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@torres does it mean that freshers will have to finish their reg before or on 6th of January?

Scopic01: pls reply me n iz d screenin stil goin on?

guy january dey there

Pls help me get back on my feet. I think I lost my drawing skills and I don't know where to start from. Maybe laziness or I'm losing interest in drawing. Someone to help me regain my skills? What should I do pls someone?

Rescan or reset till your channels are back and complete.

• YOU TURN ON YOUR TV SET, IT'S
MANDELA!
• TURN ON YOUR RADIO SET TOO,
IT'S MANDELA AGAIN!!
• LOG ON TO FACEBOOK/TWITTER,
MANDELA AGAIN!!!
• On BBM, WhatsApp Nko?
MANDELA IS ON EVERY DISPLAY
PICTURE!!!!
• CARRY A NEWSPAPER TO READ,
MANDELA ON FRONT, CENTER, AND
BACK PAGE!!!!!
NOW I'M EVEN AFRAID TO OPEN MY
FRIDGE MAKE I NO GO SEE
MANDELA!!!!!!
I DEY ALSO FEAR To LOAD CREDIT
MAKE THEM NO SAY "YOUR
DONATION TO MANDELA
FOUNDATION WAS
SUCCESSFUL!!!!!!!"
#RIP Madiba!!! We Miss You
Already....
Disclaimer: Original Post culled from fb.

Join diz grp on facebook "EKSU Newly Admitted 2013/2014"
leggo

Splufyk: tanks...are u on 2go

yinky95

Drniyi4u: w.t.f! 'àfòse' ke? Dem dey jazz us??

lyk konga drum...lol

It's obvious no student would want to resume this period. Even if they call it off the resumption date would be fixed to january. But in the long-run ASUU did demonstrated crudity.

agrovick: and how exactly did u come across this info

i be spiritualist na...i get osiris eye

agrovick: Op go and die, U.I damsels are the real deal

yeah they do their "thing" but they often forget to take their bath when they get home; which caused the mass body odour among them

Drniyi4u: Wat about great Ife's chicks na?

those ones cannot do without 'àfòse' in their bags.

A typical example of UI chick >

hannesy: And d op ve a stinky mouth,dirty armpit,dandruff hair,yellow teeth,bath only on Christmas day nd just stole a fone he used in posting those rubbish

Splufyk: wat was ur jamb subject combination 4 political science

English, Goverment, Literature & C.R.K

UNIVERSITY CHICK STATISTICS -
CHECK THAT OF YOUR SCHOOL HERE
* 85% of FUTA chicks don't know
what
'Sharwama' means.
* 90% of UNILAG chicks has
aborted a
minimum of 5times before their
final
year.
* Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu
College
of edu. girls have actually seen an
aeroplane.
* 60% of IMT chicks can open their
legs for you if you offer them okpa
and coke.
* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have
never seen a BB before. (no
wonder)
* 96 of LASU babes wear one pant
for
three months
* 88% of ESUT chicks have yam
legs
* All the chicks in Covenant
university
hide their phones inside their
panties
to avoid detention
* 79% of DELSU chicks have
orgasms
as soon as they hear gun shots
* 98% of UNN chicks have hair on
their chests and Nipples
* 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry
their
panties in their handbag cos they
dont know where they will spend
the
night
* 90% of FUTO chicks look like
Weird
MC
* 71% of ABSU chicks wear second
hand panties(I don witness this
one)
* 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like
witches during sex
* 90% of UNILAG chicks don't
wear
pant at all
* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle
sperm like cold beer
* 80% of ANSU chicks don't sleep
in
their hostels during weekends.
* No UNICAL female student is a
virgin.
* 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with
their
school boyfriends
* 60% of UNAAB girls have bushy
vag*na
* 80% of UI girls have body odour
* 90% Of UNIOSUN Girls can't
boast
of N4000 in their Bank Account -
Broke Ass.
True or False?

Lol...

Sorry to break your hearts...seems ASUU aint worth it sha.... www.nairaland.com/1558118/ASUU-strike-not-been-called
strike continues...

ASUU STRIKE HAS NOT BEEN CALLED OFF
Reports reaching PREMIUM TIMES
from Minna, Niger State, indicates
that the National Executive
Committee, NEC, meeting of the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities, ASUU, which
commenced at about 11 a.m.
Monday was still ongoing at 8:25
p.m.
Journalists present also reported
that there was an incident at the
venue of the meeting, the Senate
building of the Federal University
of Technology, Minna, when
officials of the FUT Minna branch
of ASUU reportedly manhandled
journalists who converged to
cover the proceedings.
A witness said the branch
chairman of the union, Abdulfatai
Jimoh, ordered all reporters to be
walked out because they were
not invited to the meeting. It
took the intervention of the
University’s Information Officer,
Lydia Legbo, to get Mr. Jimoh to
allow reporters back into the
arena.
ASUU is expected to call off its
over five month old strike at the
end of Monday’s NEC meeting.
An official at the NEC meeting
informed PREMIUM TIMES that
ASUU is yet to take a decision on
the strike, adding that the NEC
took a long time discussing how
best to immortalise late Festus
Iyayi, who died in an accident in
Kogi state on his way to attend
ASUU NEC meeting in Kano last
month.
“The strike is the last on the
agenda as we are currently
discussing what is to be done to
immortalize the late Professor
Festus Iyayi,” our source said. https://www.nairaland.com/1558118/ASUU-strike-not-been-called
.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/151573

Reports reaching PREMIUM TIMES
from Minna, Niger State, indicates
that the National Executive
Committee, NEC, meeting of the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities, ASUU, which
commenced at about 11 a.m.
Monday was still ongoing at 8:25
p.m.
Journalists present also reported
that there was an incident at the
venue of the meeting, the Senate
building of the Federal University
of Technology, Minna, when
officials of the FUT Minna branch
of ASUU reportedly manhandled
journalists who converged to
cover the proceedings.
A witness said the branch
chairman of the union, Abdulfatai
Jimoh, ordered all reporters to be
walked out because they were
not invited to the meeting. It
took the intervention of the
University’s Information Officer,
Lydia Legbo, to get Mr. Jimoh to
allow reporters back into the
arena.
ASUU is expected to call off its
over five month old strike at the
end of Monday’s NEC meeting.
An official at the NEC meeting
informed PREMIUM TIMES that
ASUU is yet to take a decision on
the strike, adding that the NEC
took a long time discussing how
best to immortalise late Festus
Iyayi, who died in an accident in
Kogi state on his way to attend
ASUU NEC meeting in Kano last
month.
“The strike is the last on the
agenda as we are currently
discussing what is to be done to
immortalize the late Professor
Festus Iyayi,” our source said.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/151573-ASUU-strike-nec-meeting-progress.html

I use the gen to pump water; that's why I'm worried if I run out of water omo na well-water remain o. *sad*

MANGAM: sorry man I no blame u na our govt and Nepa or na wetin dey call dem now I dey blame. Hard luck

abi na, imagine 5weeks of total blackout since the new company took charge. #tired

Acidosis: How did you arrive at such conclusion?




Well, YES, the oil level is low (dry)..
The repairer would have to change the coil, or re-coil. Be prepared to spend between N4000-N6000.

sure? Thanx bro, I was expecting 10k - 15k ... I thought the whole engine would be changed? #confused

she luks lyk kenyana

MANGAM: Thank God we can now sleep, the noise is gone

so u no pity me?

I'm just confused cause I don't know what caused it; the oil isn't much maybe that was the ish...Pls how much am I likely to repair it? Na midbig tiger gen *sad* ;(

STRIKE AFTERMATH: LECTURERS SMILE TO BANK> LANDLORDS GEARING UP TO COLLECT RENT PAYMENT FROM STUDENTS> TRADERS COUNT LOSS....

Babsbak: @ delikay4luv, which 1 is payment receipt 4 admission checker

don't u know about admission checker? The pin you pay 1k for to check ur admission status on eksu website

Lifebender: *My head is breaking mii(ori nfo mi)
*come and go (wa ma lo)
*My head is died(Ori mi ti ku)
*He is now a boys
*He has dead
*She has burn a baby
*Lolz/s

.Is it lols or (laugh out loud).

I wish we were meant to write with a pen on all social network shaa,some pple for no write till the end of their days..cos dey'are very dull like O TI PARI

(i.e. I lol, we lol, he lols)

Can a strike of 6 months in the educational sector be forgotten in a hurry? In this 21st century?