good one.

Nice. can your brows play? Cos mine does gymnastics

I.L I V E.I T


Are you ditching classes?

Nice eyes, are they yours? Just wondering.

O great!

Seriously?

he is sweetness personified


Howdy!?

You wanno have red eyes and saggy eye bags?

Idowuogbo:

he claims to b sweet

I got a witness!

True success; influencing others with the investment of your personality and making them aspire to your inspiration.

Way to go girl.

You R lalaboy as in weedboy?

El Guapo:

Anonymous it seems like its been long u slept in a police station

Point of correction- I'd neither slept nor crossed a police counter in my life. The fact that i let my guards down to drink with these ex-cons at your bar shouldn't make you or anyone insult me.

Look, I'm a responsible and [b]con[/b]fident man who abides by the law of his land.

Now serve me! Rum n coke in case it has slipped from your ogo'ed head.

Me, blab? We've shifted from stuttering to blabbling huh?

I wish to see the end.


How far?

Did i digress from stuttering? or does it matter who stutters?

That i am the character of my thots.

She doesn't believe in love but me thinks its her innermost craving.

what if moses did stutter?

Now this is what am talking about. Nicest!

A living dog is better than a dead lion

El Guapo:

[s]Oya Eldav have your favourite Shayo

* Serves him a Chilled bottle of Palmwine *
[/s]
Emm. . . Mr Anonymous your request cnt be granted at the moment, Reason= your name suggests that u cnt pay the bills

You're being unreasonably suspicious like a sissy- behave and get me the gaddamn order before I crush you with my wallet!

who cares?

I need a glass of rum n coke with ice and lemon to garnish pls.

This joke is literally older than me. The original was between an Alhaji and one ashy. Better said than written though.

I beg your pardon? The last time i checked, i was talking to the bartender. Who the freak are you and how did you get lose from your stretch clothes?

Double buncha scoundrels.

Mr Bartender please, do you do sex on the beach? If positive a glass would do eh.

nowadayz, yea!

Versitile and daring. Way to go!

^^^ How many behinds have you got bruv?

played out twisters, try twitting.

what da