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1k chop food 🙄🙄🙄
When man no even know when he wan die he go con still dey chop 1k food in the name of saving rubbish. When you die bankers go flex with the money

Possibly food is cheap in your environment. For PH 1k food it not fit belleful you that is if you even see the 1k food buy

advanceDNA:
How can u be earning 300k and be eating 9k meal per day…?? Dont u understand the concept of cut your coat according to your cloth??

See ehn one push comes to shove…. U gats recalibrate until things improve……
With 300k with no extra for anyhwere …..u no suppose chop pass 1000 naira for meal if you want to have money left to do other meaningful things….if u chop pass 1k then u must skip afternoon or just take small snack wey no pass 500 naira

. pple earning less than 300k det build house ooooo… stay there make pant dey wear you….. dey use 9k chop…. Be like make i wipe u with oraimo cord..

Thank God she's not a Muslim
, many have been buried like that

Historyrewrites:
The incident highlights the importance of obtaining professional medical confirmation of death rather than relying solely on a pulse or breathing check performed by an untrained person. The precise medical explanation for the reported incident remains unclear based on the information available.

Keep on allowing them to join your military. You know who they are and you open your military to them

CyynthiaKiss:
May allah accept his Ibadah

The only reason IRAN is still breathing is because US want to play by international laws unlike Israel that don't give a damn. If you mess with Israel they won't give you a breathing space, they would come at you heavily unlike US whose activities are highly regulated through opposition parties, the press and international laws .


If the US takes this as real war, and suspend or ban any opposition and press, and use their might on Iran, believe me, Iran would be erased.

Funny enough even the so-called Israel unalive her enemies selectively while protecting the enemies citizens unlike Iran. Israel would go after your leaders and leave innocent citizens. Iran won't do that. Iran just don't have the ability to do what it has in mind while Israel and US got the ability but care about human lives

nairavsdollars:
Trump is just pretending. He knows Iran has hold him by the balls. Iran is not Venezuela or Nigeria.

Congratulations

Codevalley:
There’s something I’ve been thinking about seriously, and I feel I need to handle it carefully.

I have a girl I’m currently dating who has been staying with me. I had actually told her that she should go and come rather than make my place her permanent home.

Earlier this year, when her rent was due, she asked if she could move her things to my place. I said no at the time because I already knew that situations like this could eventually arise. Instead, I decided to assist her with part of her rent. The interesting thing is that the room is still available and currently has no occupant.

However, now that she is staying with me, whenever I bring up the issue of her going back to her place, she tends to avoid the discussion. Honestly, I’m getting tired of the situation, and at this stage, I feel confused about how best to handle it.

I have deliberately avoided using force or speaking harshly to her because I do not want to hurt or disrespect her. A friend even advised me to use force since she has been unwilling to leave, but I do not believe that is the right approach. I would rather handle the matter calmly and respectfully.

I have also tried to explain to her that asking her to return to her place does not mean that I am avoiding her or ending the relationship. I even suggested that she could come and stay with me at least three times a week, so that we could still spend time together while maintaining separate homes. My intention is to create some healthy space, not to reject her or make her feel unwanted.

At this stage of my life, I feel I need to be very intentional about marriage and the woman I eventually settle down with. I don’t want circumstances, convenience, or the fact that someone is already living with me to pressure me into settling for a relationship I’m not completely sure about.

The situation has also affected other potential relationships I was considering before now, and some of them have ended because of her presence in my life.

I care about her, but I also feel that I need some space and clarity to properly evaluate the relationship and decide whether she is genuinely the person I want to build my future with. I don’t think it is right for me to simply continue with the current arrangement because it has become convenient or difficult to change. At the same time, I want to resolve the situation peacefully, without force, insults, or unnecessary conflict.Those who had been in similar situation please how did you handle it?

This is a typical lifestyle of an average Nigerian girl

Evaress:
My sister, open your eyes. If your man is doing these ones, he is not a boyfriend, he is the Public Relations Officer for all women.

1. His phone is always on DND.
His phone is always face-down, on silent, on airplane mode, inside pocket, inside freezer. You can never see his screen. If you mistakenly touch his phone, he will jump like NEPA just bring light.

2. He has plenty female "besties" and "cousins".
Every girl is "just my friend," "na my sister," "na my cousin from my mother side." Oga has more sisters than Mary Slessor.

3. He is too sweet with words.
He sabi sweet talk pass Kilishi seller. "You are different," "I have never felt like this before" — sister, he has told 17 girls that same line this week.

4. He never posts you, but he is always online.
He can post his food, his shoes, his dog, his POS business, but he can never post you. Yet he is viewing all the big ikebe girls on Instagram story by 2am.

5. He is always busy on weekends.
Monday to Friday he loves you. Saturday and Sunday — "Babe I dey busy, I get family meeting." Family meeting every weekend? Na lie.

6. Different perfumes.
You will start perceiving different female perfumes on his shirt. He will say na his female colleague hug am. Sister, how many colleagues dey hug am per day?

7. He doesn't want to define the relationship.
If you ask "What are we?" he will say "Why you dey rush? Let things flow." Yes, things are flowing — flowing to 5 other girls.

8. His exes are still calling.
His phone will ring, "My ex just dey disturb me, I don block am." But every day ex dey disturb. You be INEC office?

9. He compliments every woman.
He will tell you your friend is fine, your sister is hot, even your mother looks young. Oga eye no dey rest.

My sister, na womanizer you dey date. Pack your slippers and run before he adds you to his WhatsApp broadcast list.

That's how it will continue and nothing will save you . Even after clearing off the loan , they will continue to debit any account that is linked to your BVN. That is what they did to me . They kept on debiting me , and in my mind, when the loan is fully cleared they will stop. But one morning, I saw another excess debit of almost 500k.

I had to rush to their office, wrote two letters and waited for a month plus before part of the excess was reversed. A percentage of it was taken as penalty for late payment

gomol:
I know I collected the convid 19 loan but wiping out my entire balance at this time (considering the economy situation) is wickedness.
OR
Am I the only one?

Coolgent:
Dear Oba my your life be like Tinubu's administration!

No matter how you pray it can never happen. It's our responsibility to take the government out of these evil leaders .
The oba eats from palace, he doesn't know anything about hardship.

We need to rice up and take this country from our evil leaders. Staying our houses while we pray and hope will never solve this . We must take action

dododawa1:
Nigerian passport holders can apply for electronic visas to travel to 54 countries and territories, according to a 2026 global passport evaluation.

The destinations include the United Arab Emirates, South Africa, Singapore, Qatar, Malaysia, Mauritius, Rwanda and Thailand.

An eVisa allows travellers to apply for and obtain a visa electronically instead of going through the traditional paper-based process.

The evaluation, by travel platform eVisas.io, also found that Nigerians can travel to 26 destinations without a visa, while five countries offer visas on arrival.

“For the remaining 125 countries, a traditional visa application is required before departure,” the platform said.

The 54 destinations listed as offering eVisas to Nigerians are:

United Arab Emirates
Antigua and Barbuda
Anguilla
Albania
Angola
Bahrain
Burundi
Bahamas
Bhutan
Botswana
DR Congo
Colombia
Cuba
Djibouti
Ecuador
Ethiopia
Gabon
Equatorial Guinea
Guyana
Hong Kong
Iraq
Iran
Kyrgyzstan
Cambodia
Kazakhstan
Lebanon
Libya
Moldova
Madagascar
Mauritius
Maldives
Malawi
Malaysia
Namibia
Nicaragua
Papua New Guinea
Pakistan
Palau
Qatar
Singapore
Sierra Leone
Suriname
South Sudan
São Tomé and Príncipe
Thailand
Tajikistan
Timor-Leste
Trinidad and Tobago
Tuvalu
Uganda
Vietnam
Samoa
South Africa
Zambia

https://punchng.com/54-countries-offering-evisa-to-nigerians/?amp

A rendezvous of 3rd world countries offering us free visa.
Why is South Africa listed is listed ?? Can't they stay on their own

I wish it's possible. Unfortunately election will be held at Aso Villa and decided there . If Tinubu could not lose election when he was not in office, think about now that he has power to do anything that pleases him. Only death can stop him , not the votes of 200 million Nigerians . Our votes won't count

HIGHESTPOPORI:
The way Nigerians hate Wike ,it will give them more zeal to vote Tinubu out.

ImpeccableDust:
Good morning, everyone. I have been waiting for your advice on what to do and the next step to take.

I've already saved 13M, and I'm getting older. I'm turning 31 and have been considering getting married or building a house with my money.


Would you advise me to start a family with my money or to build a house and see where 13 million naira goes? I already have some land.


Please, I need some good advice.

What do you all think?

If the woman you want to marry is reasonable you can marry her with 2.5 or 3m and equally start building your house with the balance.

blamingthedevil:

This Peter Obi supporter wanted to set this "COMMON" Igbo woman up by offering her N5000 but the woman didn't allow him gaslight her...

Hear her respose: Tinubu dinma(Tinubu is good)...Since he entered office I have been enjoying and eating chicken every sunday...

Then he… pic.twitter.com/PuSUAuPPsd

— Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. (@Onsogbu) August 25, 2026

APC and Tinubu has recruited hungry media boys again.

They can do anything without attacking Obi.

I am not a supporter of Obi , nor Tinubu. But it will take a dead dog , someone without a conscience, someone who has sold his conscience to the devil for a peanut to open his eyes and support Tinubu.

You can't see what's going on in the country and support Tinubu except you are senseless or you have sold your soul to the devil.

That time has come again when they usually recruit their media boys and pay them peanut. I can see all their comments.
After the election they will begin to confess and cry.


Whatever you do , everyone will feel it . No one will be exempted . Continue to sell your soul

Do you even understand the meaning of Christianity or who is a Christian? Do you forge your own kind of Christianity/faith other than the one God has given?
Do they believe in Jesus or accept Jesus as their Lord? Is traditional practice Christianity?

We all need to examine our lives as the time draws closer. Jesus is coming

PulaPower:
This church & celestial Church are the only 2 Christian churches wey I know say Confam work dey there hand..

The rest are just tithe collectors

What on earth are we still doing in South Africa?

naptu2:
https://x.com/i/status/2081548775361777804

See this idiot that goes abroad for medical treatment . Him and his family with his fellow criminal politicians don't use our medical facilities

alphonsojidebab:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/07/25/theres-nowhere-like-home-tinubu-appeals-to-nigerian-doctors-abroad-to-return-and-serve-the-nation/

They have an unstable government. Between 6 months to 2 years the prime minister must resign.
I wouldn't take them serious or try to conduct business with them

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0lEYvJKxzo
Keir Starmer departs 10 Downing Street for the final time as Britain's prime minister after officially resigning.

Following a farewell ceremony outside No. 10, Starmer leaves office as former Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham is formally appointed as the new prime minister by the King, marking the end of Starmer's two years in power and the start of a new chapter in British politics.


The Royal Family

It's all well at home ? Have you taken your medication today? I wish you quick recovery bro

Odingo1:
FIFA is helping him to achieve it, fifa is rigging some matches for Argentina which not good for fair play. Without fifa assistance Cape Verde and others will beat Argentina. Once it involved Messi they will be running to VAR.

Kaa4:
She has a Nigerian passport, doesn't she? Bitter people say they don't want you. Do you want to force them to like you?

Come home, baby, and live your life!

I tire o . Why must we keep forcing ourselves on SA. What's so important about SA?
Constitutionally, do they do recognize citizenship by birthday?

Procashtips:
Yea they were there when H1tler was using them to play ludo or how they were being used to build the then Egypt?

Did that eliminate all of them ? And where is Hitler and Pharaoh today ? If you did believe in the history of them being used to build Egypt, you are also supposed to have the sense that they can't be erased by any government/nation. Every generation will always hear about Israel

Every serving president of USA and every man on earth can only play their part. Before US , Israel has been there and will remain there after US

MrEar:
Lol

Na wa for God's chosen people o.

Are they seriously attacking the president of another country for pulling out of a war they can't fight on their own?

But wait o, they are God's chosen nation abi? Why are they depending on man (trump) to be their savior?


😅🤣😂

Righteousness2 how far? My day is going beautifully well. How about yours?

Flangelo12:
You mean he sent Amerixan soldiers to die for what Obama got without a gunshot.

What a calamity of s president.

Oba paid billions of dollars and US soldiers were taken hostage at one point during Obama' tenure . While Trump destroyed their nuclear plant, unalive their president and others

Don't you think you are trying to get unnecessary attention?

To close account do you really need to go bank with endless letters and request?

Simply withdraw your all your money and stop using the account.

Splendour99:
Dear all,

GTB has a reputation to be a bank of integrity, and I used to believe that they are. However, recent issues have made me seriously question their honesty as a bank.

This issue is so long and disheartening, but I am giving them some grace before I expose them. I am sure they will read this and be alarmed.

So let me wait a while before I relate my encounter with their branch at Ojodu.

...to be continued.[url][/url]

Is this app powered by a microfinance bank? Is it licenced by CBN to operate in that capacity of collecting money from the general public? What kind of license did it obtain from CBN? Who are the directors? Is investors fund insured with NDIC ? What happens to public fund if the business folds up ? Is Security and exchange commission of aware of this app and the board of directors?
Did nairaland investigate all theses before granting the advert ?

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He doesn't manage the business by himself.

hopeforcharles:
Impressive. This is a brain child of some bright minds under his employ, I don't think he has time or concentrations to think another business because managing of the ones he has is a serious work.
There must be some aliens 👽 feeding him information so that they aliens 👽 could attain world / Nigerian Domination.

When you do not read nor understand the bible you will think you are more Knowledgeable than those who do

Proudlyngwa:
Hopefully The bot won't ban this.

Israel is different from the state of Israel
Iseeal ceased to exist after the reign of king Solomon according to the Bible.
After the Death of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Jerusalem was laid desolate as he prophesied.

2000 years later a group of administrators felt they could try to create a fantasy called State of Israel, with intimidation and without consultation to the current occupyers of the land.
Since then peace has eluded that area

Until all parties are equally represented and State of Israel goes to its original approved area, there will forever be kickbacks,

This is not rocket science, you can't keep on taking what belongs to means expect me to accept it in silence.

The country no good but imagine if he had used that #8m to start a business in Nigeria.

Ironfaceman:
https://www.zikoko.com/money/i-raised-8m-to-japa-i-was-deported-the-next-day/

You mean he has been dragging this for 7 years? That is mind blowing

ayoolataiwo:
Congratulations Prof,,hw happy he will be,,after 7years,,been reinstalled and all dues to be paid in full.A justice ⚖ system like this is a welcome development and morale booster to the common man.

You don't need the majority to win an election or to become a leader.
Ask Tinubu, against the wish of majority, yet he is the president of Nigeria. Tinubu will even win second term. It's a game plan , not majority votes.

and this man, US would back him and he would restore Iran to its glorious years .

You could ask waiting concern US ?
Obama aided Buhari against Jonathan . Buhari contested for years and kept on failing till US stepped in . And for a country that kept on shouting death to America and Israel, I doubt the US would allow the Islamic regime to continue

Parachoko:
He should keep on dreaming. Majority of Iranians still support the Islamic government

So how did he get your account details for such transfer

TITOPE:
Young Lady Rejects N2.5m Paid Into Her Account After Accusing Rivers LGA Chairman of Assault

Young lady who accused Rivers LGA chairman of assaulting her after exposing a dilapidated school in her area, rejects N2.5 million paid into her account as compensation

https://www.titopeblog.com/2026/03/young-lady-rejects-n25m-paid-into-her.html

Even the gods of our fathers are looking for evacuation. They want to run away from Nigeria

AWONEYAN:
Pls stay there. Nigeria government is not sending any aircraft to rescue anyone.

Since you hate Nigeria so much that even in a dire need you still prefers to die there and start discourage others. Nigerians too dont want you.

The god of your father has heard you

My own na the blessings of Abraham I inherit

annayawchee:
Today a friend chatted me up and was seeking for advice if it's okay to sell 2 plots of land from the 4 he inherited from his father..
I told him not to sell it cos he is barely 30 and still have a long way to go..

It occured to me that I actually inherited nothing 😂
Everything I have ,
I've worked so hard for it.
.I wondered would my life have been easier if I was left with anything?