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'My love, please hear my words and do not harden your heart. Go, tell my people I come quickly. No man shall know the appointed hour.' He weeps and sobs profoundly, as he gazed upon a world condemned by sin. 'Tell them my kingdom is empty.For many are called to my rest, but few chose to enter. Tell those who are called by my name, that they bring me to an open shame, when they turn again and again from my ways. Let them know I come only for my Holy people, and not the half-hearted. My heart is heavy, because Hell was not built for humanity, but for satan and his demons, yet many walk the tunnels to hell. Let them know my love endures forever and it pains me to see them like this. Come into my arms, for I am your Safety. Though your sins be as scarlet, I will wash you as white as snow. Come home before it's too late. Please my love, tell them to come home.'
and Jesus wept.

"Hello darling!" she calls through the phone. (when she picks your call which was actually an intended flash.)
"Hey babe. How you doing?" You reply, struggling to keep the annoyance from your voice.
"I'm ok. Just thinking about you. What're you doing?"
"Nothing! Just sitting around thinking about you too." You turn down the volume on the match between age Man utd and Arsenal. The both of you go into some long conversation you're not completely paying attention to until she says,  "Honey, "
"yeah?"
"I, could you send me a recharge card?"
"Er-yeah sure! No wahala."
"Thank you darling."
And when you do finally send the 750# card, we know the drill now; she flashes, then you call(mumu!). It seems to me that the executives at MTN, really did their homework well. Now every where you go, you see guys talking for hours and hours, and hours,  And when you ask them, 'guy what's up now?be like say you bado this chick well well!' They just look at you and say these magic words 'MAGIC NUMBER'. Mtn has managed to solve a very prominent problem in this country. Some years ago, it was free night calls were with just I00 naira in your phone, you could talk from 12am to 4:30am free of charge! The major  problem with that one is that if you dey use am to call chick way you just newly toast, guy! you don fall your hand. It's as good as plastering on your forehead, 'POVERTY; PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK'.
But with magic number, even if the tendency for falling of hand is still there(no be your mates dey burn credit calling their babes for five hours?), your dignity fit still dey intact, because if you dey call am 24/7 like that, the girl go feel say 'man! This guy must really dig me.' That one na just no 1 advantage. NO 2; at least your mind go dey settled say your babe no go fit get liver, ask you for recharge card! Wetin go bring that kin play now? You na two dey talk day and night, through bad network and low battery. Abeg e, Guy! relax your mind. Nothing dey happen.

@mr cork. Me? i be plantain boy na.

Then in what century will they be?

It could happen to anybody. What do you do when ur bue seems to enjoy being in the company of your friend more than they do in yours, and they tell you nothing's going on between them. It may seem to be true and you're not so sure.