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stinggy:
When will you call me too?

Does your moniker actually describe your person?

Lexybabs:
Fanks much. INEC ADHOC online reg

Ohh, that's true. Heard the reg is closing on thursday. Please can stream 2 corp members still in camp participate? If yes, please how do we go about it?

Drakula you didn't pick my call yesterday...

Hehehehe.... I no fit laugh abeg. See rushing to go queue for kitchen o
And at first when we first come na mammy dem dey patronise...kitchen people dey beg people to come collect food then.

But now eyes don red, people jus dey rush kitchen food, esp when the menu na rice and fish, meat or chicken.
I saw them trying to butcher a cow this morning. Shebi na one cow dem dey kill for us everyday ni?

Anyways, tomorrow na sunday, I sure say menu go sweet die

Jennyesh have you seen my reply?

I always look forward to those physical trainings immediately after meditations and camp director's talk. It does a lot to drive out that early morning cold in the system.
Yesterday we danced. Sang lots of man o' war songs. Some I can remember are


1. Dem go born monkey
Dem go born monkey
Ifi corper marry corper
Dem go born monkey

Dem go born better
Dem go born better
Ifi corper marry soldeir
Dem go born better

2. This is the way I'm happy to be o
This is the way I'm happy to be.

Eeeh, I am now a corper
Eeeh, I am now a corper
Eeeh, I am now a corper
This is the way I'm happy to be.

3. You have decided to serve your nation
You have decided to serve your nation
You have decided to serve your nation
No going back, no going back

4. See how dem dey look o
See how dem dey look oo
Otondo!

5. Dem don dey tire
Dem don dey tire
Lazy corper
Dem don dey tire.

Will add more when I remember

jennyesh:
I dnt really knw hw d pm stuff works sha.. So i dnt knw if wat i sent can suffice for a pm

Ok dear, let me check my mailbox

Hehehe... And so the days keep rolling by.


Our early morning song with camp director

She: How many days na im remain o?
Us: Na only 9 days remain...
She: How many days na im remain o?
Us: Na only 9 days remain...

Eeeeeehhhh, we go leave Iseyin
Eeeeeehhhh, we go leave Iseyin
Eeeeeehhhh, we go leave Iseyin
Na only 9 days remain


She: If you see my baby/bobo, wifey/husby
Us: Hossanna!
She: Tell am say o
Us: Hossanna!
She: I dey for Iseyin
Us: Hossanna!
She: I no geti problem
Us: Hossanna!


Like seriously, we are counting days. But they are sincerely trying for us, they don't treat us harshly as at first again. Infact, we ended up gisting and laughing with the female soldier that came to drive us out of the hostel for afternoon parade yesterday


Yes, we did it! My platoon did it! We came 1st in the interplatoon drama competition first rounds. I hope we eventually emerge overall winner
We also qualified for quarterfinals football and volley ball. Meeeen, that football match with No. 8 platoon was something else, but we won it! Am loving this. We must win o!


And yes, the RSM is something else. Lmaoooo. The man is just too comic, and he doesn't even smile o. When we all sight him, we begin to shout 'Heeeeeeey!' as he always does when about to give us commands
The man can like to shouuuut! "Don't go to mammy! Those of you over there, fall in immediately! Those of you that are not marching, leave the parade ground! Platoon instructors come over here, come over here nowww!"
Chai, him no dey tire?!


Nairalanders in Iseyin, we must all meet before we leave here o. Lets have a little get-together parry.


Newsbits from Iseyin camp

Lexybabs:
u guys should Pls help me with state coordinator's number. Need it for registration

Lagos state coordinator, Mrs Adenike Adeyemi's telephone number is 08037103033.
What reg do you need it for?

jennyesh:
When lectures start i go let u knw hw u go take identify me

Hey dear, thought I replied u ystday. Was in ur platoon but didnt know how to locate u... U can pm me ur number so we can meet.


Met with Jinwaz yesterday, was cool and fun
Pls lets keep it rolling. More nlanders in Iseyin

jennyesh:
Na me get myslf?? I must surely come social nyt na.. Evn 2mrw lectures sef i dey... so anyhw u want am

Make we see for lectures na... Who I go say I dey find for platoon 4?

jennyesh:
No b only switee... I dey champion platoon (4).... Mayb we fit see later in d day but ryt nw i dey try sneak enter hostel go sleep

Ah ahn, na platoon 4 me dey always sitdown for SAED lectures na... How I go take find you now? U dey come social night? Abi na for 2mro lectures?

jinwaz:
Yep, I was.

Hey dear, I didn't hear from you again. U still busy

jennyesh:
U dey dodge from me shey??

Sis mi, ma binu si mi jare No vex abeg. Why would I? Which hostel u dey? And which platoon? Can we meet before the end of today?
U know u're my switee

Jinwaz were you the one who called me last night? Sorry o, for asking

Like seriously, camp doesn't have to be too stressful. Just do what you can do and leave the rest (na so na).

We wey no dey match dey flex jare. My platoon drama is today so we're away from the parade ground, rehearsing. Me cannot stand the stress of that parade, God knows.

My platoon Man o' war drills is today. Those drills jus dey dirty person khaki I hope it will be fun sha

NCCF is a wonderful family to be with. Today is family meeting. Drama team meets everyday. Sometimes I take advantage of that to miss parade



More reports coming ahead from Iseyin camp.

Hehehe... These soldiers don even tire to dey order people around.


Monday's swearing in ceremony was ok, people just dey do fake fainting
We stood from around 9am till past 12pm. Na people wey dey front and people wey march feel am pass, people for back just dey sit down or do fake fainting

Today, we had the Aseyin of Iseyin come visit us (so yesterday, we had to practice how to greet Kabiyesi oo ). SAED lectures have been educative, but me dey sleep half way through (no be my fault na, na short night dey cause am ).

They have started paying 1k 5h sha, but me never collect.

Kitchen food have been nice, sincerely yours have been patronising there I no send anybody.

Our camp director's a very nice and friendly mummy. Everyday, at morning devotion, she starts the day with her two best songs, "Anytime I see another breaking of the day", and "Ancient of Days, as old as You are"

As for social events, "Porcupine" has been cracking ribs here every night. That guy is just talented. Initially, those soldiers used to come drive us out of the hostel compulsorily, but now e be like say dem don tire for us

I've not seen Jennii for some time now but I usually see Carmal90. Cedidiong is who I always see, actually quite inseparable

This is Mercy reporting live and direct from Iseyin camp. More coming your way as time goes on... Ciao

jinwaz:
Anugod, you're in no wat platoon? I'm in platoon 9, social committee member. Drop ur mail, lemme reach out to you or pass ur contact over to me thru mine Jinwas91@gmail.com either ways

Am in 7 platoon. You can reach me on 07061873876

tescoleps:
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I might av come in contact wt u one way or d other. Do u normally come for parade?

Yea, was there today. Maybe I could get to know you after drills tomorrow morning...

ebrahyym:
i dey 9 platoon

How can I know you?

tescoleps:
I rep 7 platoon

Are you serious? How do I know you?

sdot4:
ajimobi boys...where una dey

holla @ me 08096882521

Ajimobi boys... Wetin una dey do wey camp director dey always hail una?
I've met with some of us, which platoon u dey?

ebrahyym:
wich platoon u dey?

No 7 platoon. U nko?

jenyunwojo:
Open mic 9t here in La- Gos! Mizenkay can Danceeeee! Really hvin a 9ce time!

We just closed here too...

cedidiong:
Had fun at the mammy market this evening gradually beginning to like this Iseyin of a place

Had fun shey? Kontunu. Am watching you in 3D.

By the way, nice time out today
Catch more of you later...


And do not forget mumsy's warning

CoCoLav:
For Ipaja camp?

No, Iseyin camp. The person you asked is in Iseyin.

Nicogen4us:
.If i understand ur question just let me know latter. TRINITY FARM train any interested person on the following courses: catfish farming/rearing,catfish hatching/production,Livestock feed producution,poultry farming,piggery,snail rearing/breeding,Dog rearing/breeding,rabbit rearing,farm supervision/consultation to mention afew.For corpers,it is #5000 for training and#1000 for manual for the period of one month. but for hatching the price differ unless u are up to 15 in number it goes for #5000 as well.With all the course you will have a pratical class after the training. We are not new in all the L.G. U can ask your L.G.I or any other corpers.Our flyers are with many of our present student to give to the new members. thanks.

Ok, I now get you, thanks.

Wow this is lovely. First met Jennii, then Essien and Carmal90. You guys rock!
No longer feeling bored. Hope to meet more Nairalanders here in Iseyin...

CoCoLav:
Please are those doing registration today plenty?

No, not really. Most have registered already. But they said files have finished for Lagos corpers, so when they are available (I think later in the evening), registration will continue.

jennii:
I'm under that canopy where they're doing reg watching those people exercising, come there, I'm wearing a black top and blue skirt, sitting between a girl in red and a yellow boy in white.

Right away...

Hey guys how is it going? Ipaja peeps, you guys should be having so much fun amidst the stress. Really missing you cos I know it would never be a dull moment with you guys.


Carmal90, Jenii and every other Iseyin campers, maybe we could just fix up a general time to meet, prolly @breakfast or lunch break. I had to start asking every new friend I meet if he/she is a nairalander just so I could meet some of you.


Well, these guys are still taking inventory of the kits they got from Abuja, so lots are still unkitted till later in the day.

The staff and officials are kind and caring but do not tolerate indiscipline. Hope to make lots of friends among them

We have lots of guys in my platoon...I hope they do not disappoint

Activities started out in earnest. Welcome party today by 8pm, dance and drama competitions to start next week I can't wait.

Let me just say this, I miss having Jenyunwojo, Drakula, gdaniels, Chizzydiamond and other sweet peeps around me

jennii:
2moro I'll be wearing a black tank top and blue skirt, if you happen to see me, tap me lol

Hey uu, were you @devotion today? Try lets see @d lecture. Gv me descriptns 2locate u or drop ur number...