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FarahAideed:
Yes bought a 700 million mansion for 20 million ( another case of corruption)

Meanwhile, Soyinka has been on an annual pension courtesy of Amaechi since 2013.

That afonja Rhesus monkey, is the most shameless of them all.
Once he stops getting his regular alerts he becomes a govt critic.

Very shameless people, this same afonjas that betrayed Abiola.

FarahAideed:
You forgot to mention that hyper-hypocrite called Femi Falana who was always on channels blasting Jonathan over small issue but is today now quiet ..

That one now owns a cosy mansion in Maitama courtesy of Magu who sold him a seized property for next to nothing.

BeeBeeOoh:
I stopped taking GO Adeboye serious when I found out that he never deemed it fit to utter a word when RCCG pastor's wife was beheaded in Abuja.

The man is only after his stomach.

He is destined for the abyss.

This is why I only take ECWA church and Northern Christians as the only true Christians in Nigeria.

ECWA church is still open in Borno and Yobe in the midst of Islamic lunatics while the Catholic Church and other profiteering Caphias franchise have since abandoned their frolicking business.

God punish all your Idiotic redeemers and end time Annanias churches.

The Ananias Congregation of the church of Moloch.


Adeboye is Satan in human flesh.

Aso Rock In Mourning As Buhari Mourns favourite cow "Hadiza"

There is a gloomy air hanging over Aso Rock as President Buhari mourns his favorite and oldest cow "hadiza" formerly known as "betty".

the Trustee of the now expanded Buhari ranch in Duara who begged www.trolliciousTroll.com not to be named which we will name later in order for you to verify the authenticity of this article, told our reporters that "hadiza" formerly known as "betty" died in the early hours of Friday. She or rather it has since been buried according to Islamic rites. But the ranch trustee who goes by the name Ibrahim Kazure who is originally from Maradi in Niger Republic, hinted that the corpse (or rather carcass) of late "hajiya hadiza, has since been scavenged by local youth almost immediately after the Iman Qadri of Duara administered the last rites.

When probed on why the President will go to so much extent to mourn what is supposed to be pepper soup and suya material, Alhaji Kazure, who we must add begged us not to mention his name as a source but which we did here for the sake of authentication, told us at Troll.com, that the President is "highly fond of betty" who happened to have been converted to Islam during the Sharia debacle to "hadiza".

the long suyanized herbivore was said to be a favorite of one of the President's herd of lesbo cows and Alhaji Kazure confirmed that she died as a heifer - virgin cow with no offspring.

Kazure will later tell this publication that, "hadiza" died at the ripe old age of 29yrs. the reporter did not believe this at first, but after some research it was confirmed that cows could live up to 30yrs - and that is only if they were owned by die-hard vegetarians.

When probed further, Alhaji Kazure, who happens to be the trustee of the Buhari & Yusuf ranch, located in Duara said he suspected Hajiya Aisha to have been the one to have poisoned the old cow.

Piqued by this, this reporter asked why he will say "such a haramatic crap? Does he think the President is into haramatic relationship with hadiza the cow formerly known as betty". Kazure replied that the President is so fond of the cow and reminded us that the president is a fulani and also that the president gets daily briefing of her status. Kazure, even stated that Yusuf and Zahra suckled from betty now known as hadiza but since longed suyanized.


Troll.com then contacted Aso Rock to find out how the President was doing but the combined phone numbers of Femi Adesina, Garba Shehu and Luaretta "Palmy drunkard" Oneche where not going through.

We then put a call to our very expensive inside mole in Aso Rock, who we will not reveal, who confirmed that truly the President is in mourning. Our mole who happens to be from Kano and works in the office of Abbe Kyari as his personal assistant, also confirmed to us that the trio of Kogi, Kaduna and Borno state governors where at the burial site of late betty.

Governor Yayaha Bello is currently at Aso Rock consoling the President. A delegation of Yoruba elders, governors and APC stalwarts led by Bola Tinubu are currently heading to Aso Rock.

plaindealer:
Btw, what is Wike's solution per Rivers state as the state with the highest unemployment rate in Nigeria and the huge population of cultists killing even more than herders?

Bigotry and hatred are easy, but it won't make your life any better.

Rivers highest unemployment in Nigeria? Where Osun dey?

Cultism? Where Zamfara bandits and BH full north?

Afonja jealousy

Wike's resolution of no RUGA in Rivers still stands including the offer to allow for piping of sea water to the north.

This useful idiot is only bitter she did not make it to a ministerial list again.

Isn't she one of many educated trousered illiterates from the south who campaigned for the cow king?

DrTee1:
Excellent.

This is exactly my point. Now, let us agree with you.

Let's dismiss the man. We'll all continue our lives without him thereafter, right?

Okay. What happens to him, his exposure, education, family? How does he fit into the society? How might he feed himself, his family and social dependants?

Have we considered the fact that suicide is the second leading cause of death amongst citizens less than 45 in the USA? Do we care if he tows that path?

Or if he goes aggressive and violent - or malevolent after dismissal? Have we considered the Lawrence Anini story, how the 26 year old dare-devil criminal developed from ill-treatment by the authorities?

Do we recall that after the amnesty programme, militancy has hugely reduced in the South South? Have you been to the Nigerian Prisons before? I have - on work related duty. 90% of the inmates are awaiting trial and are kept in the most dehumanizing conditions. It is better to be a condemned criminal in the Nigerian prison than to be Awaiting Trial, I kid not.

You postulations are right, but we must look at the bigger picture. I watched Ozekhome's kidnapping experience on YouTube yesterday and it because even clearer. It is the reason for my original comment.

Nigeria needs to use the hammer a little less often - and show some more empathy for citizens. There is enough stress in the Nigerian society already. We must be careful, now, not to sleep-walk ourselves into more instability. Almost anyone is being kidnapped in Nigeria today, and anywhere in the country. The insecurity is alarming. Firing a man who was apparently duped into making an erroneous decision would only affect us all, unfortunately, on the medium term to long run...

I so submit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4f8R9EFPI

There are reasons we have laws, law enforcement, courts and prisons. There is no excuse for criminal behaviour.

This is why we are such a lawless country because criminals have gone brazen because they never ever get to face the music.

Also, the civil service ought to be a place of merit and not a welfare scheme.

The individual in question has shown he is not fit for such engagement.

Or are you not aware that would be federal employees are expected to pass and submit a medical and Psychiatric evaluation report signed by a qualified state employed Doctor as a prerequisite in gaining full employment?

If he is mad then sack him from his position. How can you still retain a confirmed clinically insane person within your organisation?

On the last note, let me reiterate what I said above: The Federal govt should decide on whether it wants to run an effective civil service or a welfare scheme because as it is now, the civil service is filled to the brim with highly unemployable individuals.

SheikhMuniru:
When It's Time

He should do jihad the boko way and blow himself up in a church or else no 77 virgins for him.

Many Yorubas have been insisting that Yoruba unity can not be shaken by religious divide.

This is absolutely false as Yoruba history holds a treasure trove on how a multi religious society can divide a section of the populace's allegiance.

If you also consider what is happening in the NE also with BH lunatics, you will see parallels with the heterogeneous religious Yoruba society.

Borno, Adamawa and even Yobe have a thriving Christian population with inter faith marriages and relations.

It was even reported by victims of BH that some of their Muslim relatives joined BH and led attacks on their communities.

Religion forms a fundamental outlook and can not be separated from one's political disposition.

While Religion can be best described as the abstract ideology, politics remains the tool to bring such beliefs into reality.

Consider the likes of Ishaq Akintola of MURIC whose views and agitation in our political sphere is always viewed and echoed by his religious beliefs.

For the yorubas to state their collective unity is not under threat from their heterogeneous religious beliefs is a total lie.

Oluwabash, I am sorry to inform you but all bridges are over!

Face your Ruga alone!

Unite first with your Yoruba Muslims, APC politicians and useless Obas in rejecting Ruga.

SheikhMuniru:
Leave Bubu Alone Please, Allah Is With Mr Buhari Nothing Go Happen

He should then go and join allah and collect his 77 virgins for his jihad contributions.

oluwadabira111:
They will always make fake promises,they should just scrap nnpc,they are a scam used by the politician to scam nigerians.

When Atiku said he would scrap the NNPC, did you guys not mock him?

fukara:
WHEN JONATHAN SET ASIDE N100bn FOR RUGA, BEING THE FULANI GRAND PATRON, I DIDN'T HEAR "THEM" PROTESTING. WHY NOW?

No Ruga today, pls come tomorrow

DrTee1:
That's another angle to the whole narrative. It appears that in this case, the gentleman is a victim of fraud - which has now put him in trouble with his employers.

It is a situation that requires more Care and empathy than ridicule, heavy punishment or shaming.

He is the ultimate victim here.

Don't agree.

He has shown that he is not have both the mental acumen and balance to be occupying any paid position.

He should be dismissed on medical grounds and for being an autistic imbec!le.

He has shown that he believes in the man know man syndrome something which we can blame Buhari for taking to new levels with his gross nepotism and ethnic favoritism.

You do know he is from Katsina state and a fulani as well? Which will lead me to believe he got his appointment through the back door and not on merit and has been getting promotions and favours ever since with same nepotism.

DrTee1:
The sad part is that this is where the story would end. Somewhere down the line, he would be treated to disciplinary action by the organization.

This is the mistake we often make as a people. The gentleman possibly needs a mental health review, yes, but thereafter, he needs to be shown love and care.

This is a part of our existence as a people that we have lost, possibly to overpopulation which developed an overbearing callous mentality amongst us, or something worse.

A man who goes the length of dressing up in a new and higher rank, travelling that distance to assume an office (albeit illegitimately) possibly needs more help than punishment. He is an intelligent person who has only channeled his abilities wrongfully.

I hope he gets what he needs.

Somebody that yahoo boys don chop so tey him sense loss?

Intelligent or heavy maga.

No make dem dupe you ooh, or else you go para like this one.

dokioloyee:
There is need for that...but come to think of it, where did he get the uniform from?

The scammer that scammed him told him to sew the uniform.

This guy no well but from a Facebook post he made before promoting himself, it is clear he had been duped by some yahoo boy posing as Buhari.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/9786900_img20190708wa0003_jpegae2dfae7a7f71e495a3b9f9a3afe8eae

Heavy maga

Which one is anti Awusa?

Are the Awusas in southern Kaduna, Zamfara, Sokoto, Katsina, Niger and kebbi not under the onslaught of marauding fulanis?

Change your opening sentence to anti Fulani. Do not include Awusas in your madness to defend your fulani tribe.

Coming from a sectional bigot

This serial liar again.

Well, I have learnt to take anything he says as Caesar's Cipher i.e. reading meaning in opposite of what he said.

MayorofLagos:
This three year old news recycled to make it look new.

This is you at birth

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An occasion that occurred today in Lagos is what you are calling 3yr old news?

Even if it is 3yrs old, will that make the useless Oba any younger that will excuse his careless insults?

“You are not part of the useless obas in Yorubaland who will sell out, we know them and it is not yet time to mention names. In Yorubaland today, you are the best monarch and that is not contestable. The good obas’ in Yorubaland, who are forthright, firm and stand by the truth are not up to five, they are just three. Oba Awujale, Oba Akiolu and another,” tinubu said when given the podium at special prayer session held at the Ijebu-Ode Central Mosque to mark the 80th birthday of the Awujale of Ijebuland, Oba Sikiru Kayode Adetona.

Several traditional institutions in the region however have begun to meet on tinubu’s comment describing it as an aberration on the sacred Yourba tradition. Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade, while addressing a group of foremost traditional rulers in Osun State lampooned the APC national leader over his statement.

He said it was the traditional rulers in the South West that held their subjects together, giving room for people like him (tinubu) to actualise his political ambition. The traditional ruler said he had to express his protest over the statement credited to tinubu on behalf of the majority of yoruba rulers in Nigeria.

According to Sijuwade, tinubu had forgotten that “when our country was upside down, it was the traditional rulers in this country that saved the situation. If we left the country as politicians did, there would have been no state for the leader of APC to rule when he came back.

“Two among the three obas mentioned by him were the best friends of the late military head of state, General Sani Abacha and among them, one was on the paylist of the late General and one lifted crude oil allocated to him by General Abacha. You can ask them, Abacha gave me money on more than one occasion, but I refused.

“And if you want to talk of the annulment of late Chief M.K.O. Abiola’s election, these two/three traditional rulers should be properly investigated, because they were neither here nor there,” the traditional ruler said.

“If any of our leaders wants to make a categorical statement on an important issue like the Oba in Yorubaland, he should please try to check records to know exactly what each one of them has done, because there is so much blackmail and, fortunately, the late Abacha’s Chief Security Officer (CSO) is alive and he is in a position to tell the world the obas who were close associates of his late boss,” Oba Sijuwade added.

http://www.peoplesdailyng.com/angry-reactions-trail-tinubus-verbiage-against-yoruba-traditional-rulers/

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MayorofLagos:
What better South? Let me hear you define better South. Oya, go ahead...define better South.

This funky nigga is intoxicated on expired brew

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My recycle bin folder is renamed Southwest.

Go figure