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Spoke my mind.

Me likey.

Owu gal:
resurrect the joke? well it never died. if you just read it, maybe you'd appreciate it, but not if you dont have a science background. so you can leave it. and i am telling you you better read it, cos a day will come when they'd perfect life and people would live to infinity and when that day comes and you are still alive, you better have some knowledge so that you can deal with the situation.

Humans, as in scientists, perfect life? Are you for real?

You seem very much interested in immortality, but you're looking at it from a wrong perspective.

But I actually found your post funny.

^^ loooooooool!

[quote author=££VICTOR££ link=topic=749285.msg9265862#msg9265862 date=1317631611]A girl fell down from 80th floor.

A boy caught her on 65th floor n asked her: "Will you hug me ?"
She replied: "No"
The boy dropped her.
She was caught on 30th floor by another boy. He asked her:"Will u kiss me?
She replied,"No not @ all"
He dropped er too.
She prayed for a last chance when a boy caught her on 5th floor.
She immediately said,"I will hug u & kiss u."
The boy dropped her saying,"Astaghfirullah! I'm fasting.

[/quote]Eh ya

*yawns*
Not in the mood for this dry yarns.

I think you've had a few too many drinks.

I'm a little shy.

creepy

Methuselah?

Not bad, poster.

@ last joke
Oh mi goodness.

Think this thread should be moved 'cause there is no iota of humour in it.

Lol at the Irish salesman.

I was here.

Wow, Studio the philosopher.

Wow, what a story.

*Holding a dangerously sharp two-edged machete*

Lemme tell you one harsh truth also, you are going to sleep outside tonight, waiting for that 'bush rat' to come back with the hippopotamus you killed b4 you enter this house.

*Bangs the door in his face*
Goodnight Papa.

Slightly correct.
Maybe Jamace?

Lol, you are jobless. I prefer harsh truths.

Chai! E don catch badt market.

Cool.

Hamid, I'm good. I see you spent October 1st indoors, eh ya.

@El
Ehm Papa, u haven't still answered my question. Wetin you bring come from farm? Else, you nor go enter this house today.

Whoa!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Hey Rare run Come hug Dad, am home!

Hamid how u went celebrating the Indepen. Day?![/color]

Papa welcome, wetin you bring come back from farm?

Very efficient service you have here, bartender. I've been waiting to get served since noon. Do you know how many women have put to bed since that time?

jackpot:
*serves her the sexy bottle of Amarula*

*grabs a chair and dumps my arse there*

And as for this bottle of Amarula, it's expired!!! Didn't you read the expiration date?!?!

I jump that swear and return it back to sender by fire by force

Obviously wrong.
Pkasso

Phew! What a day.

Thinking of how to stop his cravings for mosquitoes.

This was funny.

Girl, but dem just post this same thread just now.
Abi u nor see am? lol

@ poster
Funny joke