Bro, do DNA tests on those kids to be sure they are yours. If u don't have money, borrow the money or collect loan and do the tests now! So u don't end up raising another man/men child/ren.

Dat second pic tho, Vaseline crew at the ready

HolySteph:

She said “Yoruba Demon”.

Igbo ninja

The boy na mumu.. the girl dey give other sharp niggas the honey to eat while he is here doing brilliant student/good Samaritan. He better face his studies and if he must assist her with her assignments, she must pay monetary or in kind.

Father4all:
What Jean is 20k?Abeg, park well

There are jean that is more than 20k oh. Some jean are sold about 100k in Nigeria.

Change that topic to helping people not helping the poor.
My family suffered something similar. My parents lend a helping hand to a church member who attends the same church with them. She is from the same tribe/ethnic group as my dad. They were throw out of a government residence in idi-araba, mushin where they resided. And we decided to accommodate this woman last son. Which we did for more than 5years.
During that period their late father pension due to errors was not paid after his demise for many years. My parents used their contacts to assist in getting this pension paid to them. The first son of this woman after collecting the money ran away with it leaving his mom homeless.
After what he did, my parents still helped in securing apartment in the same compound for her and her last son so they can have a place to live.
Guess what they did! Within a year this people change and showed my family their true characters. They became hostile, picked quarrels with all the neighbors including my family.
This woman first son after squandering all his father pension came back to stay with the mom. He was the catalyst that started all the problems in the compound. These people fought every tenants in the compound.
They are not the first to stab my family in the back after rendering assistance. Many have done the same but not on scale that this woman and her sons have done.
This has really change my perception about helping people most especially people from the same tribe/ ethnic group as me.

Neva in ur life allow strange women know u build and own a house e get why oh. Rent a room apartment for ur philandering. Still stay in ur house and use that rented apartment for ur nacking.
But I will advice u to be careful the kind of girls u allow around u.

Rent an apartment or build a second house, Every man needs his privacy. Hope the house u built where ur parents lived have all documents in ur own name and not in ur parents names? E get why; as some siblings will be eyeing the house thinking it is their parents and therefore family property.
Building another house will make u channel more funds into it n indirectly reduce the wasteful spendings on these girls.
Having more fixed assets is wealth oh. And make sure all ur fixed assets is in ur name alone.

Welcome to premier League Leicester city.
Chelsea might go down to championship if they don't get their act together in a season or two.

I really pity men wey like to wash plate >spits<
Dem don wash nonsense tire with their tongue.

Justdogood:


A key that opens many padlock is seen as a master key. While a padlock that is opened by many keys is seen as a useless and good for nothing key.

Master key 🗝️ (gbola) that open many padlocks🔓(kpekus)

Dem be correct thief upon all the 53.75 naira deducted for card maintenance. Dem no fit pay 14m as tax.
53.75naira × 12months= 645 naira
Now multiply that 645 naira by 1 million people for example that a whopping 645 ,000,000 naira.
Am using just 1m people for a year being tax 53. 75 for card maintenance which ironically it we, the people that actually maintained the card in our wallets.
Just 14m tax 6 branches of the bank can't pay. It is a big shame.

NairaOcean:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUXX_0fRKxA
A Nigerian woman was seen joyfully dancing with her elderly white husband following their wedding ceremony. The video of their spirited dance has swiftly gone viral, igniting a storm of mixed reactions from viewers worldwide.

Ha ! I pity that old man waist. Can he handle her energy? Can he cope with her sex drive /energy? God help him if he live another five years without heart attack ending him.

Seunpapa65:
BEN was dark & Broke but when BEN meet CHELSEA BEN WHITE 😂.

CHEL was Blind but after CHEL received 5 slaps from ARSENAL CHELSEA 😂😂😂.

Nice one

Hermaphrodite2:
we just dash you people ni o

we don't want that yeye man city to carry the league again

goal difference can actually make the difference, na why we open our yansh.

can't you notice that is y we told cold palmer to fake illness

Sharrap ya mouth. Arsenal beat Chelsea neatly and besides who want ya yansh, arsenal no be gay. They flog all opponents and use them clean ground.

[quote author=BigYash post=129578135]U no get plate to put the swallow? See as you leave am on top table . You go pack all the meat inside the pot to snap photo.. It’s okay o[/quote
After snapping na to return the meat back for pot and put one small ponmo for the plate with the soup use eat the fufu.

No try am abeg, no try am
The day I try sleeping naked, the useless nepa or is it phcn took decided to take back their electricity supply when i was deep in my sleep.
Within hour after they took electricity, mosquitoes made a sumptuous meal of me . Since then I don't sleep naked without clothes on.

If she can swallow that large morsel of fufu, I won't be surprised if she bj a large dick with massive girth.

Mastermindfixu:
My girlfriend and I have been together a little over a year, and it's always been rocky. We've broken up many times (almost always me with her) but then we end up back together in a few days.
She has never hit me until today, and then suddenly slapped me after she held my shirt and pinned me against the wall. FYI - I did nothing to her in retaliation . However, I feel pained and disappointed by her action.

Reason - she saw me with a lady who was supposed to apply for the post of a chef at our residence and thought I was having an affair .

I explained myself and next best thing she said to me was that she is done with the relationship.

What do I do?

First class simp spotted.
You asking what to do?

AmazingGenius:


https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/energy/1587998-filling-stations-reduce-petrol-pump-price-naira-secures-exchange-rate/

Una dey craze for head
I thought it have drop from 650 to 500 not knowing it just 20 to 40 naira difference, and some zombies will laud this as some great news. Who do Nigerians like this

They should add picture editing or pic changing on that self service platform oh. The picture capture they did for me last year i still dey vex for that official till today.
See the way I look my head look like lollipop onto stick.
Hahah! How this officials dey sometimes capture person for picture eh.

Jennyclay:
May God bless the Ghanaian man.

Ghanaian men are more trustworthy than our criminal minded Nigerian men.

What goes through the mind of Nigerian men is to kill, rape and steal your money and property.

Nonsense men!!

Honestly, Nigerian men irritates me like hell

Thank God say ur brother na Nigerian man!

The wife look for alternative when the old 🐐 no fit ram her hard in bed. That why she cast her eye towards the monk🧘 knowing that he will kung fu her pussy to kingdom come.
All those monk wey their fitness level no be here.

That politician wife name sha, PrapoPORN.

Dis women of this generation IQ no exist and the sense for their head no reach agama lizard own. The only sense of reasoning na that v wey God put between their legs.
No man will marry a liability!!!

EreluRoz:
unquote me kos I've edited my post. Is that the only thing you saw

Madam no mind anybody talk ya mind. If u like sex, no need to pretend about it. All dem pretenders wey full this nairaland self.
Me l like sex a lot and I thank my stars am blessed with the stamina and strength for it.
No mind dem, speak ya mind.

PROPEACE:

Oga you better keep quiet and stop leading people into problems. When they end up with SS kids, you will not be there to help them.

In the other thread about bad neighbors. He was mute all thru the discussion. Conscience no allow him to comment. 🤔Maybe cos he is one of dem bad eggs.

When I want to get married, that is if I chose to. I will sit her down and discuss so many things and getting to know each other very well.
Issues that are germaine to our future like compatibility,; genotype, phenotype. Past life and likes and dislikes must be iron out.
Better to know ur better half now than to find out due to blind love when u get married.

Harddiskng:


Well i am not Lord Chosen lol and i support him, irrespective of the time try to close gate biko.

The info you provided has even made the situation worse, cuz according to you everyone knows that gate would be open at that particular time of the year.

I have a friend whose entire house was robbed new year’s day, similar situation.

It is not every situation you have to turn to tribalism or religious war, take the lesson and move on oga.

Am not turning any thing to tribal or religious war. If u live in a well secure environment; street u no get issues to worry about.
U claiming to support him shows ur one sided view.

DeltaBachelor:
I never wanted to involve church matter here but it's funny that the people in my story also attend that church. lol

Me I go involve church matter if necessary. Those lord chosen people are pure evil. Apologies to no one who attend or have anyone that is a member of that church.
If u notice when u have one or two living in a particular compound, they turn to scheming to oust tenants of other church or tribe who isn't from their part in other to bring more of their cronies into the house.
I pray neva to to live in the same compound with such people again. Na dem make me look at Christianity and shrug my shoulders at how they have belittle it.
I have live with core northerners in a compound I reside way back in the early 2000s, men those people were nice and the best neighbors ever. I stay with yorubas, edo, Delta, etcs a nd my experience with them made me know that there are nice people around us in this country.
One thing I notice especially with the Christians among those neighbors, none were lord chosen.
Those lord chosen people with their football pips I dey run fast from them.

Harddiskng:
Lol i am team mind your business.

At this point, Nigerians are such a people if you show care they either want to take advantage or start thinking na you do pass.

Besides the needy neighbors are always the careless ones as someone right put it. Biko, if your salt has finished; go and buy salt.

The main reason i hate being “available” to i neighbor is that at a point they start to know your movement, they know when you are in the house, when you are not in the house.

It is a security issue and dangerous situation.



Trust me it is better, best sef. If you continue giving trust them to continue asking. They would even think you are rich, if they want to rob anybody guess who would be atop the list.

If i were the one i would move out of such neighborhood. One thing I noticed my mother hated so much while growing up was people just hanging around the neighborhood doing nothing.

You go out and come back you see them on the street on benches playing draft, gisting, doing absolutely nothing whiling away time. That is the no-future gang, in a couple of years people are making progress they would be wandering why they are still on the same level. Discourage your family members from mixing with them.



The truth is that Some of you are too careless. In my apartment building it has been said times without number as you are going out close the gate!

Cuz you want to go for 5 minutes the security of the whole building should now be at risk faa. If anything was stolen you should be held responsible and made to refund.

Oga learn, as you are going out carry your key and close your house gate, biko!

I am sure you have been told severally, the Lord Chosen man is not wicked. You are just a careless human being, i take security seriously. If i were him I would pray for heavy rain to wash away your carelessness that day cuz it seems you haven’t learnt any lessons yet.

Are u normal at all? U must be very stupid for the rubbish u posted.
The neighborhood I reside is a gated street with tight security n the compound I reside we don't leave the door open once it 11 or 12 midnight it will be lock.
All neighbors in the compound knows and always leave the entrance door open when it is crossover night Dec 31 and it had always been that way since I moved into the compound.
This lord chosen crony do also attend croosover night every year except that particular night that year which he didn't attend the service. His family always attend croosover service and do come home around that early morning and the door is always left ajar thru which they gain entrance.
He was conscious of what he did and he heard my voice and knocking. If I were his family or fellow lord chosen cronies who resides in that same compound I bet u he will open the door for me.
So before typiing always read thru what others posted on this platform at least thrice for someone of low reading faculty like urs before opening ur offensive odor pit u call mouth of yours to comment. and I pray a heavy rain to fall and wash ur stupidity and senselessness away.
I will not be surprise if this fella is also a lord chosen crony. Banza, da iska.

Harddiskng:
Lol i am team mind your business.

At this point, Nigerians are such a people if you show care they either want to take advantage or start thinking na you do pass.

Besides the needy neighbors are always the careless ones as someone right put it. Biko, if your salt has finished; go and buy salt.

The main reason i hate being “available” to i neighbor is that at a point they start to know your movement, they know when you are in the house, when you are not in the house.

It is a security issue and dangerous situation.



Trust me it is better, best sef. If you continue giving trust them to continue asking. They would even think you are rich, if they want to rob anybody guess who would be atop the list.

If i were the one i would move out of such neighborhood. One thing I noticed my mother hated so much while growing up was people just hanging around the neighborhood doing nothing.

You go out and come back you see them on the street on benches playing draft, gisting, doing absolutely nothing whiling away time. That is the no-future gang, in a couple of years people are making progress they would be wandering why they are still on the same level. Discourage your family members from mixing with them.



The truth is that Some of you are too careless. In my apartment building it has been said times without number as you are going out close the gate!

Cuz you want to go for 5 minutes the security of the whole building should now be at risk faa. If anything was stolen you should be held responsible and made to refund.

Oga learn, as you are going out carry your key and close your house gate, biko!

I am sure you have been told severally, the Lord Chosen man is not wicked. You are just a careless human being, i take security seriously. If i were him I would pray for heavy rain to wash away your carelessness that day cuz it seems you haven’t learnt any lessons yet.

Are u normal at all? U must very stupid for the rubbish u posted.
The neighborhood I reside is a gated street with tight security n the compound I reside we don't leave the door open once it 11 or 12 midnight it will be lock.
All neighbors in the compound knows and always leave the entrance door open when it is crossover night Dec 31 and it had always been that way since I moved into the compound.
This lord chosen crony do also attend croosover night every year except that particular night that year which he didn't attend the service. His family always attend croosover service and do come home around that early morning and the door is always left ajar thru which they gain entrance.
He was conscious of what he did and he heard my voice and knocking. If I were his family or fellow lord chosen cronies who resides in that same compound I bet u he will open the door for me.
So before typiing always read thru what others posted on this platform at least thrice for someone of low reading faculty like urs before opening ur offensive odor pit u call mouth of yours to comment. and I pray a heavy rain to fall and wash ur stupidity and senselessness away.
I will not be surprise if this fella is also a lord chosen crony. Banza, da iska.