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Politics / Re: Health Sector: Gains Of Buhari’s U.S. Trip by aorta(m): 11:28am On Sep 17, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Long Courtship Should Be Avoided By Ladies. by aorta(m): 11:34pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
ladyF:welcome back...we miss u ROBOT |
Politics / Re: Tinubu & Bisi Akande Visit Buhari (Photos) by aorta(m): 9:42pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Nonybb:u just dey practice journalism abi? beta find anoda case study. |
Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare Banned From Rio Olympics by aorta(m): 10:26am On Sep 09, 2015 |
safarigirl:sule wat do u know about football? ask anyone abt history of messi n barcelona coach last season |
Sports / Re: Segun Odegbami Runs For FIFA Presidency by aorta(m): 8:26pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
scholes0:forget abt d guy, he's a legend on dis forum |
Celebrities / Re: Terry G, Denrele, Grace Amah Ejected From Ebonyi Hotel by aorta(m): 7:10pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
Shaadey:shadey...shadey......shadey......o ti pe ti mo ti n ba e soro |
Celebrities / Re: Terry G, Denrele, Grace Amah Ejected From Ebonyi Hotel by aorta(m): 7:10pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
Shaadey:shadey...shadey......shadey......o ti pe ti mo ti n ba e soro |
Politics / Re: Faithill Prophetic Assembly Prophecies. About Buhari's Tenure by aorta(m): 9:09am On Aug 29, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: With Tunde Fowler's appointment, Nigeria's finances has given to Tinubu by aorta(m): 6:26pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
Happiness87:sule....y u dey source for follower......go NASS go complain |
Politics / Re: Oro Presently At Egbeda, Lagos by aorta(m): 12:39pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
jemir000:oga shut up dere......I reside in the said area....FYI I reside in d same compound with d oba.......if u know anything about the oba palace u will understand wat I mean by "I reside in d same compound with the said king" don't just come online and post nonsense just because u get 15mb after ur #100 recharge 1 Like |
Travel / Re: The Number Of Private Jets In Nigeria - NCAA by aorta(m): 4:37pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
Aisha95:she mismanage ur bf ni? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by aorta(m): 5:24pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Eruku :: someone who lord over a particular area... Ja mi si:: explain to me.... igboro::: area...learn those words, u never know it might save ur ass one day |
Politics / Re: Centenary City: PDP Chief Threatens Counter-suit Against Anyim by aorta(m): 6:07pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
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Education / Re: First Bank Simple Equation That 87% Could Not Solve. by aorta(m): 5:20pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
mykeiy:thanks......there is notiin lyk -3+3 in bodmas.....d rule states dat Addition Shd be solve b4 subtraction 1 Like |
Education / Re: First Bank Simple Equation That 87% Could Not Solve. by aorta(m): 5:18pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
AdeniyiA:thar......no disgrace ur unborn child |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by aorta(m): 1:38pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
yushin fc reporting to duty@mukina........jacksonchonchun@gmail.com |
Politics / Re: Nigerians react to appointment of NNPC GMD on twttter (PICS) by aorta(m): 7:28pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:thought u said u won't comment on political section till d constitution of d new minister |
Sports / Breaking News!!!!! by aorta(m): 10:18am On Aug 03, 2015 |
manchester united just completed the signing of a new striker Mr Bean for an undisclosed fee....Mr Bean completed his transfer from comedy fc after undergoing medical at manchester hospital...Mr Bean will fill the void left by V.Presie at d theatre of dream. 1 Share
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TV/Movies / New Nollywood Movie by aorta(m): 4:29pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
bunch of scammer
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Politics / Re: Function/role Of all over 5000 Obas/bales And Others In The Next 5 Years-Emperor by aorta(m): 3:12pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
musiwa, make I become oba of my town na.......if u support me wit dis, I go help facilitate ur succession 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Osibanjo is a visitor in country of Western Nigeria , not vice President by aorta(m): 9:53am On Jul 26, 2015 |
BossTtdiamonds:submit ur resume at d western Nigeria administrative headquarter at Iseyin |
Crime / Re: Nine-year-old Girl Escapes Beheading By Armed Robber (Picture) by aorta(m): 9:12am On Jul 25, 2015 |
Trendy247:lol....that space alone is also a comment on nairaland |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos Fine Boy Proposal Form(terms And Condition) by aorta(m): 8:37am On Jul 25, 2015 |
DoroMega:sanitation dey for lag |
Jokes Etc / Lagos Fine Boy Proposal Form(terms And Condition) by aorta(m): 8:27am On Jul 25, 2015 |
Since open, stage managed proposals with ready cameras fit for Instagram and twitter papparazzi seems to be the order of the day, with the latest, about to be trendy show in which a lady knees on one leg and propose to a man, I hereby put an open invitation to you ladies, who will knee on one leg and propose to me? Lagos no 1 Fine boy is recruiting*winks Qualifications: 1.A working brain, not some Kardashian faced,chicken brain ‘hotties’, mba 2.All links to your social media pages, if I see that you’re among those who wake up 6am, apply some foundations and mascara, snap a selfie and post on IG with the tag “I woke up like this”, I will not only shred your application letter, I will put you on eternal black list, that’s fraud men! Besides, I’d like to see how you relate, type or chat too If you use ‘Tew’ for ‘tell’, ‘aii’ for ‘alright’, ‘I’ for ‘hi’, or you post ‘HBD,LLNP,GGMUB’ on people’s wall as birthday greetings, please don’t apply, your laziness is the reason Nigeria’s economy isn’t growing 3. A degree from either Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge or FUTA, Yes, FUTA is at per with those trio *Proudly Futarian 4. Five pictures of you taken in your most natural state, your face without make up (Not even medicated powder), no foundations, no Mary kay (Since I don’t use Joseph Tay too, fair?), your legs (Left and right taken separately,just checking to avoid situations whereby I’ll be mistaking my Bae’s legs for the Igbomina yam specie). The fourth pix should show you in full while the last one shows your face alone (Second time? Yes, I don’t wanna invite a Kim-K for the screening and end up having a Whoopie Goldberg staring at me, hence the emphasis on face) 5. Original copies of your birth certificate (No affidavit please, that’s how my friend ended up marrying an ancestor older than the aunty who taught us in Primary school then, all because she claimed 22, with some nice face-designs, the next morning after wedding, when the ‘foundations were destroyed, the righteous did something, he wailed aloud like someone who lost election after selling his Father’s only house) 6. Catering school certification, with emphasis on your skills at using locust beans, I don’t want some Ajinomoto experts, if you’re only good at making noodles, please don’t apply 7. You’ll do a seminar presentation on “The place of the Nigerian Youth in Africa development, politics and related issues”, I just want to be sure you’re not a Telemundo and African magic addict, with zero knowledge on key national issues, imagine how embarrassed I’ll be if my friends mention Aminu Tambuwal and you ask if he’s an Hausa actor, tufia! 8. A detailed statement of your career goals, with emphasis on financial self-dependence, I hope you know I’m not the Federal government, you shouldn’t expect me to foot all your bills while you sit at home all day gossiping If you meet these criteria, upload your cv on this site source= samueliyanu. |
Politics / Re: National Association Of Seadogs Petitions Inspector General Of Police by aorta(m): 5:46pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
xykms101:Awumen for kms |
Politics / Re: Buhari Set To Attend AU Confab On Ebola by aorta(m): 11:03am On Jul 17, 2015 |
DICKtator:u comment Witout reading the article just to be on front page |
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Slams PDP: We Voted A President Not A Magician by aorta(m): 8:37am On Jul 16, 2015 |
Midehi:sharap.....the election was postponed |
Politics / Re: Letter From Anyim Pius Anyim To Jonathan, Former President by aorta(m): 8:52am On Jul 15, 2015 |
illiad:Membership granted |
Politics / Re: How Obama Influenced The Sacking Of Service Chiefs – Vanguard by aorta(m): 8:50am On Jul 15, 2015 |
valencia25:membership awarded |
Politics / Re: How Obama Influenced The Sacking Of Service Chiefs – Vanguard by aorta(m): 8:50am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Riclord001:membership awarded |
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