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No9 is so true.
My no5 ex girlfriend broke up with me because I Don't beat her before sex.. according to her the only way she can enjoy sex and prove to her that I love her,, is to beat her black and blue..

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amofah1:
it was an explosion from his room dat Brought abt d fire nd b4 help cud com it was 2 late

And you actually believe this?
Guy open your eyes and use your head.

This young man was assassinated
The fire was just a cover up .

This young man was assassinated
The fire was just a cover up

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ALAYORMII:
You people shouting Buhari wants to Islamize Nigeria, don't you think at all?

We are in a Democratic dispensation and you follow the constitution unlike during the Military era where you make decrees.

He might have tried it when he was a Military ruler but not possible in a Democratic era.

If he tries it then he's bound to fail coz of the constitution

The sharia law that is being practice in the north now, was it implemented during the Military time or during obj democratic time

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Giitheon:
my guts tells me u stl do dat

Chaii this tin that u are saying
There ris God oo

Those days when I used to steal meat and head of fish from pot of soup.

Do you remember:

Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our classrooms?

The days of 'Nasco Biscuit', 'Okin biscuit', 'Trebor', 'Iced Coloured water' tied in nylon (we called it "lolly"?

The days of 'Goody-Goody' and 'Pako Biscuit'?

The days of Ali and Simbi, Mr Salami and Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar?

Those days when one naira is money, when groundnut was 5 kobo and 'choco milo' sweet was 5 kobo? The days of messing game, 'who is in the garden', 'police and thief'?

The days of 'Mama and Papa'?

The days when we use to build houses with sand, play 'Suwe game', 'tinco tinco', 'change of style', 'ten ten', 'skipping', 'stop!'?

Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used to use the paint bucket cover as tire and their daddy's hanger as d steering?

Those days when rubber band was stock exchange?

Those days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons?

The days of limca soft drinks and choco milo advert on black and white TV and Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm?

Those days when we say 'leke leke give me white finger, I'll give you back'?

Those days when eleganza pen was the best?

The days wen we used to drink water from the tap, even suck out the water if it's not coming out?

The days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes then play the National Anthem before they start their programmes at 4pm?

The days wen basket sandals, simbi and Bata sandals were the best?

The days when we all sing 'sandalili sandalili' songs?

Now Dstv has come. No more old fun. I'm really proud to have experienced all this.

If you are not smiling, it means you were not born in my generation. Which means you are the INDOMIE generation

Comment below on other things you remember if you were born in those days...

Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN and AIRTEL. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON, MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1. Dear customer. Are u HUNGRY?... Text HGY to 35388 for tips on HUNGER and what to eat

2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE? Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself

3. Dear customer, facing ancestral problems? Text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips

4. Dear customer, want to bathe but you have no soap? Text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soaps to your phone

5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN? Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart.

6 Dear customer, want to catch all the witch in your village? Text CATCH to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village.

7 Dear customer, do you know there are people who doesn't want you to succeed in your village? Text THUNDER FIRE THEM to 33050

. And also imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS. For what?

emusmith:
What if the opposite is true?

When the opposite is true then am sorry for the guy because all he succeeded in doing is proving that he is a woman wrapper and a mugu.

emusmith:
What if the opposite is true?

When the opposite is true then am sorry the guy because he all he succeeded in doing is proving that he is a woman wrapper and a mugu.

All this just to make a girl love me?

Let's say I do this and she finally loves me apart from sex and companionship and me foolish in myself on a daily basis what do I gain from this....

Or after doing all this and it downed on me that she is not even speaking my own love language then what next??

And why can't she try to speak my love language??

Anyway this things are not for guys like me.
Any woman I want,, I get...

I also used to kidnapped people's chicken and prepare pepper soup in our backwards

Childhood Memories

When I was Younger: I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.

I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.

I had that one pen with four colours, and tried to push all the buttons at once.

I waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they're taking too long to come out.

I faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.

I used to think that the moon followed our car.

I tried to balance the switch between On/Off.

I Watched two drops of rain roll down the window and pretended it was a race.

The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.

I swallowed a fruit seed and I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

I closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.

I walked into a room, forgot what I needed, walked out, and then remember.

You can add your own childhood memories

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Kachisbarbie:
okay
Grandpa-Willow...I have heard you.
All this one u dey talk na ur own o, I say I see am.
Oya kill yasef


yels.
This is a new year, by the end of this year...I should be in my late twenties.

When a girl say she is in her early twenties the she must be in her late thirties

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Kachisbarbie:
dey dia dey argue.
No be only 80s na 60s gaan.
Nasco biscuit? 80s?
Bournvita?
Blue Omo in carton; 80s?

This isn't something to argue about Sir.
Maybe u create a thread on the re-branded ones.

By dear look at that Bournvita tin very well and tell yourself the truth
Yes we still have Bournvita but the packaging and quality is not the same..

As for nasco biscuits only those who were around in the 80s will understand what am saying

Those of us that watched the original tales by moonlight in the 80s will tell you that the 2000 episodes are nothing but an insult to the original one.

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EUROBOMBER:
My brother you cannot understand why I made that statement. Things have really changed in Nigeria. Those days when I was a boy, there was this love everywhere that one could perceive. You cared about your neighbour and they care about you. Those days when a neighbour was in trouble or pain, you would see the whole street gather around trying to help one way or the other but today, some people don't even know the names of their next door neighbours not to talk of being concerned about them. You hear you neighbour crying today and you just waka pass and say in your heart, e no consain me, na me send am message?

Those who were boys and girls in the eighties can testify to this regrettable decline of love in Nigeria today. there is so much hatred and selfishness today. Love is actually disappearing from Nigeria and indeed from the world; there's so much wickedness, hatred and bitterness around

People born in the late 90s will not understand what you are saying

Back in the days it is a joy and responsibilities for a whole community to help and raise up a child of another man
Try and correct the child of your neighbour now and u will end up in krikiri.

There was love and discipline at home, school and communitys

A child can go to their neighbours house and eat, sleep for a full month without any issues. But try it now and see the outcome..

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CzarChris:
@OP, agreed I saw and even used some of those items you listed out, but dude if you call me old......hmmm. The kin e-slap you go chop, your brain will restore back to its factory settings. I ain't even 30 yet.

Sorry sir no fex...

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Who still remember this ad?

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dollarlander:
May be you were born in the year 2000.
Because all these items are not too old as you think. But if you think they are old then you are one of the kids on Nairaland that say all kind of things you like.

Some of those things are around since the 80s
The nasco biscuits and chocomillo are still around but they have lost their value..

Anyone that used those items when the were they latest things in town back then must be in his or her early 30s upward

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sweettease:
Hmmm... Na so?
I used to envy those who can relate to things like this but now that I can relate, Hmmm.... It's not even a good feeling.

My dear I know that feeling o

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And o

Op make I help u small

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backtosender:
na lie can you kindly tell us what igbos and south south gained from buhari to OBJ when he was a military president and now he want to be civilian president,is it because parasites want to keep sharing our gas and oil anyhow they want tomorrow one iddiot will come out and claim he worth a billion dollars when you investigate very well u will find out he or she own an oil well that does not belong to them,it will never happen again obj should come and apologize to ijaws he massacred during his tenure we dont forget thing like that we will surely pay them back so badly that it will disfigure their mental state and economy

And what have we as a country gain from gej? Even the SS what have you people gain from his government?