Justdogood: A key that opens many padlock is seen as a master key. While a padlock that is opened by many keys is seen as a useless and good for nothing key.
Master key 🗝️ (gbola) that open many padlocks🔓(kpekus)
Dem be correct thief upon all the 53.75 naira deducted for card maintenance. Dem no fit pay 14m as tax. 53.75naira × 12months= 645 naira Now multiply that 645 naira by 1 million people for example that a whopping 645 ,000,000 naira. Am using just 1m people for a year being tax 53. 75 for card maintenance which ironically it we, the people that actually maintained the card in our wallets. Just 14m tax 6 branches of the bank can't pay. It is a big shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUXX_0fRKxA A Nigerian woman was seen joyfully dancing with her elderly white husband following their wedding ceremony. The video of their spirited dance has swiftly gone viral, igniting a storm of mixed reactions from viewers worldwide.
Ha ! I pity that old man waist. Can he handle her energy? Can he cope with her sex drive /energy? God help him if he live another five years without heart attack ending him.
[quote author=BigYash post=129578135]U no get plate to put the swallow? See as you leave am on top table . You go pack all the meat inside the pot to snap photo.. It’s okay o[/quote After snapping na to return the meat back for pot and put one small ponmo for the plate with the soup use eat the fufu.
No try am abeg, no try am The day I try sleeping naked, the useless nepa or is it phcn took decided to take back their electricity supply when i was deep in my sleep. Within hour after they took electricity, mosquitoes made a sumptuous meal of me . Since then I don't sleep naked without clothes on.
Mastermindfixu: My girlfriend and I have been together a little over a year, and it's always been rocky. We've broken up many times (almost always me with her) but then we end up back together in a few days. She has never hit me until today, and then suddenly slapped me after she held my shirt and pinned me against the wall. FYI - I did nothing to her in retaliation . However, I feel pained and disappointed by her action.
Reason - she saw me with a lady who was supposed to apply for the post of a chef at our residence and thought I was having an affair .
I explained myself and next best thing she said to me was that she is done with the relationship.
Una dey craze for head I thought it have drop from 650 to 500 not knowing it just 20 to 40 naira difference, and some zombies will laud this as some great news. Who do Nigerians like this
They should add picture editing or pic changing on that self service platform oh. The picture capture they did for me last year i still dey vex for that official till today. See the way I look my head look like lollipop onto stick. Hahah! How this officials dey sometimes capture person for picture eh.
The wife look for alternative when the old 🐐 no fit ram her hard in bed. That why she cast her eye towards the monk🧘 knowing that he will kung fu her pussy to kingdom come. All those monk wey their fitness level no be here.
Dis women of this generation IQ no exist and the sense for their head no reach agama lizard own. The only sense of reasoning na that v wey God put between their legs. No man will marry a liability!!!
EreluRoz: unquote me kos I've edited my post. Is that the only thing you saw
Madam no mind anybody talk ya mind. If u like sex, no need to pretend about it. All dem pretenders wey full this nairaland self. Me l like sex a lot and I thank my stars am blessed with the stamina and strength for it. No mind dem, speak ya mind.
PROPEACE: Oga you better keep quiet and stop leading people into problems. When they end up with SS kids, you will not be there to help them.
In the other thread about bad neighbors. He was mute all thru the discussion. Conscience no allow him to comment. 🤔Maybe cos he is one of dem bad eggs.
When I want to get married, that is if I chose to. I will sit her down and discuss so many things and getting to know each other very well. Issues that are germaine to our future like compatibility,; genotype, phenotype. Past life and likes and dislikes must be iron out. Better to know ur better half now than to find out due to blind love when u get married.
Harddiskng: Well i am not Lord Chosen lol and i support him, irrespective of the time try to close gate biko.
The info you provided has even made the situation worse, cuz according to you everyone knows that gate would be open at that particular time of the year.
I have a friend whose entire house was robbed new year’s day, similar situation.
It is not every situation you have to turn to tribalism or religious war, take the lesson and move on oga.
Am not turning any thing to tribal or religious war. If u live in a well secure environment; street u no get issues to worry about. U claiming to support him shows ur one sided view.
DeltaBachelor: I never wanted to involve church matter here but it's funny that the people in my story also attend that church. lol
Me I go involve church matter if necessary. Those lord chosen people are pure evil. Apologies to no one who attend or have anyone that is a member of that church. If u notice when u have one or two living in a particular compound, they turn to scheming to oust tenants of other church or tribe who isn't from their part in other to bring more of their cronies into the house. I pray neva to to live in the same compound with such people again. Na dem make me look at Christianity and shrug my shoulders at how they have belittle it. I have live with core northerners in a compound I reside way back in the early 2000s, men those people were nice and the best neighbors ever. I stay with yorubas, edo, Delta, etcs a nd my experience with them made me know that there are nice people around us in this country. One thing I notice especially with the Christians among those neighbors, none were lord chosen. Those lord chosen people with their football pips I dey run fast from them.
At this point, Nigerians are such a people if you show care they either want to take advantage or start thinking na you do pass.
Besides the needy neighbors are always the careless ones as someone right put it. Biko, if your salt has finished; go and buy salt.
The main reason i hate being “available” to i neighbor is that at a point they start to know your movement, they know when you are in the house, when you are not in the house.
It is a security issue and dangerous situation.
Trust me it is better, best sef. If you continue giving trust them to continue asking. They would even think you are rich, if they want to rob anybody guess who would be atop the list.
If i were the one i would move out of such neighborhood. One thing I noticed my mother hated so much while growing up was people just hanging around the neighborhood doing nothing.
You go out and come back you see them on the street on benches playing draft, gisting, doing absolutely nothing whiling away time. That is the no-future gang, in a couple of years people are making progress they would be wandering why they are still on the same level. Discourage your family members from mixing with them.
The truth is that Some of you are too careless. In my apartment building it has been said times without number as you are going out close the gate!
Cuz you want to go for 5 minutes the security of the whole building should now be at risk faa. If anything was stolen you should be held responsible and made to refund.
Oga learn, as you are going out carry your key and close your house gate, biko!
I am sure you have been told severally, the Lord Chosen man is not wicked. You are just a careless human being, i take security seriously. If i were him I would pray for heavy rain to wash away your carelessness that day cuz it seems you haven’t learnt any lessons yet.
Are u normal at all? U must be very stupid for the rubbish u posted. The neighborhood I reside is a gated street with tight security n the compound I reside we don't leave the door open once it 11 or 12 midnight it will be lock. All neighbors in the compound knows and always leave the entrance door open when it is crossover night Dec 31 and it had always been that way since I moved into the compound. This lord chosen crony do also attend croosover night every year except that particular night that year which he didn't attend the service. His family always attend croosover service and do come home around that early morning and the door is always left ajar thru which they gain entrance. He was conscious of what he did and he heard my voice and knocking. If I were his family or fellow lord chosen cronies who resides in that same compound I bet u he will open the door for me. So before typiing always read thru what others posted on this platform at least thrice for someone of low reading faculty like urs before opening ur offensive odor pit u call mouth of yours to comment. and I pray a heavy rain to fall and wash ur stupidity and senselessness away. I will not be surprise if this fella is also a lord chosen crony. Banza, da iska.
At this point, Nigerians are such a people if you show care they either want to take advantage or start thinking na you do pass.
Besides the needy neighbors are always the careless ones as someone right put it. Biko, if your salt has finished; go and buy salt.
The main reason i hate being “available” to i neighbor is that at a point they start to know your movement, they know when you are in the house, when you are not in the house.
It is a security issue and dangerous situation.
Trust me it is better, best sef. If you continue giving trust them to continue asking. They would even think you are rich, if they want to rob anybody guess who would be atop the list.
If i were the one i would move out of such neighborhood. One thing I noticed my mother hated so much while growing up was people just hanging around the neighborhood doing nothing.
You go out and come back you see them on the street on benches playing draft, gisting, doing absolutely nothing whiling away time. That is the no-future gang, in a couple of years people are making progress they would be wandering why they are still on the same level. Discourage your family members from mixing with them.
The truth is that Some of you are too careless. In my apartment building it has been said times without number as you are going out close the gate!
Cuz you want to go for 5 minutes the security of the whole building should now be at risk faa. If anything was stolen you should be held responsible and made to refund.
Oga learn, as you are going out carry your key and close your house gate, biko!
I am sure you have been told severally, the Lord Chosen man is not wicked. You are just a careless human being, i take security seriously. If i were him I would pray for heavy rain to wash away your carelessness that day cuz it seems you haven’t learnt any lessons yet.
Are u normal at all? U must very stupid for the rubbish u posted. The neighborhood I reside is a gated street with tight security n the compound I reside we don't leave the door open once it 11 or 12 midnight it will be lock. All neighbors in the compound knows and always leave the entrance door open when it is crossover night Dec 31 and it had always been that way since I moved into the compound. This lord chosen crony do also attend croosover night every year except that particular night that year which he didn't attend the service. His family always attend croosover service and do come home around that early morning and the door is always left ajar thru which they gain entrance. He was conscious of what he did and he heard my voice and knocking. If I were his family or fellow lord chosen cronies who resides in that same compound I bet u he will open the door for me. So before typiing always read thru what others posted on this platform at least thrice for someone of low reading faculty like urs before opening ur offensive odor pit u call mouth of yours to comment. and I pray a heavy rain to fall and wash ur stupidity and senselessness away. I will not be surprise if this fella is also a lord chosen crony. Banza, da iska.
Aragon001: I had such an experience too. It happen I think 4 or 5 years ago and till now if I remember this event I dey boil inside. It happen on Dec 31 cross over night and u know that night till daybreak, people hardly sleep and the compound entrance is left open for those that went to church or gone out. I went out to greet my street neighbors just outside my compound which have no gate and the useless and evil neighbor of mine close the door immediately I went out. After a while gisting with my street guys, I decided to retire to my abode only to notice the door is lock. I knock for several minutes up to thirty minutes and this particular neighbor was inside his apartment playing church song on sound system and ironing his clothes. The most painful part is that his apartment is the first went u enter the building. He heard the knocks but refuse to open the door. It was another neighbor at the back who came out that time heard the knocking and calling that open the door for me. This evil neighbor of mine is a lord chosen church member and an elder in that church. If u see how this fellow carry church for head eh , u will think he is a saint. Since that time I no longer regard him ever again. Those lord chosen people, I fear them!
And these neighbor of my and his fellow tribal cronies in my compound don't want another tenant from other tribes to move in to that compound and if u were living there they will frustrate u to leave and try getting the landlady to throw u out by using every means necessary to see to that. You can guess the tribe am talking about that are the most members of lord chosen.
I had such an experience too. It happen I think 4 or 5 years ago and till now if I remember this event I dey boil inside. It happen on Dec 31 cross over night and u know that night till daybreak, people hardly sleep and the compound entrance is left open for those that went to church or gone out. I went out to greet my street neighbors just outside my compound which have no gate and the useless and evil neighbor of mine close the door immediately I went out. After a while gisting with my street guys, I decided to retire to my abode only to notice the door is lock. I knock for several minutes up to thirty minutes and this particular neighbor was inside his apartment playing church song on sound system and ironing his clothes. The most painful part is that his apartment is the first went u enter the building. He heard the knocks but refuse to open the door. It was another neighbor at the back who came out that time heard the knocking and calling that open the door for me. This evil neighbor of mine is a lord chosen church member and an elder in that church. If u see how this fellow carry church for head eh , u will think he is a saint. Since that time I no longer regard him ever again. Those lord chosen people, I fear them!
DNA test should be made compulsory even before birth. It can be done and must be done. Paternity fraud should be made a crime punishable under the law. It is becoming a menace all over the world. To the nairaland female members here, what is ur take on it?
Aragon001: Going through every comments on this topic posted just two ladies comments( Abi na one, the other one just laugh ) Put a topic abt equal right with man for marriage, na dem go full pass, circling like vultures on carrion.
Going through every comments on this topic posted just two ladies comments( Abi na one, the other one just laugh ) Put a topic abt equal right with man for marriage, na dem go full pass, circling like vultures on carrion.
Going through every comments on this topic posted just two ladies comments( Abigail na one, the other one just laugh ) Put a topic abt equal right with man for marriage, na dem go full pass, circling like vultures on carrion.
I can't see my self going on my knee to ask a woman hand in marriage. I rather stand as a man and propose to her. If she expects me to go on my knee, she is wasting her time not my.
fergieboy: Well my friend case was different cox I’m not married yet
He married as poor man When the wife carry belle born Everywhere burst
He built a new house Establish his wife
He is now a landlord and owns a business
In this case I will say his wife brought blessings to him
While for some it the opposite. Man doing well, having good money making business and living well. On getting married, his life change. Business starts to fail, and starts losing so much money, bad health sets in and now he has nothing. Some women are blessings to their husband and some a curse and plague on the life of their spouse. God help men to get a partner especially one whose glory hasn't being traded for Brazilian hair and iPhone.