari was so high handed that he gave himself and his officials immunity even from truthful reporting. That obnoxious Decree 4, against which truth was no defence, was used to jail journalists and attempt to cow the media as a whole. That tyrannical legislation shows the essence of his intolerance. These are facts of recent history.

The story of counter-trade and import licensing, the cornerstone of Buhari’s stone-age economic strategy and those whose interests it served, is a tale for another day.

Mallam El-Rufai respects both Generals Buhari and Babangida as elder statesmen. He believes their age, experience and guidance may contribute to the success of any future government. El-Rufai however believes that it is time for a new generation of leaders with new thinking and wholesome democratic attitude to move our nation forward. The vicious response by the Buhari camp to a simple statement that their almost-70 principal should retire is proof enough that a Buhari, the new Democrat, tolerant of views different from his own, is yet to evolve. And that is sad, for his fledgling party and its leadership. Buhari and his cohorts may wish to reflect that it will take more than attacks on personalities to become electable. Having seen his version of discipline, Nigerians are not likely to cherish an encore. But they will welcome an engagement with the issues and problems of everyday life that have hobbled the peoples of this land.

Muyiwa Adekeye


From: http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/exclusive/buhari-has-nothing-to-offer-should-retire-says-el-rufai/

BlackBaron:
Wow!
After how many years was that?

I hope you went to school and can count on a calendar =>

Blasts Rock Maiduguri After President Jonathan’s Visit
MAR 9, 2013


Barely hours after President Goodluck Jonathan left the Borno State capital; multiple explosions were reported to have hit the city of Maiduguri.

Witnesses say they heard loud blasts, in Jajeri ward of Budum town, the heart of the insurgency shortly after President Goodluck Jonathan ended his trip there to try to galvanize support for his battle against terror.

Our correspondent in Borno Jonathan Gopep reports that the explosions, seven in all occurred within minutes of each other.

No casualties were reported in the incident.

It will be recalled that President Jonathan visited Maiduguri, the borno State capital to salute the courage of men of the Joint Task Force (JTF) in tackling the Boko Haram sect, could not hold his enthusiasm as to the level patriotism demonstrated by the JTF, by way of leaving their various families to come and stay under the scorching sun of Borno State in a bid to rid the state of insecurity.

He commended the officers for [size=14pt]their patriotism since the violence began, while insisting that the JTF will not be pulled out of the state unless peace returns and called on the elders who asked for their withdrawal to sign a pact with him which will guaranty security of lives and property.[/size]

From: http://www.channelstv.com/2013/03/09/blasts-rock-maiduguri-after-president-jonathans-visit/

Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

orimsamsam:
Sai buhari. Sai change

Buhari don become conductor since when
I thought it was only Osinbajo who was running around in BRT buses



https://www.newspunch.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/osinbajo-brt.jpg





https://www.osundefender.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Osinbajo.1.jpg






Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

zigger:
U ruled till u re 52 and a 58 year old is too old? Smh

When a governor of eight years runs out of FRESH ideas on governance and has NO record of performance to run on, he resorts to statements that show his state of CONFUSION in the face of coming DEFEAT of his Association of Pretending Crooks, APC candidate.
QED!


#Liberate-Lagos
Kai Buhari!!!

gift01:
At 58, Jimi Agbaje of PDP is too old to govern Lagos. So says the sitting governor, Babatunde Fashola. What do you say then to his party's (APC) presidential candidate whose 73?

Source: http://www.tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/26703-agbaje-too-old-to-rule-lagos-fashola

Hopefully many more will come to realise what some of us realised a long while ago =>


APC = HYPOCRISY = APC.




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

jerseyboy:
Yimu

Abi oh.
These Association of Pretending Crooks, APC people think we are all mumus afflicted by Cow Cloned Brain Syndrome, CCBS like they are

Orikinla:
Your poor knowledge of Nigerian history and governance is shameful.
Go and read.

Maybe you are the one who needs to READ =>

idumuose:
I Will Never Contest Elections Again - Buhari

‎​Presidential candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) General Muhammdu Buhari (rtd)  has said that he will not seek any elective office again after  Saturday's Presidential election.

Speaking at grand finale of  his electioneering campaign in Abuja yesterday, Buhari said the 2011 campaign was significant for him because it is an election in which more unambigously than the previous two, “2003 and 2007, our victory is assured as evidenced by the unprecedented turnout by people and spontaneous popular acclaim all over the country.”

[size=13pt]“This campaign is the third and last one for me since after it I will not present myself again for election into the office of the president,” Buhari said.[/size]

While commending voters for  coming out mass to vote last Saturday, the CPC presidential candidate however, said it was not good enough, “you must maintain your presence during the counting  and collation of votes and announcements of results. Because you haven't done this in all cases, they have already started turning your victories into defeats."

Buhari said the “the massive rigging that took place last Saturday is unacceptable and you must not allow a repeat performance next Saturday”.

Although he did not directly talk about the failed alliance between the CPC and the Action Congress of Nigeria, the former head of state said the task of defeating the ruling People’s Democratic Party (PDP) in the election is a collective one saying, “in the end we must all in unison send the PDP government packing by giving it a punch on the mouth”.
mouth
‎​

www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/old/index.php/news-news/16766-i-will-never-contest-elections-again

The same Buhari has this to say:

2015: Only death'll stop me from contesting - BUHARI -
‎​http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/2015-only-deathll-stop-me-from-contesting-buhari/

I will run in 2015 - Buhari
‎​http://www.nigeriancompass.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8559:buhari-i-will-run-in-2015&catid=54:nigeria-today&Itemid=594

Buhari: Contesting in 2015 is an obligation - Daily Trust
http://dailytrust.info/index.php/top-stories/2947-buhari-contesting-in-2015-is-an-obligation

pendy79:
SaharaReporters has unearthed a letter written by the United States Army War College,
.
.
.

The letter obtained from a source within the Nigerian military shows that Buhari attended and graduated from the College with the Class of 1980 on June 9 of that year.

In a letter dated 13 June 1980 and addressed to then Chief of Defense Staff, General Alani Akinrinade, the Commandant of the War College, Major-General DeWitt C. Smith Jr described Buhari as “a most distinguished International Fellow” who graduated with the Class of 1980. Lieutenant General, DeWitt C. Smith, Jr, was the longest-serving commandant of the U.S. Army War College, he died in 2005 at the age of 84.

Saharareporters unearths letter from a dead man, right
And the letter was obtained from a source in the Nigerian military, nor be so?

But this same source cannot help Buhari to unearth his certificate, abi


How many mumus are in the house?



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pendy79:
Buhari have been vindicated by those who taught him, let someone who taught GEJ come forward please.

Vindicated by a DEAD man!
Very convenient indeed!




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

The alternative Buhari does NOT have a track record that can match that of Jonathan in all round performance hence the choice of continuing the PROGRESSively positive change witnessed so far is easy to make.



Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

bettercreature:
Even if Jonathan wins Nigeria is going to be ungovernable for him just like OBAMA

Don't stress yourself.
When Jonathan wins most of these fair weather politicians of Any Government in Power, AGIP party will reclassify accordingly.


Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Akranez:
Yes ke.. He got the best qualification..

WASC IS WAR AGAINST STEALING AND CORRUPTION

Sai Buhari

A man who claims to have passed an exam but is telling different STORIES to avoid showing the certificate is the baba of CORRUPTION!
QED!!!

BTW, why separate stealing AND corruption? Does it mean you finally agree along with other supporters of the Association of Pretending Crooks, APC that indeed there is a DIFFERENCE between stealing and corruption

Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

That is what the pensioner CLAIMS to have.
Let us not forget that he has NOT showed the certificate itself claiming first that it was with the military secretary before his story CHANGED to IBB took it during his coup

Is this not the baba of CORRUPTION


Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Scatterboss:
Never knew you noticed that as well, he said Yorubas are parasite and feed on some people's oil.

Kindly show me where I simply called yorubas parasites otherwise



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django1:
When judgment comes to those tribalists these imposters will receive the worst punishment.

Ko ri fun e gegebi ero okan re si mi - May it be unto you as you wish unto me/ Amen




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Gbawe:
Yoruba ke? The same fool who once asked "why are we Yorubas always acting like parasites" in a thread about oil whereas all real Yorubas know, aside even the substantial contribution of oil from Ondo to the national coffers, exactly our worth to Nigeria and what we bring to the table.

Kindly show us the input of the Association of Pretending Crooks, APC led yorubas in the recent national conference on true fiscal federalism that reflects your position of "what we bring to the table".
Thanks.


We USED to bring a lot to the table in the days of Awolowo and 50% DERIVATION.
Not anymore since these Looters-in-Power who are masquerading as inheritors of Awo's legacy cunningly & violently took over our leadership.



https://nigeriaworld.com/images/news/big/politics/governors/tinubu5.jpg




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

django1:
You must be getting paid to take leave of your senses and join in insulting your culture and people of course unless if you are just another imposter brought up in Yoruba land. Only a b@stard will use a left hand to describe his father's house.

Now I know for sure that you are referring to the man who CLAIMS to be called Tinubu but others KNOW he is from Iragbiji and forged even his family background in order to STEAL us blind in Lagos, Ogun, Osun, Edo, Oyo (and Ekiti until recently).

First this =>


https://www.nairaland.com/691556/pastor-tunde-bakare-bastard-cant

Then this one also =>

Group gives Tinubu 7 days to apologise to Yoruba obas

THE Yoruba rights’ group, while condemning a statement credited to the national leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Senator Bola Tinubu, describing majority of Yoruba obas as “useless” and “sell-outs,” has demanded a public denial of the statement.

In a statement made available to the Nigerian Tribune and signed by the secretary of the group, Wasiu Adeyemi, the group said the statement by Senator Tinubu was an insult to the entire Yoruba race, which was calculated to ridicule and bring the entire traditional institution to disrepute and odium.

The group, therefore, gave Tinubu seven days to apologise.

“Consequently, we give Tinubu seven days to deny the statement by putting up full page colour advertisement in fire major newspapers, apologising to our respected traditional rulers.

“Failure to do so shall cause us to embark on a campaign throughout the federation during electioneering campaign,” the statement said.

The group believed that Yoruba traditional rulers were gods on earth and, therefore, deserved to be revered.

“Our royal fathers are very special to us and there are lots of emotion attached to our relationship with them. In fact, in the Yoruba tradition, they are regarded as representatives of The Almighty on earth. We would, therefore, not stand by and watch as a group of irresponsible politicians drag their names in the mud,” it said.

Tinubui was alleged to have made the assertion last Friday, in Ijebu-Ode, during the Jumat prayer session to mark the 80th birthday of Awujale and paramount ruler of Ijebuland, Oba Sikiru Kayode Adetona.

More from: http://tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/5705-group-gives-tinubu-7-days-to-apologise-to-yoruba-obas/5705-group-gives-tinubu-7-days-to-apologise-to-yoruba-obas

I am sure you will agree with me that such a man is utterly DESPICABLE and highly DEPRAVED. Don't you



Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Yes.
If she is in a HURRY to get married.
Creative solutions needed for serious challenges.
QED!!!

django1:
Lol carry on, I hope you are getting paid.

Are you? getting paid I mean.
Why would anyone need to get paid in doing a patriotic job of ensuring his dear country avoids the CALAMITY that the daft Buhari is certain to bring upon us if given the chance to rule again?
Why




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

django1:
This thread and that post is meant to redicule the Yoruba nation but politics no go allow you get brain. Smh.

JagaBandit already RIDICULED us so all I am doing is share the information of how Ogbeni Ojuyobo has ridiculed all of us yorubas.
Do you have any problem with information sharing like our Association of Pretending Crooks, APC governors who do not want to adopt the FoI law




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

adrusa:
Idi-ot! A man is bowing that to an older person and all this fool can see is ethnicity? Yorubas are well bred, we respect elders.

Yes we respect elders who SHOW their certificates instead of throwing us back to their 1914 school picture



Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Calculia:
Mrs Buhari capturing the moment like it really belongs to her, but what is Mrs Osinbajo doing?

The same thing the JagaBandit, who is the oga @ the top for Mr. Osinbajo was doing here =>


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2026900_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

BrightEye:
So i fit become a senator with my waec result!!!?

Yes oh as long as you SHOW your certificate



Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Thanks OP for this good work.
No actually it is GREAT work to further deepen our democracy.
Cheers.

I think we should actually thank our JagaBandit for confirming what we suspected all along - that Buhari ONLY attended schools and training but always FAILED the requisite exams, which aligns with what his fellow soldier, IBB said. That is why those charged with packaging the FRAUDSTER have been throwing us back to his school picture instead of showing his certificate

No wonder the JagaBandit is closely aligned with him- birds of the same feather flock together. One certificate FORGER with a certificate-less general

It is obvious that Buhari's rapid rise was due more to his fulani entitlement rather than any brillance.


Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos