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KATEKUTOKIFUKI
Omo this one is strong, my mama must not hear this

mystiqueDZ:
fulfilled we shall be!!! Zyxx has prophesied.....

prophesied to dry bones and they shall leave again

Pls let somebody do the summation

I am not married now because I have not gotten any job but I promise if any nairalander can get me 80k job in a place like Osun state, oyo state but outside ibadan, ekiti state, ondo state, kwara state and the likes I will gladly get married in the next 3month. I am a graduate of agric extension and management, nairalanders pls help your brother. Thanks

Since his name is Ifa then let me consult the Ifa oracle to know what will be the solution for Ifayose

Very simple, when the lady is with u in the market ask her to close her eye and that she should not open untill u say so then put off her clothe, lay her on ground make sure she didn't open her eye then continue from there

















MUMUNATU

Who is this one just, just shout up

@op wait let me ask baba #nowthathehasgottenthere

Ok oooooo no be tomorrow be dat? We watch ham for 3D

walk in with a good smile and say 'Salamalekun to the muslims here, Hallelujah to the Christians here and Eriwoyah to the traditional worshipers'

rokiatu:
[size=20pt]Says who? [/size]
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[size=17pt]They also look at the navel, the tinny waist, the flat tummy, the legs, the butt cheeks hugging out, the cleavage, and the thigh. [/size]

[size=18pt]They only look at the covered part the most because they wonder how it would look like uncovered. [/size]

Rokiatu na only u waka come. Bt u are nt bad sha I won't mind one short from u.

She try

I never believe this

K

K

Hmmmmmmm u na deh try ooooooo

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Up man uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Bt mama peace beautiful when she was young if me self see her then I for nack her small before oga jonah finally carry her sha

Brb

Okija shrine

It do pain me when i see the educated ones in Nigeria refuse to put there brain to work. Both the cameroonian and GEJ Nigeria road picture shown above is an architectural plan (picture) of how the road will look like when fully constructed. What is bad in it if GEJ see a good architectural plan of road in cameroon and decided to flag off the construction of same in Nigeria

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GboyegaD:
Now I know where you are coming from. He is one of the best governors if you ask me however, I do not condone owing staff salaries.

You made a big mistake, ARegbesola is the worst governor in Nigeria presently

pendy79:
Trust me I will sponsor every soul in your lineage a 2 year sponsorship to any university in the world if they so wish it.

Tell your father to apply too, education has no time limit. Modafucker.

Send pm to me if you need more modality on how to apply.

Pleas I want to apply for scholarship to study abroad I will be glad if u can give me more details or help me with it. Thanks in anticipation for your candid help

I can supply u palm kernel nut and oil and cashel nut from osun state contact me on 08067635332

EdDave:
-If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it
into your pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d
lights went off.
- If u never waved @ white birds (Chekeleke) expecting your
nails
to b whiter
- If u never heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it your car!
- If u didn't mix Garri and sugar in your pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking
grass nd
sand without fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you know its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't know.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't
know dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I know u
are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u
guilty?

Your head deh dere gidigba

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