Eugenedimgba:
Walk in with swagger and say 'Omo see guys and babes,I hail una oh,I hear say today na interview Abeg make una no waste my time make we start.By the way,una get orijin for fridge?'.

the security men that will bundle you are watching you in 3D

achemedez:

Lol...shoro niyen?

o yami lenu...my 2cent: just go in and sit down...u don't have to greet them...even if they greet,don't answer...curse me later!

walk in with a good smile and say 'Salamalekun to the muslims here, Hallelujah to the Christians here and Eriwoyah to the traditional worshipers'

Stand in front of them, your left arm across your tummy, then say:
Good morning
The distinguished Chairman, Honorable Panel of interviewers, brilliant co-interviewees, accurate time keepers, and my beautiful audience all over the world.
I am here to support the notion that farmers are better than doctors. But before I proceed on my procedure, or before I step on my stepping steppers, or before I symbolise on my symbolistic symbols, i'd like to give homage to who homage is due by defining who a farmer is."


That should work

...or isn't is for a debate? Wait o, lemme read the topic again

laplace19:


Simply use "Good morning sir"
no matter how many the men are...

For someone correcting another's english, that's way low sir

Just walk in, say 'Good morning or afternoon'...no need for 'sirs or mas'...then wait until you are asked to sit. There is no formalty about greeting them.

olareed:
o yami lenu...my 2cent: just go in and sit down...u don't have to greet them...even if they greet,don't answer...curse me later!

Owk nw... I don curse yhu!

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

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guy u bad ooooo, can't stop laughing. abeg do fast, I wan chop banga soup.

In a simple and a polite manner, if the interviewers comprises both male n female,
Simply say: Good morning/afternoon/evening ALL
E.g Good morning all.

Engrpj:
Please from experience.. How should i greet d Panel that will interview me..... What should i Portray in front of them

Say what popping ma able employers....show some respect by giving a hand shake. Lo ba tan.

franciskaine:
good morning "Sir!". The word makes you more polite.

Nope!! That means it's only one person in the room a day usually this is never the case a simple good morning or afternoon should suffice.

Greet them according to when it is by the time and don't sit until you are asked to.

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

He will only be employed if it is a herbalist/kparakpo job.

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

Na only banga dey your house??
Everyday na banga soup
Shuuuuu

Engrpj:



Yes Sir.... Did u also wrote the Apptitude test??

You just failed the interview. We will "wrote" you the reasons why you failed.

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

My dear u too much. U want bust my tommy with laughter

fpeter:


You just failed the interview. We will "wrote" you the reasons why you failed.

''Wrote'' is a past tense and am talking about an aptitude Test that was written.....Do expect me to say have u write or have u written

jeeqaa7:
When u walk in..
U look left
Look right

Then u shout
Igbo kwenu!

If u no hear
Hay!

Shout April fool!


Den waka dey go house

Guy u no go kill person.

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

This has to be the funniest post I have read on NL in a while, lol

unofficial:


Just be yourself, you'll be fine. As for the greeting part, just look each of them in the eye and say Good Morning/Aftn/Evn.
All through the interview, make sure you look into the eye of any of the panel member that engage you. There is a score for eye contact.

you mean this way?

Engrpj:



Yes Sir.... Did u also wrote the Apptitude test??

I rest my case since you are hell bent, remind me to "wrote" you when you are ready to learn.
....As for the "apptitude" you may wish to lose one 'P'

Engrpj:



''Wrote'' is a past tense and am talking about an aptitude Test that was written.....Do expect me to say have u write or have u written

Please take to correction, you are wrong.

Guy, it is .... Did u also write the aptitude test. No go gbagun for there ooo, otherwise u r OYO