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He told her
"You donut, nose long like garden hose
Hey bleached ma'am mans not hot"

Foodforthought:
I agree but he needs more help than he is getting currently...

did u see how Madrid pressed barca 1st half??

Are u saying modric, kroos, marcelo n carvajal are not helping well??

even tho Barcelona defence are really good, precise clearing.

Foodforthought:
U set reason am...he is the only one carrying Madrid. Benzema na minus 1. When Cr7 is so busy trying to score always and win games for the team how does he then settle to his own game?
Even if Leo has a poor game, Suarez can rise to the occasion and take charge. With Madrid nothing like that

yea no doubt benzema is an idiot it would have be bale covering Madrid when ronaldo form is out, but dt guy is synonymous to injury.

Also, considering ronaldo is this year best, he was shambolic.

giving clean pass to rakitic/Roberto when kroos is running towards him

Foodforthought:
Abeg u sabi ball very well.
I've always said that Benzema is the worst striker in LA liga. Offers nothing at all. It is because of his ineffectiveness that Rinaldo sometimes looks like a striker and is forced to do almost everything for Madrid. The clueless Zidane favoured him over Morata for no reason...Benzema is injury prone and a total waste.
Barca are not superior to Madrid,it's just that Barca have a No 9 and Madrid don't.

ehnn, ronaldo can't do anything more than scoring.
even pass don be problem nowadays

when i say berna u say leo. berna! leo! berna! .......

obafemee80:
Gotta get that itch: A rhino scratching using a mound of dirt to scratch his nether regions won the Junior category for Jodie Ramackers

Dat Rhino Is A Member Of The Amazing Vaseline Crew.

But His Own Is Clay Vaseline

JayCynic:
I think your brain needs a simulative reset machine. Those who bought Neymar are scientists You are foolish with a difference. Qatari oil tycoons are now scientists. Please mention a scientist among the top 50 richest men in the world, Phillip Emeagwali, your master of calculus is working his ass out for a whack ass job in the states. Albert Einstein, Robert Hooke, i guess in their time controlled the earth. If i really were to rate you, I think you would be the last position in the worst secondary school in Kaduna state. Dummy

the founders of google created it through their phd research

WoW
Africa is great.

Just its people going gaga from their imported religions

aariwa:
Since you don't want to contact a lawyer.Let me give you a summary of what you should do .Serve him the statutory notices ie 7 days and one month,then file a suit for recovery of premises at the nearest magistrate court.Once the case comes up tell the court you are handling the case yourself,enter witness box and tell the court what the man did and the order you are seeking from them.The bailiff will then enter the box and tell the court that he served the man but he didn't come .The court will then grant you the order you are seeking.You will take the judgement copy and go to the bailiff and pay them for policemen. The policemen and the bailiffs will go to the man's house one early morning, break his house and pack all his properties to the court premises.I hope you learnt something today from this.Goodluck

1 like for you, see how u make am easy

As burna dey d song, e go make sense small

If na wizkid, him music wan tire person abeg

donsimoniiblog:
wizkid fan spotted...drake is not coming closer, so dont come close

man don't care


point of correction
Am a bigshaq fan who might port to nasty c.


wizkid wey go spoil wale music becuz him no fit pronounce love. since then i tire for am, now he don go remix vip song.

Fweshspice:
I don't dance now I make money moves INDEED! Father Lord!!! As much as i hate to say/admit this, I need u to bless me with this kind babe. They are Hard to come by bt i know THEY EXIST!! Baba God, abeg ACTIVATE My GPS make this Kind blessing LocaTe me and not pass me by... AMEN

Then stand by one girl n support her through thick n thing

and so fvcking what??

Simple, Go for pharmacy

Nawa For Nff N Fifa OO

I Go Like That Him French Intonation When Speaking English

LesbianBoy:
Young man.....wake me up when messi wins something with his senior national team and back to back champions league

Ronaldo Should Win 6 Trophies In A Year, Score 91 Goals In A Year, Win 4 Balon Dor Consecutively & Score In Twenty Consecutive Matches N We Might Argue Who Is The Best.

Zeeeeeeek:
If I say dat pep is better dan Morinho, some ppl will jup down my throat n say he has won 2CL wt 2 different teams, ask den hw he won it, dey will tell u it doesn't matter, GIve Pep dat same man. U team n watch Rashford,lingard n Herrera bcom better players.

yea

proof: sterling


if you are a fast nd smart player, guardiola will like you.

where iheanacho f**k is he is not fast, and also not that smart.

Sterling smartness increase small by knowing 'no be to run be issue'

MrEnigma007:
Nah... I had a good laff through out the game had to even pretend supporting man utd cos my big uncle was watching with me... he is a Man utd fan while I am with the blues. I wanted man city to win don't want them bragging with it.

Though dropping point was wat everyone wanted but not me... I don't just want man utd saying they drew to city while we lost

Hehehe

chelsea where on full troll mood today,
asking "na man city dey home"
when man u equalize dey dash Chelsea insult back.


but when otamendi scored, tory change oo

MrEnigma007:
Everyone does that... some prefers to play tiki taka till the ref blows so what's new in it albeit I'd say it is funny to see players frustrated by it

The thing pain young die,

ANTONINEUTRON:
Man city should better disengage, discombobulate, dislocate, disgrace, dis-This, dis-That Manchester united.

Guardiola need to teach England the beauty of tiki-taka.


When i watched man city v Chelsea, i remembered the 2009 champions league final when i started supporting Barcelona.

Tiki-Taka in its purest form
CruyffLivesOn

Guardiola is a tactical genius

see the funny last minute stay-on-the-wing-for-corner-or-throwing

Man city should better disengage, discombobulate, dislocate, disgrace, dis-This, dis-That Manchester united.

Guardiola need to teach England the beauty of tiki-taka.


When i watched man city v Chelsea, i remembered the 2009 champions league final when i started supporting Barcelona.

Tiki-Taka in its purest form
CruyffLivesOn

note the word 'Reportedly'.
they are not sure

fault of caps.
don't worry the university will surely admit their remedial students

AmoryBlacq:
we aren't city! we are better, we are blues! pride of London, face of England!

we may drop points but we definitely are not losing!



90mins would tell!

How Market??

Evulu. Thank God I No Captain Hazard For My Fpl Team

DrTims:
The same city come Man Utd home carry point. Not just point but three point from Old Trafford last season and they were not this good. Wait and see

And Aguero No Even Dey.
Na Small Iheanacho Ochestrate D Defeat

Not A Hard Issue; Dna Can Solve This Shit

Palm Oil Business Is Cool

And Imo People Thought He'll Be Better Than Ohakim, Instead He Became An Happiness N Statue Lover