figment232:
Tell me something am interested.How do I get d quickteller stuff?

actually u have to be an agent and u get paid commission 4 each transaction u make

quickteller better pass dis 1 sef


wit quickteller u fit pay 4 anytin and collect money

all dis yeyebrities dem go de owe money up and down yet
dem go come social media de flaunt dier fake lifestyles
WHY!!!!

better than all these moms wey go de quote bible 4 pesin social media page

dis wan tonto de white so

abi na dem fries wey she de chop??

one of our all tym legend

i kinda like her though........evn though she don shw her sef too much of late

all dos cars wey we de see for sc-fi movies go still become reality

if u can imagine it.......u can do it

always suffering wardrope malfunction
she no geh friends wey de talk to her

na so e de start very she go wan kill us with complain and unwanted drama

there is always an exception to the rules

this is clearly one

luckily for her she is not from this part of world were every little weird thing is attributed to witchcratf

i still dont understand the motive behind this insensitive killings
blood thirsty nomads

boiz de count hundreds of millions niam boiz still de find 1500 airtime
social desparity

niyi20:

5days nonstop it's no child's play my brother

dats true sha

bt ask am mak hin tell ya d titles of d books wey hin read i doubt hin go fit

No b be to read b d koko...... na to rememba weytin u read
if too say na jst reading boiz 4 no de fail exam

the boy no suppose de skul nw??

watching in ma rear view mirror as tribal bigotry will ensue
and as Daddy Freeze will react

d boy who completed the mini-triathlon
u can see the determination in his eyes

bt the 1 dah really gat me is the son making his dad's dream come true

would want to do sometin lyk dah 4 ma mom

mak una free d guy


hin no wan b part of defeated team or mak dem blame am wen chelsea lose match cus hin no score

very soon fulani killings won't be news again
nigerians would be like


reporter: fulani herdsmen kill 12


Nigerians be like:only 12 dah wan no b news again na


we go all soon tire 4 d news

dope ride.


naija is still celebrating 36m stolen

d way naija pple de find humor in everytin is very funny

serious matter lyk dis naim dem don turn to national joke

pesin wey do d tatoo suppose return her money


e no evn look lyk davido


saggy tits



crazy gals all ova naija nw

bitch gat no excuse



blike me sef go try dis tin wit DJ CUPPY


wen i do,i nid our support NL

Troublemaker007:


I just consulted the gods Using ur moniker. Your piss is as useless as the “P” in Psychology.

your own moniker says it all* troublemaker*

so she the tink abt BBN wen she de maternity ward somebody borrow her sense pls

if garri no de their pesin wey do d survey d dead wrong
bsides wen chocolate and ice cream become food

evn Kenya don de do surgery well naim federal teaching hospitals 4 naija no de geh oxygen to give emergency patients



naija is a zoo!!!!


me wan commot frm naija go my village

so broke boiz mak una no too vex wen rich nigga collect una babe
payday might jst b ahead

so pesin no fit *piss* in *peace* again ni?? witout the fear of u making millions for somebody?


very soon pple go start to piss 4 their clothes because of these yahoo boiz dem

pocohantas:



Why are lots of men very intolerant of gays?
Is it the thought of a fellow man drilling your butt that freaks you out?

when i could be the one doing the drilling on a beautiful girl