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Association Matter!

MBA makes one more visible to opportunities in the world of business.

This video is everything!

Money stops nonsense

Money is fine bobo

Money is financial erection.

Money is good and this is monday, I urge everyone to go strive to make money...Money is not everything but money matter!

Atiku way! Obj know so much about him. The man has been using money bags in humbling all oppositions within and outside.

B-Olamide
D- The head shape is quite common but I give it to Tekno

Meaningful Analogy! Yoruba culture is rich and full of wisdom.

Good evening folks, I am a young guy in my mid twenties. I often self-service myself in order to relieve stress. But I have come to notice some facts about masturbation which I want to air for others to share their experiences and views too.

The first thing I discovered is that any time I get involved in this act, something strange always happen.

Like a month ago, after masturbating, I set out to repair a phone at computer village.The keke I was to board got detained by area boys immediately it stopped to carry it.

Last two weeks I also engaged in self service, I went to buy suya, the suya man lost control of his fire, the fire started burning uncontrollably and even burnt the suya.

This weekend I did self service again and something terrible happened again. As I was going down the staircase, I slipped and almost lost my spinal cord.

These are some of my bitter experiences of engaging in self service. Quite a number of times, I lose my esteem at work and this makes my week horrible.


I try to limit my masturbation but the Soul is willing and the body is weak. I am sharing this in order to hear from others their experiences after masturbation if it actually bring bad luck like mine. More so, it has increased my belief that sex is spiritual and beyond physical pleasures.

yarimo:
And GBENGA DANIEL the former PDP govornor of ogun state is now a house boy in atiku's house?

money is involved

Happy Lovers! God bless your union ! !

And Super Eagles let the whole of Nairaland community down.

I think Nike should start calling back their jersey, it has brought more bad luck

The level of unemployment in the country is alarming.

Graduates should be willing to start small and grow into big organizations.

Try every means to develop yourself to improve your acceptance in the Labour market.

Regis001:
What year did Bianca win miss Nigeria? All I can say is that this is the epitome of beauty, the gold standard, not like all these useless so called slay queens crawling all over the place and forming superior. Bianca is elegant, classy and refined and can give all these forgettable beauty queens of nowadays a good run for their title. Simply the best!

Your language sound familiar Gold Standard, do you work in a consulting firm

The country is tough, her people are tougher

Gods mercy on my life.

Davido ogo se Chioma mi lore! Destiny helpers (Davido dem) locate my Chioma (Special needs)

Apostle Freeze, Nigerian pastors nightmare.

I do not totally support Freeze blasting Nigerian pastors but these revered men of God are quite care less about the concerns of their members.

How I wish Nigerian churches can vigorously empower people with their proceeds in the same manner they plant churches in every nooks and crannies.


They don't pay tax so we need significant evidences that big and mega churches are dear to the less privileged. It's true they build Schools but most of the time, they are not affordable to the masses. If they keep claiming running cost of those institution is high, why do they not build vocational centres.


The truth is that church is an economic society and there must be redistribution of income in that regard. They make money from various classes of people in form of offering, tithes likewise should their facilities be accessible to various strata that makes up the church.


In civilized world, churches are properly monitored because so much money revolve in the industry. This became evident in the last dispensation that people starting raising concerns for taxing religious organizations.


So I am of the opinion that to whom much is given, much is expected. Even Jesus took cognizance of hunger in the church by feeding the 5000 people before preaching to them. It is a subtle​ crime when you keep collecting from the populace (in name of prayers/soln to their problems) when you can actually empower them.


My pastors, I don't criticize payment of Offerings and Tithe but let the welfare of these people be of great concern and not planting of churches.


let's imagine a Nigeria where Economy is bouyant, employment rate is high and there is quality standard of living, trust me we would have less prayer request in churches based on this regard and fewer monetization for greedy pastor.


Deliverance offering, Employment offering and seed sowing, Good life offering. It is well!


Only an unbiased mind would reason along....

Apostle Freeze, Nigerian pastors nightmare.

I do not totally support Freeze blasting Nigerian pastors but these revered men of God are quite care less about the concerns of their members.

How I wish Nigerian churches can vigorously empower people with their proceeds in the same manner they plant churches in every nooks and crannies.

They don't pay tax so we need significant evidences that big and mega churches are dear to the less privileged. It's true they build Schools but most of the time, they are not affordable to the masses. If they keep claiming running cost of those institution is high, why do they not build vocational centres.

The truth is that church is an economic society and there must be redistribution of income in that regard. They make money from various classes of people in form of offering, tithes likewise should their facilities be accessible to various strata that makes up the church.

In civilized world, churches are properly monitored because so much money revolve in the industry. This became evident in the last dispensation that people starting raising concerns for taxing religious organizations.

So I am of the opinion that to whom much is given, much is expected. Even Jesus took cognizance of hunger in the church by feeding the 5000 people before preaching to them. It is a subtle​ crime when you keep collecting from the populace (in name of prayers/soln to their problems) when you can actually empower them.

My pastors, I don't criticize payment of Offerings and Tithe but let the welfare of these people be of great concern and not planting of churches.


let's imagine a Nigeria where Economy is bouyant, employment rate is high and there is quality standard of living, trust me we would have less prayer request in churches based on this regard and fewer monetization for greedy pastor.

Deliverance offering, Employment offering and seed sowing, Good life offering. It is well!

Only an unbiased mind would reason along....

Amebo1:
Ooni should just choose one of these fine ladies and marry abeg.

Not all those retired olosho he is following upandan

You read my mind Bro but be lyk Ooni mind dey high high places

Pls who is the Nigerian player on Mask

Be your Brother's keeper now, Graduate no need throw jabs on graduate.


Instead, a friendly correction will be better.

0.01% of 50,000 is 5.

It simply means (divide 0.01 by 100) then multiply by 50,000 which gives 5.

I can relate with the information that 0.01 percent is needed. Their overall staff strength is not up to 200. More so, only few were taken the last time they recruited. I went through the thread to establish these facts.


So they might not recruit more than 15-20 people at most. Let's pray more and hope for the best. Good jobs are very hard to get!

https://www.accenture.com/ng-en/company-nigeria-faq

Dmary90:
Thanks so much. I followed the link and it was rectified

Good to know I was of help. I initially mailed Carmen but I saw I was on a long thing when I got the automated mail that She was out of office. That made me to do extra work in finding out how to contact shl directly.

Let hope for the best Man!

Dmary90:
Please I was about starting the logical reasoning test, I clicked on start and it bringing error message. After some time, the link to the test was no longer highlighted and it says 'no longer available - reset failed'. Any way out?

https://support.cebglobal.com/KB_ContactUs?cg=candidate&l=en_US&p=&pt=&lg=&cg=

Send a query to the above address. I encountered such too and it was reset instantly I sent the query. fill up all the details and send. No need for screenshot.

Igboeze90:
What an eye-opening topic!
So, I'm planning to switch. I think I will settle for a career in accounting, after I have written and passed ICAN, though. I'm switching not because I love accounting, but because a man must find a way to keep alive. Teachers are paid peanuts. Accounting is the only way to get to the top of the corporate word in Nigeria. Especially in Nigeria.

ICAN is cool. Try target the big 4 firms as you proceed with your ican exams.

PwC recruit almost every year, KPMG every 3-5 Months. So be on the look out Bro.


I assume you will be 26 in 2018 so plan to gain entry into the big 4 next year since that's their max age. Big 4 might be the best and only option for you since you are switching with no Accounting background.

Good luck Bro!

dopeboi142:
Don't be contented with where you find yourself,but instead strive to improve.thanks.

I strongly share with your thoughts. Some of the courses we study in the University here in Nigeria do not have employment opportunities.

Just like businesses, career too is fast evolving. Disruption everywhere.

Favourable courses in our time that will always be relevant include- Engineering Management, Financial Engineering, Engineering for Sustainable Development, Project Management.

Courses close to extinction in Nigeria include Zoology, Botany, Microbiology etc.

Most open industry to any type of degree in Nigeria - Banking, Accounting, Manufacturing

Most restricted professions in Nigeria - Medicine, Nursing, Petroleum, Law, Engineering( Civil, Mechanical, Electrical)

Most innovative/disruptive setors - Electronics/Electrical, Internet and IT infrastructure

So as a professional, always carry out assessment of your relevance in the sector you play and be ready to do the needful to survive.

Deep! Most of our political office holders do lot of give and take for POWER!!

Thief Thief everywhere for Naija!

VEE20 10:
Congratutions, Anthony Joshua!

deep Bro! Success indeed has many friends.

Wedding turned political convention.