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HumbledbYGrace: The rare gem, its been a while we 'said hi' to each other. How's your weekend?

My weekend was..... hmmn... it's over jor. I guess you had a swell time. I'm hopeful for a fruitful new week starting tomorrow.

A pleasant night rest to you sisters. :*

Hmmm.... I'm alright, Mintayo.

I hear you o, Madam Ada.

Hi, Sal C and that 1 guest.

Grace.

aManFromMars: Stop waiting for the light to appear and turn yours on.

The wires refuse to connect.
Hello, Mr Mars. I perceive you're enjoying your weekend.

Minty Tayo, how're you doing?

Am I still in the Jokes Section??

Wrong section for this trash.

Good evening.

Ever felt like there's only more darkness at the end of the tunnel...?

Will search for this movie. Tyler produces worthwhile movies.

Walking by faith and not by sight. Nice one.

A slight deviation though, are you saying it was part of God's plan all along that Rebecca and Jacob would have to act in deceit to get Isaac's blessings?

Lol.

El Guapo: Mama Raregem: How was school today my daughter?

Raregem: It was fine mummy

Mama Raregem: What were you taught in school today?

Raregem: Agricultural science, they taught us what is desert, A desert is a place region were grass doesn't grow

Mama Raregem: That's my girl, I'm proud of you. Now give me one example of desert

Raregem: Daddy's head

Lol.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You know its a good thing u're back, just a good thing [/color]

Thanks, dearie... although I didn't really leave.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]We can decide to tell ourselves otherwise, but take a look at your accounts first and aske what exactly these words 'Public Relation Expenses' means [/quote]

You'll fear fasting na.

Just got wind of this section. Do you think it's weird that I have no idea what Naruto is?

Well, there's humour in it. So Chukwudi's all mouth?

HumbledbYGrace: May the Lord be with you in this trying times.
Then I walk away, when I get home....
Hello to you ma'am

Right back at you ma'am.

Night, love. Still got some browsing to do.

ATMC: u r not my fwend again

Ahem. I've had dinner, thanks. And you? You went to church today?

Hello to those who are spying.

@ the house, my sister just asked me something and it goes thus: So your childhood best friend walks up to you and confesses that she's a witch who has been trying to kill you since forever, but she's been warned that if she doesn't stop, she will die. So finally, she tells you that she hates your guts and wishes you will go to hell. What would be your first reaction?

ATMC: lol @hauz of zombies erm bloke r yhu a zombie? justasking
@raregem where yhu bin dey since na?

I just dey jor. Hw's u na?

gal10: HEllo everyone! please think about this: "if everyone in church was mandated to be like you for one month, talk like you, pray like you, eat like you, do all d things u do both in secret and public, what will d church be like? better or worse?" that's what d speaker gave us think about in service today.

Uhm, some days are better than some. So assuming it's on the better days, we're good to go. But I like the variety in life. Guess the message here is that we should strive to be on our best behaviour always.

ATMC: heyyyy, how yhu dey

Was that for me? I'm kicking, dearie.

Whether you gave her 3000 or 1,000,000 crdt, that's your wahala. She asked and you gave, she didn't force you. I guess if she doesn't spend the crdt on you, it shows how important you are to her.

Person said she spends her crdt on her friends, on browsing and flashes her parents, you say that's trash. What exactly are you waiting to hear??

PS: Find someone who cares enough to call you whether you send them crdt or not and stop living in the past. Simples.

Babes, happy birthday. You suppose don know say I like God things well well. So I pray you experience the Almighty God in a more intimate way this new year and your life will never remain the same. Oya, where's the cake at?

Gewd evening.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi

Cassava? Farm? You know i'm not gonna dignify that blatant lie with a response

But its okay now, come give Dad a kiss, he did miss ya [/color]

I understand, I'll keep shut. Your secret's safe with me.

Dad ke? Kiss ko? You get to have a cheesy smile. Missed ya too.

Keep dreaming, bro. Dreams do come true.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]My honeylump
Where you leave me go? [/color]

In search of greener pastures. I was tired of uprooting cassava on our farm.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]To all my non-Nigerian friends who are curious to know the meaning of ASUU strike; Well, its an annual festival done in Naija Universities where all the students stay at home...[/color]

Lol this.

Bin, Bin, Bin.

Funny joke. Also funny is Homesteady's siggy.