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Enough of all these madness 😠

Exceed15:
She will enter the marriage now and become tiger.

That's just my problem with majority of them.
Imagine if she could sustain these her happy vibes all through 80% of her marriage.
I Love such eventful Ladies. Never a dull moment with them around.

Entertainment Center😂😂😂
May her heart desires be met. I Love her Energy
My humble appreciation to the Keyboardist and Guitarist. They're amazing.

blackbone989:
Imagine the boldness!!!!

😂😂😂😂

TOPCRUISE:
Is that a punishment for christians

😂😂😂😂😂

Usmanovic95:
If you call Buhari a colossal disaster, what will you call Tinubu?

Tinubu is yet to complete 2 years.
I know things may have gone south.
But I'm still hopeful that he knows what he's doing.
Remember, the economic projection of Buhari's disaster was that " the new president after Buahri would suffer the economic decisions of Buhari " and again Tinubu removed subsidy immediately on assumption because he knew there was no money to run Government again. The debt Buhari plunged Nigeria into, remains a mess.

I never expected Tinubu to immediately repair the damage.
It's always easier to destroy than build. That we all know.
Hence we must be careful at picking our leaders.
In fact, I knew it was an impending doom already waiting to explode.
In as much as I frown at the way he emerged, I still believe he has COMMON SENSE (better IQ) far more than Buhari. We can conclusively judge him after his first 4 years and may be 2nd tenure.

LastGiantAlive:
Of a Truth, this man called Tinubu is an empty vessel

How abeg🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
...na him wife I get personal beef with.
The only sin I hold against Tinubu, is the emergence of that colossal disaster called Buhari. Buhari has nothing, I mean nothing to offer, not even in afterlife.
Of all the Northerners whom I know are very sound, they could only find Buhari worthy just because he controls a large base of Alamajiri.

Natbrowny:
because side chicks are single and tend to pretend.

As a man, if a side chick gives u peace of mind. Just marry and the peace of mind disappears.

Simple & Correct

Zonefree:
The innocent cat will be wondering what specie of naive mental deranged human is that.

Honestly.
The Cat may be busy calling on his own god too

Ordinary Tom & Jerry Visited you.
Please I want to adopt that Cat (Tom).
Don't hurt it.
Again, FRSC suppose ban someone like you from driving for Life.
You don't deserve a Phone.
Your degree should be withdrawn if you are a graduate.

Thundafireseun:
Christianity is gradually becoming a huge problem….

Can this woman specify where it was written in the Bible or just keep her mouth shut ….

No wonder Jesus Christ himself said it will be easier for a Carmel to pass through the eye of a Needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven because all rich people are filled with lies and deceit

Specifically, Nigeria's kind of Christianity is now a crime.
It's not like this in the US, UK and Canada

planetx:
The average white American or European don't pay tithes and that is a fact.

I haven't paid since I was born.
And I have passed such unto my kids.
So, I don't know what Becky Enenche is talking about.

How can an Almighty God be interested in a human currency for Christ's sake?
Are we mad or what?
Can't we think for ourselves?
I haven't paid since I was born and I'm encouraging my kids not to pay such.
🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Which heritage and historic sites can Modi be shown around?
A country that is serious ought to have National sites which defines its heritage.
Such sites can attract cash inflow more than the black gold.
Rather, he would be confined to ASO ROCK Common Room for few days watching Aljazerra and CNN. Always propagating Beer Parlor baseless discussions.

FerrariE:
I lack funds to get what to cook. I would like to eat Beans with Rice . Thank you sir.
I can't remember the last time anybody asks me this kind of question maybe when I was a little child. From age 8 till now, nobody has ever asked me. I really appreciate you for this. I feel loved

So sorry about that.
Anyway, I Just realised you are probably the newest Nairalander except otherwise and you went ahead to create this Topic.
Are there specific reasons for such?

FerrariE:
Need help to feed. Someone pls help me. Im starving

What do you wanna eat today?

STARTER PACK for becoming a Pentecostal Pastor in Nigeria.
1. Get a Clean Haircut.
2. Locate a Good Tailor.
3. Recruit Jobless Graduates
4. Have a good command of English.
5. Ensure you can see beyond a Telescope
5. Have a sense of material glory around you.
6. Ensure you can speak in tongues and prophesy
7. Know how to exaggerate things especially instill fear.
8. Abreast yourself with the recent happenings around you.
9. Ensure you wear starched shirts and never sweat into them at any point.
0. Always know what each Nigerian age group desires from you & prophesy accordingly.

Ray07:
Sometimes you wonder why they don't immigrants as big as the country is with extended state across Canada and Hawaii.

4 or 5 countries suppose comot US.

That's the reason the UK and Germany are Masters of deportation.
The UK go collect money, visa fee, school fees yet deportation person later later😂
Careless waka for Germany fit earn you deportation.
However, Abeg no pray make dem divide America for me. 😂😂.

immortalcrown:
This airport be like the Nigerian refinery wey no dey work but dey get yearly allocation and workers dey get monthly payments.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I heard it's now used for counseling and prayers. No single economic benefit.
I have suggestions that can change the entire economic face of that airport.

Who has Wike's CV.....
Has he ever worked?
The known Resume'
From Roadside market women tax collector to Motorpark chairman to LGA chairman to Chief of Staff to Minster of state, to Governor to FCT Minister.
No single Chamber experience. Not even one!
A Barrister indeed, using Bully system to remain afloat.

sirBLUNT:
Ñigerians in the uk, are the most annoying set of people ever, their busy body with camera too much, you will hardly see nigerians in Àmerica or Canada doing such shenanigans

The UK is too small and tight hence any little rumble will filter into cities.
But the United States is like the contient of Australia, if not bigger .
Only Arizona state can swallow the entire South South and South East.

0ver 11 million have entered the United States illegally (across the border) in the past 5 years, yet such is not felt.

Searchlite1:
Nigerians are very resourceful

You call this being resourceful...😰😰🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

.....na so homelessness dey take start
Seems the UK doesn't have much Psyche facilities like the US...🤔🤔

Hmmmm
...since Yar 'adua of Blessed memory

koxyz:
The man for the job.

What Job please?
Can you be precise?

CrossRhodes:
both countries have lots of internet fraudsters, yes

True, I forgot.
Please update the statistics. 👍🏾👍🏾

For Night ??.
Diplomats no calculate time zone difference tell am..?
Such historical visits na usually day time things naaa.
Which kind darkness cover be that?

Historical relationship between the two countries..
One is a poor country while the other is a poorer country.
One handed over the baton of poverty to the other during Buhari's regime.
Both are densely populated and have a shared governance in recycling poverty.
Both countries practice open defecation as well as shot put.
Both countries rank 1st and 2nd in Internet Fraud globally.
Both have the largest slums on their respective continents (Makoko & Mumbai)
Both countries total about 1.7 Billion and they couldn't clinch a single Gold medal in the just concluded Paris Olympics.
Meanwhile, the US with 330 million people garnered 40 Gold medals.
Goes to show that it's not by Quantity but by QUALITY.

Visit may likely end in supporting the poorer one with KeKe Napep, nothing else.

These men are fast becoming content creators

faithfull18:
Trust is a fundamental part of relationship. Why would you marry someone you don't trust to be faithful

Did you know Trust can be compromised at any point in time, even by Virgins.
Please you Guys should think naaaa.
Life is not always Black or White.

Even some people who trusted their spiritual fathers ended up getting it rough. Think!

😂😂😂
Like if she slept with Ebanga Ekonga 😂😂😂.
Learnt he will be visiting Nigeria this festive period on an official visit.
Then his wife will be visiting Ghana.

Already looking like a Regular Lawless Ikwechegh Senator in anticipation of recklessness 😂😂

Steep:
That is a cult.

How?
How is it different from other churches and pentecostal business outlets?
At least dem they boost local industries by encouraging tailors and white garment makers