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if u wake up 4 morning fowl pursue u i beg run o! u no know wetin e carry 4 mind
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na lazy person dey run go house go pull shirt if dem find him trouble 4 field

threaten na water, action na blood!

Pynt wey slack na im dem dey call boxers

When monkey wear canvass enter town make we know say im get plans

Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer

A stitch in time, …, dey prevent further tear tear.

A rolling stone ……… na person push am

Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem

before you marry woman make u look e mama well because mango nor dey fall far from tree.

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

Na where tree near tree naim monkey dey smart 

pikin when no know him mama boyfriend na him dey call am uncle.

na strong thing when plantain c na im make them call am boli.

na tey e go tey stammerer go call him mama name.

even jaguda get oga!

pesin wen go tiff 4 cement store na im know d load wen e wan carry.

pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.

To Wowo nor be old age

Who chop belleful go still hungry

boredom is enjoyment.

Why does life sometimes treat one unfairly?

i flit, i float, i fleetly, i fly.

How do u like ur coffee?

Not bad brov.

Op na whia u get ya 'babes-follow-me' concoction?

cbase:
How Come nobody eva tells Slyve "Nice Weekend", is it because of his body Odour?

Wicked mon

That's better

Need to hit the sheets now. .pls rest those pretty eyes so they don't tear.

ha ha ha.

Did you turn the other cheek for her to slap? It's a test of your Christianity dude.

Well good for you kid.

Nahh You didn't ask. I'm Bob Jon

Me likey.

Do you do this all the time. . I mean concealing truth?

You lie! those are two extremes, West side and East side.

Tell me.

It comes off and on like a terrible network. Do you have it?

I'm in Obiakpor LGA jare.

Now your turn

Yup. .Just like I thought.

O great! You're not going to tell, right?

A'ght no sweat

Good concept

Bad content

Funny though.

Mommy's girl huh!?

Where you at pretty eyes?

Q; How do we correlate ear and understanding?

A; Only in a joke.

Isn't it kinda late for you now to be online?

I mean well m'am so cheer up but don't cuss.

Sixth sense! she got it.

Easy Ms.

^How low can u go?