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Politics / Re: Health Sector: Gains Of Buhari’s U.S. Trip by aorta(m): 11:28am On Sep 17, 2015
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Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Long Courtship Should Be Avoided By Ladies. by aorta(m): 11:34pm On Sep 10, 2015
ladyF:
Interesting
welcome back...we miss u ROBOT
Politics / Re: Tinubu & Bisi Akande Visit Buhari (Photos) by aorta(m): 9:42pm On Sep 09, 2015
Nonybb:
[b]Anytime I see these evil trio the anger that consumes me is unimaginable. I dont just know the reasons why GEJ feared this people and conceded defeat, handed over everything to Tinubu empire and to Northern dynasty. He, Tinubu, choose Ambode, nominated Osibanjo and picked Buhari; only one individual, and now he is bringing his own list of ministers to be confirmed soon. Buhari the supposed man of intergrity, flaunting cabals within the seat of power. So shameful that you pride yourself as a leader who wants to fight corruption but proudly associate yourself with criminals and Lagos treasury looters. When do we get power back from these people; I mean we the people, not PDP. Look at Bisi laughing; evil men that took power through propaganda, with Liar Muhammad the wicked evil genius. Jonathan is really a wuss of a leader. This country is doomed; cabals are running things and we the people are so gullibe, shouting "Chanji!", "Chanji!", "Chanji!" what Chanji(Change)?? Let us kill GodFatherism first in this country[/b]
u just dey practice journalism abi? beta find anoda case study.
Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare Banned From Rio Olympics by aorta(m): 10:26am On Sep 09, 2015
safarigirl:
She should be banned. Why tell lies? Does C. Ronaldo resort to lies to skip obligations? It's only in Nigeria such unethical behaviour is condoned and encouraged. Make we go mark attendance, no wahala, abi Blessing been no dey London in 2012? She win medal? She can sit home next year and watch others in Rio. And please, she can't make the US team
sule wat do u know about football? ask anyone abt history of messi n barcelona coach last season
Sports / Re: Segun Odegbami Runs For FIFA Presidency by aorta(m): 8:26pm On Sep 01, 2015
scholes0:

Someone chain this sick man.
forget abt d guy, he's a legend on dis forum
Celebrities / Re: Terry G, Denrele, Grace Amah Ejected From Ebonyi Hotel by aorta(m): 7:10pm On Aug 31, 2015
Shaadey:
For real??grin
No smoke; Una smoke
Na una know o....Lasgidi loading
shadey...shadey......shadey......o ti pe ti mo ti n ba e soro
Celebrities / Re: Terry G, Denrele, Grace Amah Ejected From Ebonyi Hotel by aorta(m): 7:10pm On Aug 31, 2015
Shaadey:
For real??grin
No smoke; Una smoke
Na una know o....Lasgidi loading
shadey...shadey......shadey......o ti pe ti mo ti n ba e soro
Politics / Re: Faithill Prophetic Assembly Prophecies. About Buhari's Tenure by aorta(m): 9:09am On Aug 29, 2015
ok
Politics / Re: With Tunde Fowler's appointment, Nigeria's finances has given to Tinubu by aorta(m): 6:26pm On Aug 20, 2015
Happiness87:
firefire, barcanista mogidi and to all concerned Nigerians , rise as fight these colonial masters
sule....y u dey source for follower......go NASS go complain
Politics / Re: Oro Presently At Egbeda, Lagos by aorta(m): 12:39pm On Aug 18, 2015
jemir000:
Oro presently at Egbeda, Alimosho, Lagos (a Yoruba land) Human heads are required to bury the late king of Egbeda... So advice your brothers, sisters and friends to avoid that route..


May we not die due to illiteracy from 'some people' in Jesus name..


Cc: lalasticlala
oga shut up dere......I reside in the said area....FYI I reside in d same compound with d oba.......if u know anything about the oba palace u will understand wat I mean by "I reside in d same compound with the said king" don't just come online and post nonsense just because u get 15mb after ur #100 recharge

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Travel / Re: The Number Of Private Jets In Nigeria - NCAA by aorta(m): 4:37pm On Aug 17, 2015
Aisha95:

Hey girl/boy, still looking for a job?
You are introverted in real life therefore Nairaland is to make up for it, huh?
I don't consider you a lunatic.
Rather a programmed robotic animalistic moron_ whose biggest achievement was when it hit Nairaland's frontpage for the first time.
Fvcking Freaky _retarded neanderthal.
she mismanage ur bf ni?

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Politics / Re: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by aorta(m): 5:24pm On Aug 13, 2015
Eruku :: someone who lord over a particular area...
Ja mi si:: explain to me....
igboro::: area...learn those words, u never know it might save ur ass one day
Politics / Re: Centenary City: PDP Chief Threatens Counter-suit Against Anyim by aorta(m): 6:07pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Education / Re: First Bank Simple Equation That 87% Could Not Solve. by aorta(m): 5:20pm On Aug 10, 2015
mykeiy:


Gush... The answer is 6 now. All additions must be done before any subtraction...
thanks......there is notiin lyk -3+3 in bodmas.....d rule states dat Addition Shd be solve b4 subtraction

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Education / Re: First Bank Simple Equation That 87% Could Not Solve. by aorta(m): 5:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
AdeniyiA:
sorry guy, you don't know how to use BODMAS, It's (3)+(3*3) -3 +3, minus 3 cancels +3 => 3+9 = 12
thar......no disgrace ur unborn child
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by aorta(m): 1:38pm On Aug 05, 2015
yushin fc reporting to duty@mukina........jacksonchonchun@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Nigerians react to appointment of NNPC GMD on twttter (PICS) by aorta(m): 7:28pm On Aug 04, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
A president dat favors his kinsmen at d expense of merit won't succeed.
thought u said u won't comment on political section till d constitution of d new minister
Sports / Breaking News!!!!! by aorta(m): 10:18am On Aug 03, 2015
manchester united just completed the signing of a new striker Mr Bean for an undisclosed fee....Mr Bean completed his transfer from comedy fc after undergoing medical at manchester hospital...Mr Bean will fill the void left by V.Presie at d theatre of dream.

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TV/Movies / New Nollywood Movie by aorta(m): 4:29pm On Aug 01, 2015
bunch of scammer

Politics / Re: Function/role Of all over 5000 Obas/bales And Others In The Next 5 Years-Emperor by aorta(m): 3:12pm On Jul 27, 2015
musiwa, make I become oba of my town na.......if u support me wit dis, I go help facilitate ur succession

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Politics / Re: Osibanjo is a visitor in country of Western Nigeria , not vice President by aorta(m): 9:53am On Jul 26, 2015
BossTtdiamonds:
Musiwa.. How far that Western Nigeria CBN Governor Post I told you about now..??
submit ur resume at d western Nigeria administrative headquarter at Iseyin
Crime / Re: Nine-year-old Girl Escapes Beheading By Armed Robber (Picture) by aorta(m): 9:12am On Jul 25, 2015
Trendy247:
I'm second to comment since this nigga is dumb
lol....that space alone is also a comment on nairaland
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos Fine Boy Proposal Form(terms And Condition) by aorta(m): 8:37am On Jul 25, 2015
DoroMega:
Did they forbid you from spacing and making sense.
sanitation dey for lag
Jokes Etc / Lagos Fine Boy Proposal Form(terms And Condition) by aorta(m): 8:27am On Jul 25, 2015
Since open, stage managed proposals with ready cameras
fit for Instagram and twitter papparazzi seems to be the
order of the day, with the latest, about to be trendy show in
which a lady knees on one leg and propose to a man, I
hereby put an open invitation to you ladies, who will knee
on one leg and propose to me?
Lagos no 1 Fine boy is recruiting*winks
Qualifications:
1.A working brain, not some Kardashian faced,chicken brain
‘hotties’, mba

2.All links to your social media pages, if I see that you’re
among those who wake up 6am, apply some foundations
and mascara, snap a selfie and post on IG with the tag “I
woke up like this”, I will not only shred your application
letter, I will put you on eternal black list, that’s fraud men!
Besides, I’d like to see how you relate, type or chat too
If you use ‘Tew’ for ‘tell’, ‘aii’ for ‘alright’, ‘I’ for ‘hi’, or you
post ‘HBD,LLNP,GGMUB’ on people’s wall as birthday
greetings, please don’t apply, your laziness is the reason
Nigeria’s economy isn’t growing

3. A degree from either Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge or
FUTA, Yes, FUTA is at per with those trio *Proudly Futarian

4. Five pictures of you taken in your most natural state, your
face without make up (Not even medicated powder), no
foundations, no Mary kay (Since I don’t use Joseph Tay too,
fair?), your legs (Left and right taken separately,just
checking to avoid situations whereby I’ll be mistaking my
Bae’s legs for the Igbomina yam specie).
The fourth pix should show you in full while the last one
shows your face alone (Second time? Yes, I don’t wanna
invite a Kim-K for the screening and end up having a
Whoopie Goldberg staring at me, hence the emphasis on
face)

5. Original copies of your birth certificate (No affidavit
please, that’s how my friend ended up marrying an ancestor
older than the aunty who taught us in Primary school then,
all because she claimed 22, with some nice face-designs,
the next morning after wedding, when the ‘foundations were
destroyed, the righteous did something, he wailed aloud like
someone who lost election after selling his Father’s only
house)

6. Catering school certification, with emphasis on your skills
at using locust beans, I don’t want some Ajinomoto experts,
if you’re only good at making noodles, please don’t apply

7. You’ll do a seminar presentation on “The place of the
Nigerian Youth in Africa development, politics and related
issues”, I just want to be sure you’re not a Telemundo and
African magic addict, with zero knowledge on key national
issues, imagine how embarrassed I’ll be if my friends
mention Aminu Tambuwal and you ask if he’s an Hausa
actor, tufia!

8. A detailed statement of your career goals, with emphasis
on financial self-dependence, I hope you know I’m not the
Federal government, you shouldn’t expect me to foot all
your bills while you sit at home all day gossiping
If you meet these criteria, upload your cv on this site
source= samueliyanu.
Politics / Re: National Association Of Seadogs Petitions Inspector General Of Police by aorta(m): 5:46pm On Jul 17, 2015
xykms101:


Lol!
Awumen for kms
Politics / Re: Buhari Set To Attend AU Confab On Ebola by aorta(m): 11:03am On Jul 17, 2015
DICKtator:
Bombs everywhere and Presido is talking Ebola

Can anyone remind him that Ebola is already past?

Can't the permanent (temporary) secretary go on his behalf?

If he had a Minister of Health now, he would have been represented!!


grin grin grin grin
u comment Witout reading the article just to be on front page
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Slams PDP: We Voted A President Not A Magician by aorta(m): 8:37am On Jul 16, 2015
Midehi:
very correct! those accusing him are the ones who benefited during GEJ regime, their doors are shut now and they are ranting like dogs.
sharap.....the election was postponed
Politics / Re: Letter From Anyim Pius Anyim To Jonathan, Former President by aorta(m): 8:52am On Jul 15, 2015
illiad:
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Politics / Re: How Obama Influenced The Sacking Of Service Chiefs – Vanguard by aorta(m): 8:50am On Jul 15, 2015
valencia25:
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membership awarded
Politics / Re: How Obama Influenced The Sacking Of Service Chiefs – Vanguard by aorta(m): 8:50am On Jul 15, 2015
Riclord001:












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