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Romance › Re: Bumps On Genital, Help! by APOPTOSIS: 9:07am On Feb 10, 2025
Folliculitis barbae of the Akpa'amu.
Can lead to furunculitis if left unchecked.
If further unchecked can lead to Fournier's gangrene a.k.a Idiopathic necrosis of the akpa'amu.
Politics › Re: Why Anyanwu Remains PDP Nat'l Secretary, By Ahamba by APOPTOSIS: 9:03am On Feb 10, 2025
Mike Ahamba still deyhuh
He should be up to 90 then..
Celebrities › Re: “My Wife Was Sending Her Nudes To Other Men” — Gospel Singer, Paul Nwokocha by APOPTOSIS: 8:56am On Feb 10, 2025
chiommy123:
You should be ashamed of yourself that your wife is looking for attention outside
Partners in crime identified.
See them coming out to defend their cohort.
Meanwhile they will never recommend their type to their younger brothers at homes
Celebrities › Re: “My Wife Was Sending Her Nudes To Other Men” — Gospel Singer, Paul Nwokocha by APOPTOSIS: 8:54am On Feb 10, 2025
Simple.
Supported
Celebrities › Re: Once A Woman Stresses Me I Leave - Timaya by APOPTOSIS: 4:50am On Feb 10, 2025
A Perfect man.
That's how to deal with nowadays ladies.
IF only that Dr. Ikenna had left the entire USA for that inferno, he would have possibly gotten a better lady and moved on. Such a brilliant and handsome dude, wasted just like that.

Men should start learning to walk away.
Don't brag do you know me with these ladies. These ladies are tormentors of the Galaxies.
Always have reserve cash in your pocket. That should be for your life as a man.
Health › Re: Paramedics Use Tow Truck To Transport 300kg Obese Woman To Hospital In Thailand by APOPTOSIS: 12:11am On Feb 10, 2025
Dem for use FORKLIFT
Health › Re: "I Can't Stop Eating Tissue. Am I The Only Person Who Likes It?" A Lady Asked. by APOPTOSIS:
They are fast coming out nowadays.
When we tell people that we don't know what we date these days, they call us names.
That suicidal Doctor may have taken such home.
No where is an exemption, not even the churches.
Politics › Re: Native Doctor, Akwa Okuko Tiwaraki N'oba Arrested By Anambra State Govt(video) by APOPTOSIS: 1:39pm On Feb 09, 2025
The Lawlessness across Nigeria has to stop. If we don't descend on these senseless individuals
Health › Re: Does Anyone Know What This Growth Is? by APOPTOSIS: 1:25am On Feb 09, 2025
Oral Mucocele
Christianity Etc › Re: See 21 Arab Christians Praising Christ Before They Were Beheaded By Muslims by APOPTOSIS: 12:31am On Feb 09, 2025
I respect Arabs that are Christians more than those acclaimed Christians.
They are usually more radical & decisive.
Southern Nigeria Christianity is not different from a Ponzi scheme. The truth always hurts
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Drags Woman By Hair Like Stubborn Goat During Deliverance (Photos) by APOPTOSIS: 9:34pm On Feb 08, 2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well-Deserved. Dividends of a lawless and senseless country.
Same woman will challenge her hubby to a serious bout but will never confront her pastor dragging her like a Ram.

Human Categories you can never advice successfully:
1. A woman in Love.
2. A Wealthy Uneducated man.
3. A woman that follows a Prophet.
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Policemen Assault Pregnant Woman Over Third Party Insurance by APOPTOSIS: 7:00pm On Feb 08, 2025
Lawless Animal Society for a reason.
See the country DaddyFreeze they encourage diasporans to return kom meet.
Peak of Lawlessness
Crime › Re: Videos Of Police Officers Assaulting Pregnant Woman Over Insurance Policy by APOPTOSIS:
Lawless Animal Society for a reason.
See the country DaddyFreeze dey encourage diasporans to return kom meet.
Say Nigeria don better. 4me Nigeria was never this bad, not even during the military.
During the military there was law and order.
Just see Lawlessness & senselessness everywhere
Peak of Lawlessness. This is the reason we are the loudest in diaspora.

I was thinking it is poverty that drives Nigerians into such until I visited Uganda.
Ugandans are very poor. Exchange rate is like $1 = 3000, yet see the serenity among them. No single Lawlessness across their airports. Ethiopians are far poorer than Nigerians, yet no single airport staff at Bole' airport would stop to demand bribe or coerce you. Dey don't have ur time at their airports. Everything moves so fast.
Romance › Re: Girl Flogs Boyfriend Like Thief After Catching Him With Another Lady (Photos) by APOPTOSIS: 6:53pm On Feb 08, 2025
Thank God na cane this one carry come.
Her mates dey carry Knife and Sniper waka.
Start understanding that women run on emotions.
Everything about them is tied around emotions.
Treat them with caution. Set your boundaries.
They can be deadly in split of seconds.
After which, they regret their actions.
Avoid them if possible until you're ready to add confusion to your life.
Celebrities › Re: Nkem Owoh Celebrates 70th Birthday by APOPTOSIS: 6:49pm On Feb 08, 2025
Happy Birthday, Sir.
Age well, Ichie
Romance › Re: Ex-Girlfriend Destroys All Of Man's Shoes After Breakup (Photos) by APOPTOSIS: 6:42pm On Feb 08, 2025
Some of you Guys never want to study women.
The woman is the only creation of God whose heart beating event is based on emotions.
Everything about a woman has got emotions around it.
Before you enter into any mind-blowing romantic treaty with any lady...u must understand that, that woman can be your worst enemy just in a split of seconds.
Therefore, start treating her utmost caution. Never divulge valuable information to her.
Never reveal aspirations and monetary plans to her. Don't discuss your family with her. She should never near you phone or pick your calls. Draw your line immediately to make her know it. Give her visitation time and warn her against impromptu visits.

It takes one episode of emotional outburst to see what that Guy just experienced.
Be warned. They don't think like men.
Celebrities › Re: Gospel Singer, Paul Nwokocha’s Second Wife Returns Bride Price, Ends Marriage by APOPTOSIS: 1:14pm On Feb 08, 2025
Creamypie:
Marrying a second wife without adultery from first wife is adultery, a sin b4 God. A pastor for that matter
And you witnessed God signing this constitution. Sometimes the way you Guys type even in old age without pausing to reflect on extraterrestrial things is amazing.
The same Bible tells you know one has seen God, and that means no one has heard from God. Yet a Nigerian pastor will tell you he heard from God and you will head home believing. Yet you believe everything people wrote down telling you they heard from God. What if Chinua Achebe and Soyinka had told us they heard from God and their books of folktales were fixed into verses and chapters?
Would you have rejected their gods?

How are we sure these gods of men didn't hear from the devil at some point?
How were they able to test the voices they heard since no one has ever seen God or the devil? Which language does God speak?
Is God a Christian, Muslim or Hindu?
Ask your self questions for once.
Challenge your intellect. An unexamined life is not worth living. Religion instills fears and makes people dumb preventing them from questioning things.
Travel › Re: The Horrors On The Desert And Mediterranean Routes by APOPTOSIS: 6:23pm On Feb 06, 2025
Hmmmmmmm
Politics › Re: Britain Is Our Home, It's Not A Hotel: Kemi Badenoch (photos/video) by APOPTOSIS: 6:02pm On Feb 06, 2025
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She knows what it means to have a lawless country. Please avoid that.
Celebrities › Re: Veteran Nollywood Actor Columbus Irosanga is dead by APOPTOSIS: 2:29pm On Feb 06, 2025
This one get as eeee be now oo
This is too much oo
Sports › Re: The GOAT @ 40: Football Unites To Celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's Big Day by APOPTOSIS: 9:15pm On Feb 05, 2025
He maketh me to Lie in Green Pastures and he troubleth my souL🤣🤣🤣

Sports › Re: The GOAT @ 40: Football Unites To Celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's Big Day by APOPTOSIS: 9:07pm On Feb 05, 2025
emmabest2000:
The FRAUD matched the jersey colour grin grin grin
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remind Pendu that we have 2026 & 2030 World Cups around the corner. He needs to be there.
He must prove himself.
Sports › Re: The GOAT @ 40: Football Unites To Celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's Big Day by APOPTOSIS: 9:02pm On Feb 05, 2025
Softmen:
He is not Tinubu who Riggs elections
How was Pendu able to avoid these countires but played Luxembourg, Lithuania, Estonia every week?
He wanted to become gOAT through the back door..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sports › Re: The GOAT @ 40: Football Unites To Celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's Big Day by APOPTOSIS: 8:54pm On Feb 05, 2025
GOAT that avoided the entire South American Continent including ordinary Mexico.
Same Goat avoided France, Germany, Italy and England. Only met Spain and Drew the Match 3:3.

Meanwhile, same Goat plays Luxembourg and Macedonia every month. Luxembourg paid with their Lives.
A Goat that rigs to play FiFa-Less Nations🤣
When last did Pendu play Brazil, Uruguay,
Argentina, France, Germany, Italy and Spain...and if her ever did, did he win?

Just imagine MESSI playing Luxembourg in his Prime? It would have been tagged a Cheat mode

Sports › Re: The GOAT @ 40: Football Unites To Celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's Big Day by APOPTOSIS: 8:47pm On Feb 05, 2025
Angelfrost:
Trophies are not individual achievements...They are the glory and efforts of several hardworking individuals.
Individually, Ronaldo's numbers are simply IMPOSSIBLE!
Did you say same when Ali Daei of Iran occupied the position of the player with the highest calender goal?
Did he ever win any Ballon D'or or any trophy for his country? Yet he scored most Calender goals.

Did you ever bring up Individual performance when Juninho outnumbered everyone scoring the highest number of freekick goals.
Same Juninho usually came from the bench for Brazil in his prime.

Football is not just about Tap-Ins and Penalties.
You have to be a god in the game or a PLAYMAKER.
Sports › Re: The GOAT @ 40: Football Unites To Celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's Big Day by APOPTOSIS: 8:41pm On Feb 05, 2025
omoredia:
Where is his world cup 😆
Let's start with Junior world cup first, then move to world Olympic medal.
A gOAT without all these should be tagged rigged.
Sports › Re: The GOAT @ 40: Football Unites To Celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's Big Day by APOPTOSIS:
Which GOAT?
Sorry Penalty gOAT..

Penaldians are yet to understand that CAF, COPA, and EURO are in the same category.
The only tournament ahead of them is the World Cup. Even the Junior World cup is still higher than Euro.
Olympics Medal is more of planet earth than Euro. Even the Female World Cup is more of planet earth than Euro and Champions league.
How can there be a GOAT without any world trophy? Not even a Junior worldcup
Penaldians need to go back and reflect on Geography. It's such a shame

Career › Re: Policewoman Retires After 35 Years Of Service. See Reaction (Photos) by APOPTOSIS: 7:45pm On Feb 05, 2025
Amen!


By the way, it's so unfortunate that a Nigerian Police officer would finish 35 years of service and move to apply for an asylum in Canada.
That's the news making rounds. It's despicable.
This policeman was denied visa for aligning himself with an institution that is adjudged to be the most corrupt in Nigeria.
Asylum is for those fleeing wars or political assassination and not for government retirees.
The shame dey shame me.
Politics › Re: Unknown Men Stormed My House, Looking For My Husband, Chika Nwoba - Wife Cries by APOPTOSIS: 7:41pm On Feb 05, 2025
Gabby50:
Sometimes, I feel like ending my life
Don't be in a haste to die, after all we all are heading towards it. Look for a way to slow yours, however it remains inevitable.
Romance › Re: Lady Licks Boyfriend’s Toes Like Candy To Prove Loyalty (Photos) by APOPTOSIS: 7:30pm On Feb 05, 2025
Categories of people you never advice
1. A Lady in Love.
2. A Wealthy Uneducated man.
3. A Woman that follows a Prophet.

These categories suffer what we call
"Brain in ano"

These kinds of people fall into traps even when they would have assisted you in setting same trap.
Culture › Re: Olorile of Orile Ifo Humiliates 73-Year-Old Man, Says ‘You’ll Die ..' by APOPTOSIS: 7:19pm On Feb 05, 2025
ChristineC:
everybody boasts they own police or military or whatever government forces they can recall.
this is the byproduct of weak institutions and strong individuals.
Exactly.
It's called Lawlessness.
When you find Policemen and Army escorting Idiots and Trailers in Nigeria what did you expect.
A country where Military escort Animal produce for selfish gains.
Even touts carry policemen around.
That's despicable and zooish
Culture › Re: Olorile of Orile Ifo Humiliates 73-Year-Old Man, Says ‘You’ll Die ..' by APOPTOSIS: 7:18pm On Feb 05, 2025
McDoe:
In saner climes, this stupid traditional whatever will be arrested for right infringement, assault and criminality. Death threats and wicked intimidation are serious crimes

Bastard!! Oba my foot!!!
Such men never leave Nigeria.
They do well in that lawless country
If you offer such a man GreenCard, he will reject.
People like WIKE dread living abroad rather they send their kids.

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