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well a beta one all u need to do is to register here and download and intall all installables pls follow the instructions very carefully. thats what i use 4 ma n95

http://www.symbiansector.net/showthread.php?t=44235

Fadajasi:
Hehe,awon ole

MAke una c pot calling kettle black o

maedan:
rule 3 : no pinching from the food you're preparing!

I'm guilty: I end up eating most of the meat/dodo/yam whenever I'm frying. I always use the excuse of 'tasting'. I usually get in trouble for shortening everyone's ration!

i do that too in school when it comes to sardine or geisha or corned beef, that what i eat i cant go tru the stress of buying, washing and boiling fresh meat or fish

if nat that the bible said thou shall not kill i will av exterminated some people in this country! see what okiro is doing to ribadu because he wants to watch his back, i think he's got some skeleton in his cupboard so he doesn't wana end up like his two former boss, why was ribadu removed in the first place, why did okiro demote and transfered him to where he can be killed this are some issues that yar adua is kinda playin pranks with, yes ribadu was obj's boy but he discharged his duty very well, the question i will ask u all what happen to all the pending investions of the ex govs, who knows whether mr president gots some sekeletons to, yet they go about harassing journalist that are meant to report to us their misdeeds. lets face the fact this country is suffering from Dictatorshipsm et corruptism

una jus they talk i they laff una, the gov has spoken yes ban ban ban jus like the nairaland moderators.

picture this i am in my rolls royce with  a 406 in ma front full of armed police men with covered plate numbers, a suv loaded with armed men at my back moving on ozumba mbadiwe with full sirens, plz who's the motherfucker that can come near me to tell me to either stop or switch off ma siren is it the ill armed police or unarmed lastma plz nairaland tell me the way that i can be apprrehended here in nigeria plz tell me

its easier said than done o

pc guru:
Pc guru the name,phone and pc hackin is the game.s60v3 all u need it to know i can say but to enjoy ur s60v3 go to binpda download pc app & certificate to sign ur apps.

dont need all that crap coz just go to this site and follow th instructions but first register then insall all installables then u will come alive

http://www.symbiansector.net/showthread.php?t=44235

nokia store @ la palms lekki price should be 6k

Peterdump haba peter was a wise one in the biblebut ur own na something else

honsule:
u are free to,but remember to make browsing FREE otherwise,

honsule u dnt need to remind him he knows the rules less he goes bankrupt

@kola2talk
haba kollymate u don reach here shebi anywayz how u dey? i don miss una small i will be coming this week! safe man

get ready to go ppl coz the 2nd list will soon be out

somebody inma crib, woke up lst week, she went into the kitchen to cook launch (@ 7am) bcoz she's going out , i went to get ma breakfast around 8am i was talking to her as in taking her on some habits that i don't lyk, before i entered the kitchen i was a toothbrush with some paste on it on the dinning table(wierdos) not knowing it was meant for her to brush. she finished cooking as @ the tyme i finished buttering ma bread the next thing she went to the downstairs toliet opposite the the dinning to brush i was lyk, how can a sane person start cooking without brushing, only to do that immediately after brushing. to tell u the truth i didn't eat launch that day o,



maybe rules should made and pasted in the kitchen just lyk the annoying roster we used to use in the kitchen
oya rules
rule 1 washing ur hand clean before cooking
rule 2 no talking or singing while cooking
oya generate more rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this week itz gonna be out

ppl wey go go jail plenty

guyz install norton antivirus 2009 and u will be amazed at ur vista performances, it will disable ur startup programs that is making ur computer very slow, ur cpu u guage will be on 14% at normal usage.
@ Honsule rememeber the problem i told u i had with ma vista it was norton that cured all.

@ tro0e
i bet this could happen to ya. don't tell me u don't like money to a certain extent, haba

abi o word am wella. is it the boy's fault or the womwan, na wa for u hope u urself will not go into the the school of sugar mumirin

seun i am apply for the job of a cyber police plz state whaT U av to offer so that i will get started with ppl like this

they came back because they don't wana lose them customers o, etisalat is here with the cheapest call rate, zain went back to bribing ppl with their free browsing, mtn loweered 3.5g night browsing from 10pm-5am 4 just 2500 per month, glo no idea on them, well as for me i use ma n95 for browsing both phone browsing + modem and ma 1100 has been dominated for etisalat cheap callz! so NETWORK OPERATORS I AM WAITING FOR THE BEST FREEBIE I NEED TO RETRENCH SOME OF THIS LINES

abi o n95 is da bomb, i sold ma n95 for iphone but when i discovered iphone was crap i sold the rubbish and i bought the best of all n series of then n95, let me finish payin ma school fees the i will buy the new n96

i discovered that etisalat connects us to the net 2ru directonpc. see if this makes any sense to u

oklaad:
Alright, make u give direct link

guy F****ing go tru the etisalat the fifth gsm blabla thread y are this lazy to do that or just go 2ru am recent post

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Aboha. . . Guy u wicked oh. .

abi o bros

macayub:
Hello the Great Nairalanders, I have arrived at last with the free browsing software you are all longing for. This is a new kind of free internet browser supported by Philipinos ISPO network. Through it you can surf the Internet with your laptop or desktop computers freely in the convience of your house, office and anywhere without paying any monthly or daily charges on all these 1x CDMA sluggish connection. Now , it has come to an end those period you have to go for cup of coffee before you browsers finish loading. What is more this connection open most of all websites. i have personally test it with Yahoo, Google, BBC, Nairaland ( infact am using it to do this post). it equally work with instant messengers. You can use it to trade Forex! In addition no OS barrier, it fully compatible with all Microsoft Windows like 95, 98, Me, 2000, Xp and Vista. All what you need is at least a P3 system and a bluetooth or data support GSM phone (Nokia prefarable) so if you are interested send a blank mail with subject " AT LAST FREE BROWSING MADE POSSIBLE" to directdealcom@gmail.com before December 15, 2008. i will only give it out to 50 Nigerians so that i will be able to assist them if need be. good luck

na wa o u from jand or from ya village ni,

below r the msg i got from etisalat. i was charged last saturday for activating my ring back tune, popularly known as caller tunez. also ma homezone was deactivated yesternyte when i was talking to ma (u know now) effizy plenty for this zone o