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from sleeping on the same bed warrants the taking to the next level

how much of yourself do you see in this?
Cheers.


WOW, THIS IS VERY DEEP. PAY ATTENTION TO EVERY WORD!!!!!!

Satan called a worldwide convention of demons,

In his opening address he said,

"We can't keep Christians from going to church."

"We can't keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth, "

"We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with
Their SAVIOR."

"Once they gain that connection with JESUS, our power over them is
Broken."

"So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners,
BUT steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship
With JESUS CHRIST, "

"This is what I want you to do," said the devil:

"Distract them from gaining hold of their SAVIOR and maintaining that
Vital connection throughout their day!"

"How shall we do this?" his demons shouted.

"Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable
Schemes to occupy their minds," he answered,

"Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow."

"Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work
6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty
Lifestyles."

"Keep them from spending time with their children."

"As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from
The pressures of work!"

"Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice."

"Entice them to play the radio or I-Pod whenever they drive." To
Keep the TV, DVDs, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see
To it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non-biblical music
Constantly."

"This will jam their minds and break that union with CHRIST."

"Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers."

"Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day."

"Invade their driving moments with billboards."

"Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and
Every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services
And false hopes."

"Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands
Will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll
Become dissatisfied with their wives. "

"Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night."

"Give them headaches too! "

"If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to
Look elsewhere."

"That will fragment their families quickly!"

"Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the
Real meaning of Christmas."

"Give them an Easter bunny so they won't talk about HIS resurrection
And power over sin and death, "

"Even in their recreation, let them be excessive."

"Have them return from their recreation exhausted."

"Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on GOD'S creation.
Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies
Instead."

"Keep them busy, busy, busy!"

"And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and
Small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences."

"Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek
Power from JESUS."

"Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health
And family for the good of the cause."

"It will work!"

"It will work!"

It was quite a plan!

The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere
To get busier & more rushed, going here & there.

Having little time for their GOD or their families.

Having no time to tell others about the power of JESUS to change lives.

I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes?

You be the judge!!!!!

Does "BUSY" mean: B-eing U-nder S-atan's Y-oke?

Please pass this on, if you aren't too BUSY!

I don't think I know 10 people who would admit they love JESUS.

Do You Love HIM?

IF YOU LOVE JESUS, PASS THIS ON!!!!!!!

i love gals wiv lip gloss buh lipstick xpecially the heavy one turns me off completely

the devil's ministry is that of music!
Christians should be creative nat photocopiers it is even a sin to take some1's musical work and editing it for whatever purpose without the express permission of the owner!

its a 1000% nat ok! abeg if she's got 20 ex and sleeps wiv all of them whats the difference btw her and a LovePeddler? for crying out loud then whats left for her future hussy?

funny a thread! naturally intelligent you say aiite? English she can speak buh when it comes to reading and writing its a problem! how can u speak good English when u can't read or write very well?

Administrator:
There is this lady i met on celtel chat room 3years ago and we have never seen each other in person but lately we have exchange pictures, we talk on phone everyday for the past 4mönth and she keep telling me she has a relatiönship but i really love her and want to marry her. But all of a sudden she keep calling me dear and start appreciating my xters and keep saying it can only work if the other guy bleeped up. Also she is ready to come and visit me from a long distance even if i am going to foot the bills and she warn there will no be sex during the visit. Please what should i do?

well dunno how u nigerians are behaving now, you are falling for some1 u av neva seen, pictures can be deceiving what if shes got all the characters you dislike, besides shes wiv sum1 else pls respect that fact!
wuld u like your own gf to act like that?
CAVEAT EMPTOR! pls stay clear of her!

a tough one here, i think its basically your fault! allow me to call you selfish coz how wuld i wana date some1 hu i cant either change her downs with six months or hu cant correct my wrongs? like my uncle has always been telling me two things constantly "NEVA MARRY SOME1 U CANT TOLERATE AND NEVA EMPLOY SOMEONE YOU CANT FIRE!"
for 2yrs you av been improving yourself yet she's just there. now u cant take it anymore, i think you are nat the best for am sorry to say cos if u cant improve each other why the heck are you together? you dont imprison what you love u let em go!

1. for me i am obsessed with tall galls xpecially the ones of moth jan - march, most galz dont like me coz they think am too picky!
2. it is nat necessary
3. hmmm that one is a serious issue u dont just jump into it u need to find some1 u can tolerate till you die, nat some1 that ur relationship cant last for ordinary six months, there are some other factors too.
5. it depends on what u mean by ugly cos to me a gal wiv an absurd character is ugly even if her looks are great! hello no!

you cant cook God's soup in the devils cooking pot! less he takes the credit

U need a gal to get yah "disvirgin" abi funny, virgins don't wana have sex unless they are forced to! So stop deceiving ppl

its just stupid to me cos u wana date some1 very far away from you,

if he is capable therez nathing wrong at all, let him do it if he can buh if otherwise the wife shuld understand

mehn u r already into this!
nating u can do about it simply tell her boyfriend to advice her to free you!

y me:
there are no more vigins for your info
NL guys have driven them away
they have all gone on a journey of no return

haba we are nat desperate nah! just that a virgin is hard to come buy this dayz

dwanye u very funnny hehehehe

do dapada

how much is a bold?

call em cc and rake for em they will retify it

henck

hehehehe

glo rocks!

hmmmm

funny thread

Atreus:
Depends on the woman and the things she likes. Take for example,when i proposed. My wife likes the ocean. So we took a boat out,had dinner at sunset(which included some of the fish we,well,mostly i caught),i got on one knee and made a nice little speech and popped the question and she said yes(naturally). Some people get seasick,some people don't like fish,and to them,my proposal might not seem all that romantic. Some girls would love dinner on the rooftop and to be serenaded in the moonlight. Others are more practical and don't mind being asked without a lot of fuss,in their sitting rooms maybe. My point? It all depends on the woman. So tell us what your woman likes,and we might be able to help.

u gat the steelz mahn! advice pls find out about her and do the right thing nat borrowing ideas from another person! it may nat work for her! gals likes creativity u dont borrow ideas u just give her whats from u!

U a grad, she's in ss3 and u wana date her? child abuse! pls go for your mate

virgin of course me like tear rubber

cuul but it gonna be diffcult for me cux am alwayz the busy type

but one thing u shuld put into consideration is that it may work for some ppl while to some no.
human being are different

off course this web template shuld av a chat app but trust me seun deactivated many things as in many things