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Lmao!!. Are guys still on this? .

In other news, GH kwame and peasant njokusboy are slugging it out on another thread. Night of a thousand comedy

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https://www.nairaland.com/1539920/why-nigerian-men-abroad-prefer#19945673

TribalEAST: Our girls like obodo oyinbo tinz so dey come home to touch their body with thesame hands they used in washing dead bodies, a thing the yankee-bred naija girls dont like.

Dumb post of the week

GustavoFring: The wife should be submissive to the husband.

MUST in fact.

Otherwise lack of respect comes in.

We guys are quick to quote the 'submissive' part of the bible, but forget to quote the full verse of the particular scripture. What happened to the second part that said "husbands love your wife and do not be bitter towards them"?. If you love and care about your woman immensely, she will naturally submit to you without anyone saying it. And remember, the submission is to HUSBANDS not tyrant or bullies. Like sexkillz said, some of these men want a tame woman that they can bully around and it's not right. If you can't care and love your wife very well, don't expect her to submit and respect you. Respect is reciprocal my brother

@OP, another reason is culture. Culture matters a lot and some people wants to imbibe such cultures into their kids and who's to do better than a nigerian woman?. Also forget all the thousand threads created to talk about the faults of nigerian women(they have their faults), the truth is no place like home. If you get a good nigerian woman as a wife, my brother, you have gotten a good thing

njokusboy: Hahahahaha, "anwuta", what a silly fucktardious username... Just as useless as poisonousrat

Do you know that's it's sacrilegious to call a KINGLY name like ANWUTA without ascribing GOD or KING beside it?

Anyway, I pardon you , oya kneel down and kiss my royal feet so that you won't attract the anger of the gods

Kslib: I learnt epistles fro you.. lol, @hunger... Its past 3:oclock already and i havent eaten.. About to grab something to eat nows ef..

Yea!! Airtel wan kill me oo.. Still have about 2gig to use..

Lol. I think you should call airtel's customers care line to ascertain if they meant that from 3rd dec, they will stop allowing non-BB phones to use the airtel's BB subscription or if they meant they'll take away all your MB from 3rd december

jovialjov: A bum nwa afo igbo biko!
People dey always mistake my tribe,none believes am igbo...imagine
I have been called yoruba,benin,akwaibom,warri even hausa sef..cheii!

Hmm. Amarom n'ibu nwa afo igbo

Well, you are a night crawler that's why people mistake you for other tribes

How are you doing?. And how's your crush SOM and peasant reinc doing?

Agbgift: Didn't you see him here just now?
Why you nor ask am?

I'm talking about offline. Durrrhhh!! *rolls eyes*

Peasant bald-headed ketli and seek, how's ella

Agbgift: Loading weytin
You be hunter wey dey load bullets?
Abeg make una let this issue go.

Me I must see IyawoTM pikin first, before una allow them close this place.
I have waited this long, can't afford to miss out now.

The thread won't be closed, the KING has spoken

How's our son-in-law doing, dre?

Kslib: Like i said-- I'll drop his issue, awunta...

Chai!!. Papa ostrich, easy now, I never 'shop' and your ostriching dey make me hungry the more

I saw that of lertee and know why you modified it. I don't think she'd have been angry cos she will know you guys were just sympathizing with her. That said, I love your courage to drop this issue. Let's just forget the whole matter. It's just a lil misunderstanding .

Ehen, how are you coping with aritel's 'shocker'?

dre11: my guy!
Na she an Teeo, Reinc and spade they get things for themselves

if i con join, she no 4th world war i wan cause be that
she be my person!
Ok

She be OUR person too, but the emotion you used in loving her dikwa veli veli selious

Pplus she's among the two people that made you join NL. . Hmmm.. I no talk o

dre11: lady!
I am not here to blame anybody and nobody will love to play on your intelligence.
You are smart loving lady, and he too his gentle and cool guy.
The main facts is that we always understand each other daily and learn from one another
i kown your are upset and he toooo

Pls can we just find a common ground on this matter.
You know it is human to ere but we all have to make up to make a better person.

The two of are like a nuclear family to me in this thread so lets for posterity sake KISS and MAKE up.

I rooove you all!

@the bolded, you have a THING for SOM too?

jovialjov: "She wanted sympathy...I know one person like that"

"The line she said she aint desperate for a man...trust me bro she is"

Please kindly explain what you meant by the above.
*i don't know how to highlight words via phone*

. Am I seeing something?. I think I'm getting a clearer picturer....

jovialjov: Anwuta(mosquito) I see you!


Shebi you don come again bah? Well,me missed you as usual


Mmmh,honestly dunno where to start,am really weak from this whole thing!!
But...

Lol. I thought you're a yoruba gurl?. How did you know the meaning of my royal name?

I missed you too jovianted(I love this name) . (Peasant reinc and bald-headed jeykll, it's an innocent missing, I haven't be rejeinected o )

Erm.. I dunno where to start too. I just came back from my Godly honeymoon and found my peasant arguing but it's all good, let's forget about it. BUT what?. Spill it out

GH^KWAME:
What is the meaning of this name?

Lol, it means MOSQUITO

Kslib: lol. I just dey clear the air cos i no wan revisit the issue again.. You sef know say she don put idea for thier heads which wont be erased, but thats not my business anyway BUT i just dey clear the air for the very last time.. Dont wanna give anyone the impression that she has any shiit on me, when she doesnt..


***wears glasses***

I wish I saw the modified posts and I was among the guest around 12am before I slept off. I would have just endured a lil longer and who knows, I might have found out what really happened. Anyway. Let's forget the issue and get back to our normal cheerful ways

dommfa: Mr ochon aka anwuta.. ..I don't have a prob with you and your recaps, never had. I don't even have a problem with facts, and all other forms of jokes. If you (and the other guys who have interfered) failed to get the picture, sorry I can't help you. Girls and guys flirt jokingly online, and then just like bar gists about girls, one of the guys says he does the flirting just for doing sake and the other says the same and adds he realises some even use it to boost their ego. And then one female moniker is dissected and etc etc...

Ochon, I know a joke when I see one. No one can play on my intelligence... Peace

Lol. I now understand you. I know you are opinionated sha. I'm glad you didn't take my recaps serious. Well, I would've really love to resolve the issue but I didn't read any of the chats so I can't really judge. I can't side with any parties publicly on this issue cos I don't really read the modified posts. But please let's kiss and make up before this issue kills this thread.. Let's not use this issue and stop the harmless flirts or chit-chats please


Erm, SOM, why didn't you add 'KING' before the ochon or anwuta? . I'm a KINg goddamit, show me my royal respect

Oya, kiss my royal LIPS ring so that I can forgive you for this grave mistake

When are you coing back?. And what of your crush jovianated?

I wish I saw the modified posts, I'd have been able to chip in my take on this. Too bad I didn't, so I can't judge who's right or not. Or try to correct any misconceptions. . Please both parties should call a truce and let things go back to the way it used to be.

I'm not a pessimist or harbinger but I can foresee the 'beefs' about to spring up cos of this early morning chats. I hope this won't lead to the natural death of this thread

Kslib, don't stop your "fact joke-list", it's nothing serious. It keeps the thread bubbling. It's fun, don't stop please

Kslib: Lmfao!! Epistles go fly here tire -- make person just answer accordingly and get this done with already...

What da hell is anwuta ?--- ochon no well ooo.. I go yab you ehn.. Make i answer dre first..

Warning-- epistle alert.. Loading

Lol. Papa ostrich, abeg drop it biko. Let's not extend this issue. It's just a lil misunderstanding, nothing serious. I know you were disappointed by her statement but just let it go. You have made your opinion known. Let's not drag this issue

Dannyxy: Jeez, which kin name be "awunta" .. No wonder you keep getting "ochonged" and "reinjected" .. Chai See name, "AWUNTA THE HUNTER"

Smh.. Useless peasant like you. No wonder you have been reinjected with your name wey be like LASTMA official. Smh

Oya kiss my royal feet and you will be forgiven

Lwkmd. See as papa ostrich wan destroy my eyes with "ostriching". Buwahahahahaha . Odikwa veli selious

I swear, kslib should get a new moniker called epistle kslib. See long note o

dommfa: such a shame reading all of this, both modified and unmodified posts..thought some of us even referred to ourselves as fam, e-friends, etc and things were never that serious, but apparently some digest everything that happens in here hook line and sinker... totally disappointed in some of the statements. i'm sure some even believed i skyped with reinc or went on a real date with wild child...

Again, with me, its never that serious...#justfortherecords...

Doomfa, erm, I no know wetin happen between peasant reinc and LIPsy , that made you angry, but I will speak for myself when I say, all I do here is joke. I knew you're joking when you said you skyped with that useless peasant called reincarnated. And I believe that we all knew you were joking about your date with wildchild. You are not in even naija now so you couldn't have possibly go on a date with wildchild. And I see no bad thing in going on a date with any threadmate. We all are humans. The same people you meet offline is the same you meet online. If I had the chance to go on a date with any lady here or meet any guy on this thread, I'd grab it with both of my hands. So please don't take it too serious. I'd love to meet you someday if I make it to the west and I see no bad thing in it. We're one big E-family.


@all, we're joking with all this our "zoned", "flirting" and other stuffs. That's what we do to keep this thread going and interact with one other, please don't read unnecessary meanings into it. And hey, if you wanna meet any of our lovley E-family offline, feel free to do so. It's no crime. If you wanna date anyone here, feel free too. We're not some aliens, we're humans.



Singed
KING anwuta

GH^KWAME:
hmmmm!

I agree with @peasant reincarnated. You took it way too personal with njokusboy and being a fellow threadmate of yours, I think you should have given him a benefit of doubt before attacking him.

To add to what reinc said, I feel you shouldn't fight all the time that ghana names are being mentioned. The poster of the thread is joker and you know it. For example, I'm an igbo guy, through and through and following the antecedents on NL, where igbos and yorubas fight all the time, you should have wondered why I don't indulge in such frivolities. I find them petty dissing yorubas or yorubas dissing us cos I don't see any reason to. I'm proud of being an igbo and nothing anyone say will change it. When I see such threads, I ignore and move on. I think you should do the same, fighting all over the threads that has ghana name being dissed or talked about, doesn't make you a good patriot. Nigeria and ghana are both imperfect countries still struggling, dissing each other is not the way out but rather working towards getting our countries out their to be in the position of the developed world powers like USA and co should be our target. I understand you feel the need to defend your country but in the njokus' case, you went too far calling him a "stwepid boy". He meant no harm in his first attack. So chill a bit, don't fight all the time, learn to ignore some bullshît, it works

Anyways, where did you keep our THE AMAKA?