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White wedding and you wear agbada?

Alhaji Yaman Abdullahi

Typical Afonja.

No trace of his Yoruba origin in his name

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PrecisionFx:
Added to the advantages of weed, Weed also makes people Mad Sir.

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Weed makes one mad?

You be learner

She married a tripod

ricktnum:
oshey barrest, I no say u bong too..

Nah ur papa i dey fuk abi?

Only a retarded zombie will approve of Buhari as both a leader and a person.

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Sirjamo:
I guess Goodluck Jonathan was also a jihadist and a mobster when Fulani killed over 600 in Benue alone in 2014

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And when GEJ sent troops to wipe out the Fulani terrorist hiding in Nassarawa, what did we get from your midget el Rufai?

YabaLeftist:
Lai Muhammed.

There's no modicum of truth in this stupid story.

Your papa na gay? Then who come gii your mama bele to born you?

Bloody liar.

He didn't fvck you in 3 years, and you stayed on hoping he'll fvck you one day. Mtchewwwwww!

Mendacious elements on Twitter.

Butch guys are usually bi-sexual

Nah the bottoms like bobrisky and Bisi dat like only dik up their ass

Since she never remarried and has sworn men off, the question to ask is if she is still a virgin?

vaginal steaming

wtf?

Leave weed and go after codeine and trammadol dealers in Kano

Sirjamo:
Surprising! I was expecting him to say it was Buhari, since that's the only person he sees whenever he closes his eyes

Buhari is a simpleton and has never been involved in any plot or conspiracy that goes above mob violence and fulani jihadist

Olalan:
This man talks too much. Thou a very good student of history he is

Olalan:
This man talks too much. Thou a very good student of history he is

The fact remains that MKO was murdered.

He was healthy on the day Susan Rice visited him and died shortly after she left.

If MKO could survive over 5yrs in detention, how come he died just a few days after his release?

The evidence FFK is presenting may be circumstantial but it does not exonerate Susan Rice and the US ambassador as they where the last people to meet with MKO before his demise.

The same tea concoction was served to Idiagbon in a meeting he attended at Aso Rock shortly after Abacha and Abiola's death.

It was rumoured that the military brass and northern power brokers where pushing for Idiagbon to compensate the Yorubas but IBB wanted none of this.

A city that can't handle their own waste, is that one a city?

Martin0:
the lady is still too local not even a G-string amongst all those dozens

G-string that dashes Yeast infection?

The most annoying aspect is even when pant don dry, she still no go carry am?

Why?

This is not the first and hopefully the last (I like am small sha) time una dey do this thing.

All of you girls involved in this dik marking most repent from this.

Haba. What if my mum came to visit and enter toilet see pant yakata?

Is it a sign of marking your territory and sending a warning sign to other girls?

This is what every GF I ever had does.

They keep living their pants in my house. Never collecting it. Just piling it up after every night they spend at my place. They only pack their pants after we break up!

Why?

Grayjoy:
Can u now tell us where you got that theory 4rm because u were not alive then. And again does that mean that Haiti is part of Africa to be among d top on the list?

You must be really poor in history.

The Negros in Haiti are descendants of west African slaves.

Grayjoy:
something of about BC 5500 or BC4000. And u thnk that ur idea is still working over 6000years?

Evolution is a gradual and continuous process

The melanin in your skin did not come overnight but was gradually introduced from generation to generation.

And FYI, Africa isn't the cradle of life. Euro-Asia is!

The black man is the youngest specie of the human race.

Grayjoy:
In which of the ages did this happen?? I mean ur story.

After the great flood that destroyed Sumeria

The only afonjess I want to cum inside

Blakjewelry:
The bigger the sexual organ, the lesser the brain power.

Absolutely.

The black man had to evolve a big dik because he could not guarranttee food for his woman.

Let me explain...

You see that big ass, it was an evolutionary adaptation on the part of the black woman to store excess food for the lean months.

Africans of old existed within two seasons - the feast and famine season(s) which coincided with the dry and rainy seasons.

The African woman is predisposed to accumulating weight more than any of her fellow women of other races. And the best and most convineniet place to store such fat was on the glutus maximus. Yes, there is a fat ass gene and african women carry it.

The african man then had to evolve a bigger schlong in order to effectively penetrate all that excess fat to impregnate his fat ass wife. Thus, as the women got bigger asses, the men got bigger diks.

Look at the Asians, who first mastered ocean fishing. They were not only able to modify their environment but conquer another world on it's own - the seas. There is a reason why omega-3 fatty acids which is found in sea foods boost brain power. It will take a level of skill to conquer the ocean to harness it's rewards. You are after all what you eat!

Then again, compare the leg structure of most Europeans and asians to Africans and you will see they have more muscles than Africans. The Eurasian was able to conquer hunger in a more hostile enviroment and did not need to carry excess fat on their rump, they however put that stored energy into much needed muscles.

So stop celebrating your dik and ass. It is a testament of your incompetent past. Even at that, size never matters. I like the ascetics of a fat ass, but when it gets down to business, i rate the puna over every other feature.

Same goes for women and how they rate men in bed.

You only need a healthy erection with a moderate length and sufficient girth.Then you must know how to both rock the boat and keep it afloat.

inb4 small prik has spoken: I am a grower and NOT a shower

I just pity the Bini boys who have to pick a wife from these bunch

bloody taqqiya liar.

The day your daughter succeeds you that day there will be a woman as chief Imam of Kano Central mosque

TekenaAduari:
look at my name b4 deceiving urself. Afonja dey bear Tekena?

Afonja imposter