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samdwaplord:
Bakare also criticised the state of environmental degradation in the Niger Delta area of the country, which he described as unfair. He narrated an experience he had in the area where he had to rely on the use of table water for washing and other domestic uses because of pollution.“I asked what I would do with all the table water that was brought and they said ‘you would need it’. The water from the borehole dug deep into the ground was black

The above contains a coded message for those who are capable of reading between the lines.

Salam!
Shalom!!
Peace!!!

Is the balance of N75 billion out of the N120 billion total required for this year's elections part of the 2015 budget?
Have our SINators and representaTHIEVES approved the 2015 budget
Did the journalists exhaustively address this & other pertinent questions BEFORE rushing their sensational story?

WhiteTechnology:
He said the HOLYSPIRIT told him

Have you verified from the HOLYSPIRIT yourself.?

It is sin to believe without verification

I think there was one ex-singer turned pastor turned politician who said his holy spirit told him he will be a FRESH president. Does anyone remember his name

Mayour11:
He said, “Osinbajo is not known in the South West.

I beg to disagree.
At least the SMD is known in Palms and at the Mama Oni Boli (roasted plantain seller) under the bridge

IbnSultaan:
Progressives,democrats &the good people of gombe state are all invited to the maiden meeting of the APC Anti Rigging Squad, Gombe State Chapter scheduled to take place as follows:
Date : Sat 3rd (Tomorrow)
Time : 4 pm
Venue:Kamara Primary school near state low cost
The time to act is know, join us in our quest to secure the votes of the great people of Gombe, the votes of Gombe people must count

Is anti-violence also part of the agenda

docadams:
My dislike is not limited to GEJ but to the whole PDP evil machine. You can't separate him from PDP.
Funningly, you bandy TI assessment when it favours you but when the ratings go against you you label the assessors agents of capitalist neo colonialism.

Please search my posts and show me where I said TI is an agent of capitalist neo colonialism.
Thanks.

Meanwhile I suppose we can conclude that Jonathan has done a SYSTEMATIC job of fighting corruption that is noticeable even by those who scored us negative in the past, not so

dguizman:
Make dem no bring am @ all better pass wetin dem dey do us in berger.....they will bring it for 5-10mins. In the morning,nd seize it till the next day.

Not to worry. They may just be testing their system before giving you full blast.

aresa:
hope hate for nigeria = iboTANhate. Facebook page.

Say no to hate

Say no to bigotry

Sayno to tribalism

Sa no to lies

I actually thought you had a scan copy of the LOST certificates attached to your post

Una don enter one chance with this bad market wey una carry for head so

Tinubu:
This is what happens when people start seeing their birthright as a privilege

I weep for Nigeria

So our country has become so politically and economically sodomized, that its citizens can no longer distinguish 'basic amenities' from privileges....

What the op wants us to do in this new year, is to roll out the drums and dance in the market-square because power supply has improved in some parts of the nation, while some areas are still in the Dark ages.

Constant power supply is our right..... Since the op has opened a thread rejoicing over power supply, he might as well open a thread thanking the government for his life, for the spaghetti he ate this morning, and for allowing him impregnate his wife as many times as possible without any restrictions whatsoever....

Was it not our right 16 years ago when Obasanjo took over made plenty of noise and brought Bola Ige as Minister?
Did you see any improvement back then

We shall continue to acknowledge PROGRESS so we can CONTINUE on the way forward with better testimonies.

160 million Nigerians acknowledge that our right to light is gradually being restored after so many years of being DENIED that right by other clueless & daft leaders who blew our budget for NOTHING.

Therefore we say:

#Four_More_Years
34MY

berem:
Fish before I sent it to its untimely grave.

na why you dey share me photo of fish wey you wan send go grave.
I resemble undertaker ni

100Cents:
5 Hours with bad traffic gridlock at Aba..

Thanks for providing comparative time to show that the train option is much BETTER by far when all is considered!

bushdoc9919:
And this isn't the first time the railways have been revived....Abacha did it, as did Obj in the 70's (failed India led attempt). And the current project was envisioned and commenced by Obasanjo(2007), and renegotiated by Yaradua .

......not CANCELLED by Jonathan unlike what General Buhari did for Lagos Metro three decades ago.

160 million Nigerians are thankful for CONTINUITY and we say


#Four_More_Years
#4MY

barcanista:
I once called you a jonathanian in one of your mischievous thread where you tried to hide under the cloak of "neutrality" to exhibit your TANism. I wasn't wrong afterall. Happy New Year

So anyone who EXPOSES General Muhammadu Buhari for the FRAUD that he is automatically earns a TAN tag
I guess that is how the internet warriors of the Association of Pretending Crooks, APC intend to scare away any rational critic of the daft pensioner who has been trying for the last 12 years to match General Olusegun Obasanjo's second chance record.

You guys tried it with yorubas who have been exposing the JagaBandit & his 40 thieves in the south west without success but it seems you never learn.
Keep trying like your Perpetual Presidential Candidate, PPC chronic loser idol.
Good luck!

docadams:
Please, confirm if you are actually the one here because it's not your usual signature. How can he put the words together effectively when what he wants to express is complete fallacy? To tell lies is difficult. That is the basis for the lie detector (polygraph). If GEJ is made to undertake a polygraph while preaching this sermon, it will crash because of too many lies and insecerity.

It is a FACT that our corruption index rating with Transparency International has improved.
It is a FACT that there has been reduced outflow of corruption money from our country by more than HALF in 2012.
It is a FACT that dead railways are rolling again, roads are being repaired and expanded, projects previously budgeted for annually but never done.
It is a FACT that agricultural production is increasing despite dismantling fertiliser subsidy scam cabal systematically.
It is a FACT that regular international flights operate in Kano & Enugu airports after their renovation & upgrade.

You can put any of those FIVE statements of FACT to your polygraph machine and let me know the result so we take it from there.
Cheers!

Jonathan seriously needs to learn how to put words together that adequately reflect the SUCCESS recorded by his administration against corruption as recognised by credible organisations like Transparency International and shows up in improved infrastructure, agriculture & service delivery.

Feraz:
Jonathan should put this woman on a leash. She's just too forward...LAWD!!!!!

Perhaps we should send you to Washington DC to tell Obama to put his woman on a leash, not so



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Too many jobless teenagers on the prowl today

Just like Turai in the recent past =>


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OrlandoOwoh:
I'm sure, as he usually does whenever he enters any church, he talked about politics.

He would talk, as usual, about the need for peaceful conduct and prayerful vigilance by all in a united country. If you have evidence to the contrary please share instead of simply running your mouth anyhow on a public forum.

I guess you are probably speaking from the frame of reference of what your idol, the pretending A-Looter old soldier does anytime he is given a microphone in a religious gathering, not so

philips70:

2. Buhari said Muslims should vote only Muslims

Facts: In June 2001, Sheikh Sidi Attahiru Ibrahim launched his book at a Dan Fodio University event. General Muhammadu Buhari was invited to chair the event, where he spoke ex-tempore.

Later that month, Buhari granted an interview to Rev, Fr. Matthew Hassan Kukah (present day Catholic Bishop of Sokoto) confirming what he said at the book launch. Here is the relevant portion of Kukah’s report on what Buhari said during their June 23, 2001 conversation (which was published in the Weekly Trust edition of July 6-12, 2001)

D9ty7:
Well, who drafted this manifesto?

Maybe na the same person wey draft those questions for our lazy, loafing federal legisLOOTERS that they asked NOI but have since refused to pay as agreed
I hope sey the drafter of this manifesto nor go drag our pretending A-Looter pensioner to court after he has lost the election next month

barcanista:
WOw!!! What a way to start the New Year 2015! Though I was nominated by the good people of Nairaland Politics section for the award, I still believe that we all deserve the award. We all are worth the title for making this section the most lively, most intelligent and most resourceful. Above all, our collective contribution for a better political environment in Nigeria will be rewarded by posterity. Whether proAPC, proPDP, proGEJ or proGMB, our goal still remains to achieve a better Nigeria. I appreciate all contributors, participants and fellow nominees. I accept the award with humbleness of heart. God bless us all!


Happy New Year 2015
Muhammadu Buhari 4 President

I bin want share your post until I come see your last sentence na im i say Olorun m'aje aka Tufiakwa that is to say God forbid

Congrats for the title and Happy New Year 2015.

Lagos police brutalise Lekki toll gate protesters
December 17, 2011

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Officers of the Lagos State Police Command today brutalised defenceless citizens protesting the introduction of a toll gate along the Lekki expressway in Lagos. Eye witnesses say the police threw caution to the wind as they tear-gassed, pushed, shoved, beat protesters, leaving some of them unconscious, the Nigeria Police Watch is reporting.
Some protesters, we are told, were arrested and taken to an unknown destination. Fully armed officers were dispelled to quel the protest which was peaceful until the police moved in.

More from: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/3153-lagos_police_brutalises_lekki_toll_gate_protesters.html

For the time being, let me leave out the violent response and harassment of protesters, including students against Fashola's senseless hike in LASU fees


This thread is in direct response to the daft propaganda thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2071188/celebrateobserve-minute-silence-victims-subsidy

Hopefully, seeing that the poster boy "excellent governor" of the Association of Pretending Crooks, APC has reacted equally violently against protesters will enable us to re-focus discussion of the candidates for elections to examining whether their track records align with their promise or not to warrant any hope of fulfilling them.
Candidates for elections as:

- President
- Senator
- Representative
- Governor
- State HoA lawmaker

philips70:
2. Buhari said Muslims should vote only Muslims


Facts: In June 2001, Sheikh Sidi Attahiru Ibrahim launched his book at a Dan Fodio University event. General Muhammadu Buhari was invited to chair the event, where he spoke ex-tempore.

Later that month, Buhari granted an interview to Rev, Fr. Matthew Hassan Kukah (present day Catholic Bishop of Sokoto) confirming what he said at the book launch.

Revising what he said would be more appropriate.

Understandable for the pretending A-Looter old soldier to re-package his ex-tempore words after realising the damage caused.
Understandable!!!

KingMEXX:
Sorry to disappoint, but the man has actually not said much...Like someone said earlier, he did more of permutations than prophecy..

Saying he simply did permutations is even being very generous towards the scammer-in-cassock!
Given that there is NO specificity about his permutations, one can conclude that they are GENERALISED statements of what would ordinarily happen in a gathering that has a LARGE enough number of people..


Anyone familiar with the statistical Law of Large Numbers usually applied in insurance
Those interested can START their FREE education there on from here =>

Statistical concept that larger the sample population (or the number of observations) used in a test, the more accurate the predictions of the behavior of that sample, and smaller the expected deviation in comparisons of outcomes. As a general principle it means that, in the long run, the average (mean) of a long series of observations may be taken as the best estimate of the 'true value' of a variable. In other words, what is unpredictable and chancy in case of an individual is predictable and uniform in the case of a large group. This law forms the basis for the expectation of probable-loss upon which insurance premium rates are computed. Also called law of averages. See also law of small numbers and law of statistical regularity.

Read more: http://www.businessdictionary.com/definition/law-of-large-numbers.html#ixzz3NZJMG12r

What was his career again before he "got the call"

idumuose:
This is a special new year message for handles and i am following on Nairaland viz :

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May this year be the best year by far, and may this year bring with it endless joy and happiness.

[b][size=21pt]HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL [/size]

Thanks.
2015 shall be a very happy & fulfilling 365 days for us, individually and collectively.
It shall be well with us & with our country- Amen!

Bishop4bella:
We ought to have better train than this if not for bad and corrupt government that we have.

Before, before when we 'did not have corruption' na how many 'better than this trains' did you & other bad belle people see

- 1
- 3
- 7
- 12

Make you answer oh!

- Where are the 57 LGAs & LCDAs in Lagos state?
- What do they do with their monthly allocation from Abuja

Orikinla:
The FG controls the railway transport in Nigeria.
So, GEJ is the cause of what you see everyday on trains in Nigeria.

Really?

What happened to the NOpoke light rails by the NOpoke governors- Amaechi & Fashola

bondingman:
This buhari of a man is simply a vampire.

He is the BLACKula of our time

PassingShot:
You are not clever at all. If you have always relied on beer parlour news, I am way above that stuff.

The original source is the World Bank and the news can be found here:

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/news/top-stories/327918-world-bank-releases-list-of-nigerian-looters.html

See very clever person wey still dey circulate dem-say, dem-say rumour news of beer parlour gist

Shey World Bank nor get web site ni abi wetin

In any case your pretending fellow A-Looter comrade of those on the beer parlour list said they did not steal our money. So is it not better for you to ask him what he knows but has FAILED to tell you instead of embarrassing yourself spreading FAKE news

slimmy05:
Any nairalander in Tennessee? I need to source for accommodation sharply.

Have you contacted the school you are going to?
Have you checked internet resources on the issue of student living in Tennessee?

You just might be pleasantly surprised at what you might find through these channels.
Best of luck and wishing you a very happy & fulfilling 2015!

tola9ja:
The road to Aso Rock does not go through Minna



GMB loves Nigeria, he’ll have it!

Perhaps General Muhammadu Buhari also loves IBB's Minna mansion as he had to pass through there a few months back on another FAILING road trip to Aso Rock =>




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Jarus:
Okay, "listed". Are you okay now?

I am always okay.
Thanks for asking though.