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Sexy thread

ireneony:
What's your own.. mind your business

They do their shitt in public, so, it's a public concern

seunny4lif:
17 Cm and you are forming Bro you are small

Bro, that's what I got.. And I'm sure ladies will love it

seunny4lif:
You be learner for where some people dey

Hahaha, are you talking about Lexington Steel?

Good evening gentlemen.. I have a 'little' challenge for maths and computer gurus..
The challenge is above Number plate in Nigeria. As we all know that, we have combination of two letters and number range from 1-999 on a number plate, example ABJ01AA. ABJ Stand for Abuja Central, 01 is the first number for AA Combination, which can go on till 999..
So my question here is, how many numbers can we have in total using all letter combination? Example, using AA, we have 999 possible numbers, Using AB, AC - AZ we have 999 through.

mablie:
My brother,many of them dont even know the difference between inches and centimetres on a ruler.A man with a penis size of 19.2inches?How is that even possible.From what i have seen,the average Nigerian man has a penis size in the range of 4-5inches which is very okay.A minority have the size of 6 to 6.8inches.Any guy who comes here and says he has a 7,8 or 9inch penis is spewing garbage

P.S.Nairaland what the hell is "joystick"?Are we discussing videogames?

6.5" and proud

mili3kid:
was able to activate it on my toyota camry at minimum of 25. bt pls I no sure weda na mph abi na km/h... bt i kno as from 25 i can set it cuaseni use it well wen i drive earlynin the morning here in Ilorin. in the other nissan altimani think its 30. will try confirm the measurement used for clarification sake.

That 25 is miles

Mine is actually different. You know as an experienced driver, I was dodging potholes on one particular federal road, the potholes were so bad that I don't know how I find myself going back on the same road instead of advancing.. I don't know when I turned 180°

Bro, don't give your mom a source of BP

kingreign:
Anusodourinhaler. Na name be this?

Brother mi.. Na name wo

Semi automatic riffles with Round bullet extension.. Who brought these ARs?

Gaddafithe2nd:
OP, why didn't you cry out when the Syrian rebels/terrorist were killing civilians. Don't fall for this western propaganda, because their boys (rebels) are losing the war. OP why can't you cry against the Saudi aggression in Yemen
Please, read news on RT, Press TV, anonymous and anti-media don't rely on BBC, CNN, MSNBC or Aljazeera.

No media house is neutral.

We are waiting

fkdmods:
Confirm with your sister first. Then we can talk.

Your answer is against logic. I didn't make the claim, you did, so you provide the sister to me, so that I can prove

fkdmods:
This gay mutherfucker is blind.

Pussy ass nigga... Bring your sister, I'll confirm my straightness

AfonjaStinks:

Goat face
Just look at your name :Anus Odor Inhaler
Have you eaten your daily dosage of Amala and Ewedu today ??

Scumbag! Have you gotten your head fill with spermm today?

Ugly as fuvk

Who they epp?

Mayflowa:
Yes because he is a good fit for his profile. He is an Harvard law graduate who specialisation is in oil and gas. So he was able to understand the language of oil production and marketing and matched the IOCS executives' intelligence.

They had no choice than to come to terms with him. FG should look into qualification when appointing people to Ministries.

That's it.. You have said all

Young girls rocks.. But you have to manage their mentality. Well, that's the price you pay

Love him or hate him, this Kachiku dude is working

ychris:
MMM?
Cos i knw that that H is as useless (voiceless) as H in hour.

You got the drill

Mhmm

Ayyeah... Pussy once again ruined a nigga

AngelsAndStars:
the insecurities of the females are just too high. they try to eliminate their own wager and uphold that of the males,

they have tried to do that with makeup but we got wiser, they now use surgery LMAO but not everyone can afford it or maintain it. besides, side effects are there.

now they come in another silly twist, no girl is ugly? beauty is in the heart LMAO.

gbogbo won ti ya werey.

life is never fair, deal with it. cry babies

Preach on bro.. Preach...!
They are trying to shove that bullshit down our throat.. We ain't swallowing...
We busted all the other methods... Money is in the heart too..
An ugly can Call a nigga broke ass, but they are trying to infringe our right of calling the same girl ugly.. How is this fair?
Life ain't fair... If you're an ugly nigga, hustle hard and get the mullar... Obasanjo, Oshiomole and many others are testimonies... But if you're an ugly girl, please, do us a favor and jump into........

Twaci:
No one is ugly

No one is broke?

As my other nigga already stated, saying no girl is ugly is akin to no guy is broke..
If a guy is ugly as fuvk, he needs to do himself a favor and get more money and swag, then they'll be all over him like Brad Pitt..
If a girl is ugly like king Kong, then,... Let's pray people

ItsQuinn:
The best bday compliment!!!

I'm glad your bday is fun! Enjoy

ItsQuinn:
Okay agreed

But I must warn you....my drinks should be strictly alcoholic, I don't take non-alcoholic drinks. Thank you

Okay.. I'll serve you with mild alcoholic beverage, because, getting too tipsy ruins the show.. Then, I'll proceed to take you to my bed, where I'll make sure I strip you to your birthday suit.. From there, the whole process of intense romance that can wet Sahara desert will commence.. I'll use my double digits inche tool for the magic show.. You'll love it!

ItsQuinn:
So how will you be able to handle me sir?

First of all, I'll we welcome you with open arms, shower kises on ya, then entertain you with drinks, make you sign your consent, then..... Say 'yeah', I'll continue

ItsQuinn:
Ah! You are so tempting!!!!

But thou shall not tempt thee....get behind me Satan

My lady, I'm a lover not a fighter, come to me, I'll make you feel like woman! Come to daddy...

ItsQuinn:
Is that a bad thing? It's called being human!

Come to the other room now! Woman!