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After the church service, what next and which destination?

PMB using carrot and stick system of governance since immemorial

4. We have recovered and are still recovering trillions of naira that were stolen in the past few years by people without conscience.

This no 4 eehhh, this man will never seize to amaze me, even as he just talked of how he will use Abacha's loot? was that stolen just few years?
Take buhari serious at ur peril

clevvermind:
Abacha is the worst looter in this country. I don't know who will beat that record that he has set so far.

Guy, that's only because he late, if only he is still alive, he would have been among the celebrated past Presidents of Nigeria, I bet that.

Shame on buhari, he has two face which well describes his inconsistency.

And again, why always Abacha? Because he is dead? How about other past Presidents? Including Buhari, IBB, OBJ, Gowon, Abdusalam, et al?

Chai, death is really bad!

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It's only God that can deliver Nigeria in next years election.

Ceremonial trial!

The list is not complete, I didn't find 1st of January killing in Rivers State. Kudos to Sariki for reminding that slow pok IG and his pay master, Buhari of their lapses.

You won't see many ladies commenting on this type of post because many are victims.

Anyway, men, we should tie our john Thomas especially on married girls who claim to be women.

Good one though, but looking more like a sex doll

Ordinary market moni, this President Buhari could not keep.
N-power, chaaiii, another set back to nigerian youths, in d next few months, frustration will cluster the first set of the scheme.
Now, another scam loading........

It's only the lazy Buhari youths that will waste their precious time

Newpride:
Can they try it and succeed?

What offense has PMB committed that many of those senators haven’t done worst.

Starting from the leader of that senate bukola saraki and the least of them are all criminals and certificates forgers.

He that’s hasn’t done anything wrong against the law of this land yet still remain in that chamber shld first cast a stone of impeachment on PMB.

What are u saying? Maybe u forgot that the caught thief is the thief while the uncaught is not.

From ur statement, u want the nation to continue sinking because our so called leaders are all corrupt? Wake up

Senate? Impeach boohary? The best that will happen to Nigeria democracy but not these set of senators because they don't have the guts.

I don't and can't believe this poo at all. Let her mention where she made the hair

Unity bank *7799#

Earthbound:
Most embarrassing.

There's this girl I used to kpansh back in the day. She was a fwb till she got in a serious relationship then we called it quits. Months down the line, she introduced one girl like that to me. She don hype me die for the babe. The babe sef come dey chat me up dirty for WhatsApp. I come dey feel like olosho wey dem dey pass like football but my 'burden' is mine. She was in Owerri, and I, Lagos. This babe came to Lagos to kpansh me! On the day we hooked up, I swear I don't know what came over me that day. Maybe it was stress, nervousness, or something, people of God, I came in all my 'long' glory in less than 3 minutes. This Igbo girl just started speaking language and putting her underwear back on. I did not need an interpreter to tell me what she was saying. I had to BEG for a while for
her to let me go again. I'd never been so embarrassed in the oza room in my life.

Lol, this guy eehhh

PRESIDENT BUHARI vs NIGERIAN YOUTH (a must-read by every intelligent youth )

Speaking at the Common Wealth Business Forum in Westminster on April 18, 2018, Buhari said :

"Nigerian youths are lazy, uneducated; and don't like to do any work because they believe their country is an oil-rich nation, thus always wanting free oil money "



NIGERIAN YOUTH : Sir, you are absolutely correct. One of the lazy Nigerian youths who is enjoying free oil money had an accident with the power bike he bought with free oil money not too long ago, and he was flown abroad for treatment with free oil money, then he hired a jet with free oil money from London to Abuja after his treatment.

Sir, we Nigerian Youth completely agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy and uneducated and always wanting free oil money. Their role models are in Aso Rock enjoying free oil money without even solving any security or economic problem for the country. When they are ill, they fly abroad for medical vacation with free oil money.

Why would anyone disagree with you that the Nigerian youths are uneducated? It's very obvious. That's why they don't even know their rights !! Some of them ignorantly keep defending your ineptitude !!!

Sir, at 19 years of age, you left secondary school to join the Nigerian Army. At age 21, you were commissioned a second lieutenant and appointed Platoon Commander of the Second Infantry Battalion in Abeokuta, Nigeria. Where can our youths get such opportunity today ?

You enjoyed free education as a young man, but today the youths are deprived of basic education. You were a governor, a petroleum commissioner and a Head of State as a youth; but today, youths are on social media defending your failures !

Honestly, sir, we agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy. That's why you ruled Nigeria as a youth and have also grabbed the job as an old man. The youths are too ignorant to even know the implication of this your comment, because some indolent ones would still rationalize it as an "ordinary" comment, forgetting that 'out of the abundance of the mind, the mouth speaks'. They don't even know that you and your fellow old men are presently doing the jobs that the youths should, ordinarily, be doing !

Sir, the most interesting aspect of this your "truth" is that you said it in a country where their government provides basic infrastructures, almost free education, free WiFi, free health care, almost free investment loans for their youths. While, in your own country, these lazy and uneducated youths, provide their own electricity, schools, security, roads, healthcare etc.. Yet, the indolent youths use their "free oil money" to buy mobile data to defend your ineptitude.

Sir, let us remind you that we have seen so many Nigerian youths who were almost useless in Nigeria, but when they cross over to the western world, they suddenly begin to excel in different fields of endeavor. What do you think is responsible for their positive output in the foreign land? Your guess is as good as ours. Sir- the difference is not far-fetched : A responsible government usually plan for their youths and create enabling environment for the youths to be able to create wealth and contribute to National development. Can we say the same of your own government ? Certainly Not ! Instead, we have lazy, uneducated youths who would hang on telecommunication masts and electric cables to shout "SAI BABA" whenever you visit their states. SHAME ! We only wish they knew better.

Also, forget not that the sweetness of free oil money that made you never to lose Hope for becoming president even as great grand father does not allow you to appoint petroleum minister just because of your greed playing winner takes all game.

Finally, sir, let us ask you this : Apart from the free oil money this country has been paying you since your days as a youth till date, what have you been able to create for yourself ? Do you have thriving businesses that are providing employment for the Nigerian youths? Have you invented anything on your own? Sir, you can now see that this free oil money is what has kept you going for over 50 years. Perhaps this laziness is not limited to the youths alone. We guess some 75-year-old incompetent presidents are also lazy and love free oil money; and that's why they want to remain in power till they are 80 years old. If we take away the free oil money this country has been paying you so that you then appraise your life, are you sure you will have any worth, sir?

We leave you to your conscience, Sir.

But, we hope that all intelligent Nigerian youths will realise that you are now using their time, after you had long-ago used your own time.

We hope that all intelligent Nigerian youths will stop being "lazy" and join hands, to take charge of their own destiny.

We equally hope that Nigerian youths will get their Permanent Voter's Card ready, and give you appropriate response in 2019.

.......courtesy :

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF DISADVANTAGED & OPPRESSED NIGERIAN YOUTHS ( NADONY )

((** please share with all intelligent youths on your contact. **))

Ladies and gentlemen, men and women, not for babies though. Feel free to share your awkward experience during intimacy. It may help someone out there too.

Let me set the stage with few examples on what I'm talking about;
Take for instance, as a man, during intercourse, u climax when your partner still desires it more, hmmmm, how do you really feel? Embarrassed? Or you begin to tell story on how tortoise runs faster than a dog? Feel free.
Same to ladies, not a woman though, but little interactions made me understand that ladies feel bore immediately they cum while their partner is yet to. How do you feel? And how do you handle it too?

Again, its no news how ladies are desirous of guys with big pen*s. A lot could be said when is too big for some and when it's too small too. Now, during s*x, what matters most? Is it the size of the pen*s? Or is it getting to climax as desired irrespective of the size of the pen*s?

Most importantly, my findings shows that relationship as it concerns sex satisfaction is purely based on how compactable the couples are. Any truth to it from your experience? Feel free to share.

Bitcoin company shocks customers, disappears with millions 24 mins ago
2018/04/14 04:33:03guardian.ng

PHOTO: pixabay.com


A Bitcoin company in Calabar has disappeared into thin air with millions of Naira of customer’s money. As early as 8am yesterday, customers besieged the company’s office on Bassey Duke only to discover that the company had closed shop and vanished with their money.
Several phone calls were made by the customers but no response from the company officials that started operations about two months ago, collecting money from customers and giving them a whooping 30 per cent extra after seven days online trading.

As at yesterday, over 1000 people who were expecting their monies, broke into the offices and carted away any item they could lay their hands on as little compensation for their investment.

The entire premises of the company that occupied few rooms in the Bassey Duke shopping mall was taken over by frustrated customers and one of them who gave his name as Ifeanyi said, “This is things fall apart. I put in over N2.5million and now everything is gone.”

Another customer, who cried profusely, claiming he put in N5 million said, “I saw people collecting 30 per cent interest after one week that is why I also put in money. A huge part of the money I put in was even borrowed”.

Some National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) members also invested and one of them said she put in N1.5 million and it was all her money in the world.
Another corper who put in N150, 000, said, “That money was all the money I saved in this my service year. This is painful, I thought I could do ‘business’ and help myself and my poor family”

It was gathered that thousands of people invested in the scheme, as someone told The Guardian, “The crowd you are seeing today are just a few that have come to get their money. They made millions and disappeared with our money. I don’t know why we would never learn. MMM and the likes that promises quick profit have duped us in the past, yet we keep falling for them, including me. I put in N500, 000 into this one and now see my money has gone down the drain.”

The situation caused an atmosphere of pandemonium and some soldiers who arrived in the afternoon fired several shots in the air to disperse the people but they kept coming.

What baffles me is the fact that most Nigerians has turned deaf just like Buhari.

Does it really mean that this man (buhari) will get away just like that with all the inept leadership style or what?

Does it mean we will only keep on lamenting and wailing with no solution or action?

Just finished reading the senate lamentation yesterday during plenary, and it seems no way out because as it's going, even our law makers don't have a clue to how they can compel PMB for a proactive response to this war going on in Nigeria, instead, they are begging him.

All the so-called protesters during the last administration are no where to be found.

What is the way out? Is that we will end up complaining with no action?

To me, the only way out is to creple the entire nation with proper oriention on how this will be carried out. Starting from Abuja, Aso rock road blocked, national assemblies blocked, all the state gov't houses and house of assemblies blocked.

Just want to make a common sense

Pls, I can't find where I can make a post in nairaland anymore, what could be the problem?

The name though, maybe Tonto rebuffed him and hence the name. I just want to make common sense

Beyond the fact that some of these men kept talking about non-cheating aspect of sex doll, what I can't understand is how a human being will be aroused by inanimate object?

I mean, if they can be aroused by an object, it means that they can have s*x with fowl and animals because these animates.

The issue of sexual harassment in work has turned normal to many establishments.
My experience as a man on it made me believe that it can't be stopped because those that are in position (women) to stop it are the ones celebrating it.

They are here in nairaland commenting like saints but they are only pretenders.

Most women sees it as advantage to get what they want and to keep their jobs.

Don't be surprised that the woman that fired that lady is jealouse of her because she is doing it and how come another lady wants to keep her head high?

This shouldn't have made front page in the first place because it is not news.
It's expected.

Buhari is a curse to human race

Apart from the two brides, I'm seeing others on uniform too

The story shaa, seems incomplete to me. What led to the demand of sending the child alone to Canada wasn't mentioned.

Nevertheless, the action of the man us grossly dehumanizing.

Oyegun served his relevance and it's over after been used, Adams will be the next rag.

Ladies and gentlemen, though, everyone is entitled to his and her opinion. But let a spade be called a spade.

What the lady saw in her boy friend's phone is wrong whether she was supposed to check her friend's phone or not.

My problem is if she can actually quit the relationship bcoz sometimes, they can easily be hooked back again with just soft apology.

Tales by moonlight

emmchi:
C

Thought as much. Thanks