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Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by apexJ(m): 4:47pm On Aug 29, 2017
come...........dis wan wey una leave d matter come the talk abt wrestling.....its not funny 4 us wey no de into wrestling......abeg back to the matter i nid test ma sef
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by apexJ(m): 4:40pm On Aug 29, 2017
TGoddess:
A girl was attending her mother's funeral where she met a man.She was very intrigued by the man and was interested in getting to know him.As she was making her rounds she realized she had gotten the man's name or number.Later when she went to find him,he had already left.A week later she murdered her older brother to find the man.Why?
the man only attends funerals of her family
,so she was hoping to see him again wen he attends the burial of her brother
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by apexJ(m): 8:49am On Aug 29, 2017
TGoddess:
You're correct,hope you didn't cheat o?Weldone smiley
nah......i was unable to remember the 1st dah was why it took me tym,i knew i had seen it b4
Forum Games / Re: This Riddle Is Stumping The Internet. Can You Solve It? by apexJ(m): 8:45am On Aug 29, 2017
d pretty lady above me has deciphered it
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by apexJ(m): 8:28am On Aug 29, 2017
TGoddess:
Correct.
1 is snowflake
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by apexJ(m): 8:10am On Aug 29, 2017
TGoddess:
1)What flies when its born,lies when its alive and runs when its dead?
2)Everynight i'm told what to do and each morning i do what i'm told.But i still don't escape your scold.What am I?

G.morning y'all.
2 alarm 1 snowflake
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by apexJ(m): 7:51am On Aug 29, 2017
where dem NL gals at??
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by apexJ(m): 6:52am On Aug 29, 2017
Purpletee:
What has no beginning, end or middle?

No googling
letter D........sorry am late
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Sleeps A Lot, What Can I Do Cos I Love Her? by apexJ(m): 6:36am On Aug 29, 2017
ucheHapers:
Sorry bro, she's narcoleptic. Its a sleeping disorder
op...meet dis guy

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Crime / Re: Man Walks Into Police Station And Says 'tired Of Eating Humans' by apexJ(m): 6:23am On Aug 29, 2017
chuks013:
Afonjas bros dem dem
grin
chuks013:
Afonjas bros dem dem
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Did Not Save My Number On His Phone? by apexJ(m): 6:20am On Aug 29, 2017
braimeddy:
You can't be telling me that at this your age, you are still talking about boyfriend. I was expecting to see 'husband' in place of 'boyfriend'. Mere looking at your pix, u re very close to menopause.
she and my grandmother na mate........she na attention seeking old hag
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Presence Of Pope Francis (photos) by apexJ(m): 6:14am On Aug 29, 2017
can anybody propose in the presence of buhari
Crime / Re: Man Sets Internet Ablaze After This Selfless Act (photos) by apexJ(m): 5:14am On Aug 29, 2017
buhari come and see o......save us by resigning!!! classic selfless act

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Romance / Re: If You Were God Will You Answer This Lady's Prayers (Photo) by apexJ(m): 7:35pm On Aug 25, 2017
softwerk:
If you were God will you answer this lady's prayers?! shocked

Give you reasons............. grin
nope.....she has already disrespected me by appearing this way........would she appear b4 buhari dressed this way?? if she could accord a human being lyk her sef such respect.....how much God??

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Romance / Re: If You Were God Will You Answer This Lady's Prayers (Photo) by apexJ(m): 7:34pm On Aug 25, 2017
softwerk:
If you were God will you answer this lady's prayers?! shocked

Give you reasons............. grin
nope.....she has already disrespected me by appearing this way........would she appear b4 buhari dressed this way?? if she could accord a human being lyk her sef such respect.....how God??

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Drags The Hell Outta Toyin Lawani For Calling Him A Riff Raff by apexJ(m): 4:26pm On Aug 22, 2017
pesin nid de on gay frequency to undastnd dis fool......d idiot no fit mak complete sense
Politics / Re: Guys Celebrate Buhari's Return By Drinking Water & Fanta From The Ground (Photos by apexJ(m): 3:46pm On Aug 22, 2017
gawu1:

You are actually a Lunatic. The first time I addressed you a Lunatic, I only hope to rebuke you. Now you have confirmed that to call you a Lunatic is even an understatement.
Who will even vote your father to any political position? A full blunt drunk, whose main hobby when at his youthful age was living with brothels is what you call ''...my dad is smart and wise enough...''? The annoying part even is comparing a confirmed idiot you have as father dad with my amiable president. God forbid!
It is even obvious that your brain is infected with serious cancer, or how difficult is it to understand that the Arewa youth ultimatum was a response to people like you with ipobian pig brain. Take it or leave it, every dirty utterance from demented like you, where ever he or she comes from, will be met with robust and despicable reply. To hate is no one's monopoly.
i can only laugh at ur stupidity........i used the conjunction *if* to show *condition* and to show how stupid and naive u are for mentioning ma dad who is learned and an embodiment of wisdom unlike ur father who has been brain washed...oh check he has no brain but a big puff puff with air that whirl him around to make radical decisions such as not leaving ya mama in the desert to die and i not having this senseless debate with u abt an old cargo u call a president.....FYI i am not an ipobian.......and it was not a hate speech i was only stating the obvious for pple lyk u who are crazy and willing to kill others for no just cause
Romance / Re: Lady Tattooed Her Boyfriend's Face On Her Throat. Photo Goes Viral by apexJ(m): 12:23pm On Aug 21, 2017
SirMichael1:


Yeah well.. Whatever... Whatever man... Whites tattoo only white players on their skin and not on their neck. Have you seen a different case scenario?
so d premise of ur argument is that she is black?? u have never seen a tattoo of 2pac on a white's body or that of Mandela on white skin?? the fact should b dat she went to far in tattooing her neck not d assumed colour of the person she tattoed or of her skin......pple do crazy things but the extent of their crazyness should not b judged by their skin or u generalizing all blacks as crazy

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Celebrities / Re: Floyd Mayweather Angrily Breaks With Justin Bieber After Instagram Diss by apexJ(m): 12:14pm On Aug 21, 2017
doyinisaac:
Dem epp their family members
toh mak dem de beef and diss demselves dah side
Romance / Re: Lady Tattooed Her Boyfriend's Face On Her Throat. Photo Goes Viral by apexJ(m): 12:06pm On Aug 21, 2017
SirMichael1:
I can't help but get marveled at the rate in which blacks do condescending and stupid things for the whites.

Whoever cares to look at that photo again will notice that the tattooed man is a Caucasian male and the bitch is what she is. Black, stupid, senseless, juvenile and naive.

It wouldn't be surprising to find out that this shitty thing is done to secure herself a green card.

If unfortunately the otherwise happens, she'll be blemished forever to whomsoever keeps the bitch as a wife. The nigga has to wake up to the sight of a tat of a man on his wife's neck who isn't him and then some persons will dare argue with me that blacks are not the cause of their misfortunes against the whites angry
nigga what she did gat nothing to do with blacks or the colour of her skin.......whites too do pretty stupid shit like tattooing football players on their bodys

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Celebrities / Re: Floyd Mayweather Angrily Breaks With Justin Bieber After Instagram Diss by apexJ(m): 11:58am On Aug 21, 2017
that's their problem....na who dem epp??

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Politics / Re: Guys Celebrate Buhari's Return By Drinking Water & Fanta From The Ground (Photos by apexJ(m): 12:29pm On Aug 20, 2017
gawu1:

That is why we keep on warning you people to be careful with the ways you have been spewing dirty utterances. You have carried hatred to Lunatic level. Or if not a Lunatic, I don't see a reasonable human wishing his fellow human dead. If Buhari is old fool, you can imagine yourself what your own father is if you have one or ever had one.
u are big fool......i have a father, my dad is smart and wise enough to resign or drop whatever political position he has if it is affecting his health and the wellbeing of others.......u are evn a bigger fool for saying that *we* having been carrying hate speech to anoda level.u never mentioned the ultimatum they arewa youths gave the igbos because to ya retarded brain they should be given a noble prize for peace for making such utterances
Romance / Re: I Really Has Desire To Have Sex With My Paternal Aunty..infact We Came Close . by apexJ(m): 6:46am On Aug 20, 2017
PMWSpirit:
Good English first, your aunt might consider you . But with the crap you wrote bros you got no chance
d guy don screw english already

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Politics / Re: Guys Celebrate Buhari's Return By Drinking Water & Fanta From The Ground (Photos by apexJ(m): 6:40am On Aug 20, 2017
senseless people......if they can be this stupid because of the return of a mentally retarded old fool who has refused to die and free Nigerians from their woes, then i can't imagine what they would do when theirs a call to violence

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Spotted Wearing Over N200,000 Sneakers (photo) by apexJ(m): 7:41pm On Aug 18, 2017
Tuoyofelix:
bad guy grin grin grin grin grin
baba me no greedy na jst regular income i nid
Crime / Re: Help!! My Friend Is Been Threat And Blackmail (Pics) by apexJ(m): 8:13am On Aug 18, 2017
Georgekyrian:


anyway her best colour for pant is pink shaa, that is never the problem
so u have bin visiting and eating from d place dat belongs to anoda??

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Romance / Re: Her Dog Playfully Stripped Her Unclad In Public. See Photo by apexJ(m): 6:03am On Aug 18, 2017
the dog was simply exploring

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Crime / Re: Help!! My Friend Is Been Threat And Blackmail (Pics) by apexJ(m): 5:55am On Aug 18, 2017
op.......weytin concern u shey b she geh fiancée?? leave d the work 4 d guy na....as na nude picx u don de interested.anyway follow weytin 5/6 talk it might jst get u into her pants.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Spotted Wearing Over N200,000 Sneakers (photo) by apexJ(m): 5:46am On Aug 18, 2017
baba ansa ma call so dat i go fit wear 1500 boxers abeg. grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Who Was Caught Stealing Garri Escapes Getting Burnt Alive-pics by apexJ(m): 5:43am On Aug 18, 2017
Nigerians stupid o......garri theif una wan roast am alive while politicians the loot billions of dollars year in year out nobody don fit talk.........evn though i frown at stealing, no b pesin wey de manage try to survive b d main culprit na pple wey put us in this condition we suppose the bury alive
NYSC / Re: Cheer 14 Corper Who Had Accident Are Alive And Healthy by apexJ(m): 5:32am On Aug 18, 2017
thank God they are ok...... my heart bled yesterday when i saw the pictures

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