₦airaland Forum

rocgirl:
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Silverbird
Group, Mr. Ben Murray-Bruce, on Monday declared
his intention to represent Bayelsa East Senatorial
District in the National Assembly. With his declaration, Murray-Bruce has the likes of
Senator Barigha Amange, Clever Ikisipo to
contend with for the senatorial seat. Though Murray-Bruce is from Akassa speaking
group of Brass Local Government where the
senatorial seat has been zoned to, Amange
cautioned recently that zoning should not be at
the expense of merit and experience. Ikisipo on his part said there was no zoning in
the Bayelsa East, insisting that there was never a
time stakeholders discussed zoning in the district. Murray-Bruce said if his people believed in him
and support his aspiration, he would ensure he
sponsored bills to tackle poverty in the country. He said, “I am running for the Senate because I
am interested in the laws of our land; I am
interested in making change and I am not
interested in business as usual. “I have always been concerned about the
poverty of the mind, about women who are not
being protected, children who are being raped,
men who are paedophiles, a society where there
is no order, we must bring order to our society. “There are too many poor people living under the
bridge. Nigeria is too rich for people to be poor
and Nigeria is too poor for the super upper class
to be so rich. That has to stop.” He regretted that most wealthy Nigerians were
not paying their taxes, insisting that if they were
paying their taxes, it would be rare to see an
individual having three private jets. He added, “If they pay their taxes, an individual
will not have three private jets and the poor man
on the street will have a chance to make a living.
There is no way I will be a happy seeing my
children go to private school and my staff do not
have their children at school and cannot eat three meals a day. “This society will explode and implode, there will
be violence, there will be mayhem, unless
politicians start thinking rationally.”

Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/murray-bruce-declares-for-senate-laments-widespread-poverty/

He has my vote

fighalo:
Went to an Eater wit ma ex in her area. Her phone was ringing every minit. so I ask who was dat.. she showd me d phone, jst numb no name.. she said its one guy o, dat d guy is jst disturbin her.
dat d guy said he saw her numb nd pix on a billboard.
she even asked me if I wil lyk to talk to d guy.. base on quiet boi wey I b, I refused. d call kept comin, na I vex collect d phone.. oh mhen u need to see hw dis girl dive my hand, she begin dae drag phone wit me oo.
Afraid catch me

Heard dis one before...lol all dis gals re funny sha