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If a THIEF as notorious as he may be, decides to marry a WITCH and gives birth to a PROSTITUTE.
Who amongst these would be the one to sleep at home at NIGHT?

s1: somebody should pls help me oooo, i don't know where to get the result checker i've been to almost all the banks in ife i couldn't get it.

dnt stp srchng

bory09: you made me remember last year when i search my name on the admission list like i was searching for pin that fell down into heap of sand. It wasn't funny but i know by this time next year i will be in oau or eksu anyone God say yes to

Amen to ur heart desire bro.

That sad and painful moment is when you can't find your name on the admission list. After all said and done...
May God in his mercy favour us all.

That sad and painful moment is when you can't find your name on the admission list. After all said and done...
May God in his mercy favour us all.

That sad and painful moment is when you can't find your name on the admission list. After all said and done...
May God in his mercy favour us all.

bukolacole: Hello my fellow aspirants, any body going in for Mass Comm or an Arts related courses should add me on 2go with Orebukola91.I had 240 in my Jamb, please what must I score in the Post Utme to boost my chances please? Waiting for your candid advice.

wit diz ur 2go id, i tot u already got admission to study pol.science and int.relations in osun uni 2012. I saw dat very 2go id on d osun uni thread

Tommybob: hummm, buh wat abt d lyks of skuls lyk ui, oau nd sum oda unis who didnt beat down dia cut off? Mst skul do it to make profit beating down d cut off to 180 isnt enof? Dey even went ahead to ask for doze who didnt choose dem...... I guess d post ume fee for MOST of d pple who didnt choose dem will b use for planting flowers *mark my word* i gat nafin to fear nitemi.....datzall

habatically

but Y ppl con hate diz skul. Choi! Mak God hlp mak we rsume june 2014.lolz

jonescyras: The info is from their facebook page.. Buh believe me, that's what they will follow... Just divide your jamb by 8 and post utme by 2, then what you have is your dep. Cut off...

no b news

[quote author=sage_]Does punctuation marks mean anything to you? And why would you need a sugar daddy when you stated that, "your parents can keep on paying your school fees"?[/quote]Punctuation marks 0% i wonder hw it got to the front page *smh*

Khaffi: I feel ur pain swthrt but a girl has gotta do what a girl gotta do

whose pain ar u talking abt? cant u read wella? D gel doznt av any skul fee probs. She iz evn in hr final yr. Hr dad didnt complain did he? Nw you ar sayin, "a girl has gotta do what a girl gotta do"
c mouth
Naso u share urself for all ur lecturers?

omobajohn58: y una dey give pipu uneccessary headache nau?i thank God say anu don give me d holy spirit 2 conquer fear

dat info iz 4rm their facebook page.

when i took my pume i took my tym 2 scale through the board to see the candidates' list nd courses. I cud calculate almst 260+ cndidates in my dpartment(POLITICAL SCIENCE) . How's is it goin to be? Won't they favor their indigenes b4 lookin at othrs? What a world we live in!

koolet: U guyz should plz discuss sumtin relevant naa, haha rather than arguing amongst...

i dnt knw 4 dat guy wantin 2 knw d highest score by force. All we nid nw iz d dpartmental cut off, nd admissn list. Eksu havn't startd their 2nd semestr,so if admitted we r likely 2 resume by march. The most importnt factor nw iz d strike. Nt gud at all at diz point

kingsolve: I just heard him say so now watchin ONTV. I googled but saw on Eddie's profile he has one elder bro called Charlie. I dnt understand this o. Could it be true, but how?

wow! I cant belive i've got witness on diz... D only tin i can notice iz dier facial-similarity. Murphy's profile says diffrnt story doznt match at all. Cud d claims b false?

jonescyras: I heard that over 68000 came for the exam...and many scored above 40%...I hardly believe this o..by the way.... This dude is going for PHILOSOPHY he had 48% in d just concluded putme... 203 in jamb and choose them as 1st choice..not an indegene . Is there hope?....and I could read the previous comment that..any candidate that made 40 and above is go to go for runz tinx.. Tell me,I thought adekunle ajasin doesn't give room for such... Pls let's make the thread sound and active.......

for d statistics, guy we dnt knw d correct one yet...yur guy get slim chances.bt d gud news iz dat d course iz nt highly competitive.

5age: Now you are getting the picture of how admission really is in AAUA.

evn AAUA?

This thread musn't die this way...

This thread mustn't die this way....

Papacypaul: na me wey dey help u drag sef gt probz,we ar nt on d xame level high

wa to gbon

Visocrate: dont forget 14 years old boy is like 25 years here in naija you know they grow like agric fowl

and who told u dat?

[quote author=So_lange]. Y u dey talk like mumu? 14 year olds are big and could be mistaken 4 a 21 year old dude and besides, he must av planned it n used a good strategy to get her and d door was locked...u tink say na naija wey even 25 year old man still be like 18 because hunger don wyre am.[/quote]I've been seeing comments lyk diz. Dat d whites grow so big @ teenage age.4 where?. dnt tink coz they ar whites and they grow so big. Its all folk tales. Nt all of dem nd it cn neva b. Ar they goliaths? It evn happnd in Britain where d most 'lepacious' whites exist.. D Op didnt backup his so called news wit pics. Even a grown man of 30yrs wil try to rape a gel of 18 nd d latter gets smarter. To make d whole story a weird one, "the teacher screamed"
So u ar telin us dat u also cannot resist a 14yr old goliath? Gotta b kidding me. Dats hw they came 2 colonize Nigeria nd u ppl belivd dat dey ar immortal. When wil ur eyes open?

Actually D'banj doesnt freak me.

Tinkybabe: I know right, my 16 year old family friend is 6'5 and hefty...he could easily pass for a 27year old man ..so are many of the guys in his age bracket.
The other day I was talking to a thirteen year old boy..you need to see the eight packs on the boy and man, is he strong?These kids are growing at an unbelievable rate.
Juvenile prison for the boy? He needs to be treated like an adult especially following his third conviction for the same offence

Naso u allow dat boy wit eight packs ba? *winks*

'BIOLOGY PRACTICAL'

Papacypaul: to hell wif u Dude,who b kidits seem u nid to go for brain surgery @ John hopkins hospital o o o o o,buh doubt if u gotta a brain sef...u ar asking whr i am fromu find out o,mayb u gotta 13.0 to d nearest whole number in ur Pume ,and u wanna register ur agression 4 here...

abeg park well, give space.allow fresh air jor

Tommybob: dnt tel me diz is a joke!

yeah joke. Indeed!

Profcamsey: diz boi, u no get sense ni? Y cant u read ova again n undastand wot papcy z sayin. He said sm ppu can score up to 300 in jamb n it can amount to 40 since jamb z ova fifty. So 40+36=76. Mayb u shud go 4 brain surgery n u can get 1 in my hospital. Dnt cry Bingo. Jes kiddin wit u. Awfa?

go 2ru wat he wrote again. I cant belive diz thread iz flooded wit fools.

Papacypaul: I learnt dah sm of u wan dey bragado,lik dah Anuoluwap or xo,no hard feeling,did u knw me?telling i dnt knw wot to write!be careful o

wow! Finally! A kid on Nairaland

Papacypaul: then u must b d biggest fool of all time if u ar d one dah type dis,wot ur score sef....wen i told u dat they told me 36 is d highest score and dat even if one score 300 in jamb dat wud b 40,then hw cum there wud b 77 @d final result...and u ar writin rubbish...fool again i say fool

who told u 36 iz d highest? Where do u evn cam 4rm? I dnt tink diz thread nid pple lyk u. I wont call u fool coz its wat u heard dat u ar saying wich iz wrong info. Eksu dpartmental cut off iz starts 4rm 50 nd a slowpoke of d highest rank telin me rubbish. Cn u evn count ur fingers? I doubt it!

A meeting between the Academic
Staff Union of Universities (ASUU)
the Federal Government to
resolve the ongoing strike by the
academic union is presently
going on at the office of the
Secretary to the Government of
the Federation (SGF)
Daily Times exclusively learnt that
the closed door meeting is being
held between ASUU officials and
the FG team led by the Benue
State Governor, Gabriel Suswan
The Minister of Education, Prof.
Ruquyyatu Rufai, had on Monday
expressed hope the ongoing
ASUU strike is likely to be called
off after Tuesday’s meeting
between the union and the
Federal Government.
The Benue State governor has
been put in charge of trying to
revamp the education sector and
has already said that President
Jonathan Goodluck would soon
unveil projects to the tune of N1
billion for the universities.
Meanwhile, the National Council
of Muslim Youth Organisation
has urged the Federal
Government to honour the pact it
entered into with the Academic
Staff Union of Universities ''as a
matter of priority.''
The group made the appeal in a
statement jointly signed by its
National President and National
Publicity Kamaleedden Akintunde
and Suleiman Ukandu,
respectively.
In the statement in Umuahia on
Tuesday, the group urged the
Federal Government to take steps
to restore normalcy in the
university system.
It stated that respecting its pact
with ASUU would end the current
industrial action by the union
that had paralysed academic
activities in the nation’s state and
federal universities.
It also noted that an end to the
impasse would save the
university system from decay and
imminent collapse.
The group attributed the
differences arising from the
nation’s multi-religious faith on
‘’ignorance, lack of
understanding and incorrect
interpretation of the revealed
holy books from Allah.’’
It called on Nigerians to embrace
peace and ''to emulate the act of
justice exemplified by the
messengers and prophets of
Allah.''
It commended the House of
Representatives for the passage
of the bill on Local Government
autonomy but urged the Senate
to have a re-think on the same
matter.
It enjoined the nation’s youths to
create a platform for
collaboration and synergy in
combating the various challenges
militating against their growth
and national development,
irrespective of religious
affiliation.
''We urge divergent and adverse
interests to take Nigerian unity
into consideration foremost by
taking actions capable of
strengthening our unity,'' it
stated.

www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/ASUU-fg-holding-meeting-group-wants-govt-honour-pact