₦airaland Forum

Yaronmama:
It all started like this, i reported to The Nigerian Defence Academy on 23rd of June,2018 for armed forces selection board, we were to be 50 from my state but only 49 came. On the entrance our bags were searched thoroughly by MP personnel for phones nd other electronics nd other harmful stuffs. If you're found with a phone they'll document it with your name nd state so you'll be able to collect it later. After the searching we moved to the next stage where our chest number was given to us, i was EN-03. We paid 2500 for online verification of results, thereafter we had to grind our yansh under hot sun�� The gateway to generalship. That's just the standard. Then we proceeded to bulama biu drill shed where they make us do it even if it is against our own wish, hehehe we went there for credentials screening which included checking of olevel result, birth certificate, nda post card, acknowledgedment form nd other things the NDA told us to bring, those without one of the required items were not disqualified immediately, The nda gave them opportunity to call their parents if they could send it over to them before the announcement of credentials result. Those who falsified age were disqualified, nd the only birth certificate that was generally accepted was the ones from National population commission or a general government hospital. If you don't have any, declaration of age from the court will be your only option.
Credentials result was announced on Tuesday 26th of June nd immediately the almighty medical started in Nda permanent site Afaka . This was where i killed myself, having heard bouh nda nd the harsh treatment i thought my bp would rise cus of the threats. I started taking garlic to reduce my blood pressure not knowing my bp was normal, my state started with blood nd urine test which was done in the laboratory, they checked for protein level, diabetes, sugar level, cholesterol, hepatitis b nd c, hiv nd other blood issue, then we proceeded to Height, weight nd Bp(where my Bleep up started from), i met all the requirements in all the stages but my bp was too low due to excess garlic, i noticed it when the medic was writing the result it was reading 90/55. They even thought i took drugs because it was too low. Next was Dental examination where they check for teeth arrangement, hole in a tooth or teeth disease, those who have their front teeth extracted were disqualified because they'll not be able to open grenade if they eventually find their selves in the war front from my own understanding though, so the only way is for one to fix a permanent tooth which might cost 200K or a bridge of 50k. After the dental examination comes the eye test, where they check for long sightedness nd short sightedness nd color blindness, those with with serious issue with d eye were disqualified. We couldn't finish all the medical in one day so we went back to nda old site nd reported the next day. That day i was not myself, i couldn't sleep well i cried all through cus nda would disqualify me for having low bp, i looked for salt nd j started taking it, salt contains sodium chloride which increases someone's BP. I didn't know i was taking excess of it not until we went for physical examination where my bp was checked again, this time it was reading 160/80��� that's hypertension which has killed so many people. Thank God i didn't die. During the physical Examination, Nda will check for boo leg, flat feet, pile, number of testes, tattoos, major surgery scars nd other things. The last on medical was ECG electro cardioi gram, i didn't nd i don't know what dz means till now though mine was Normal.
Those with issues were called for medical review so that no one would say NDA disqualified them because they didn't know anybody. They called me for review too but the salt was still active. I gave up from start cus i know i bleeped up but the morale is still very high. CLOWNSHIP ISSA MUST
Nda afsb is not as harsh as hyped
Experience is the best teacher, i know I'll clear everything next time.
God bless Nigeria
God bless Pmb
God bless maj gen Oyebade (commandant Nda)
God bless brig gen jalo (aca registrar)
Rear admiral ss Garba(board chairman)
Air commodore shaibu(medical team leader)
Lt col at braimah✌️✌️ motivation machine
Lt col ayeni�� oh my mama
Oga ocholi(navy) � Greatness
Captain kenechukwu ���� the pillar of all candidates.
Captain audu��� the one always telling us a lieutenant is equivalent to our state governors �� he'll be like "do you even have a second lieutenant in your state" �
That beautiful female captain�� NAME withheld
Warrant officer Rosemary gaav(commando) our academy mummy �� Wayoo commando x2 God go bless commando x2
As e dey hot* another warrant officer
Our intelligent officer ✊�� you're a baggaaaaaassss�
Nd the best int whom every candidate thought was a corper �� Mehn. Military life is the best
Lance corporal sani. Our own MP blood. Mungode sir
Lance corporal amadi�� this one can flog for Africa ��
Afsb was fun throughout. God bless us all. Not everyone can make it but anyone can make it. NDA AWAITS ME BY GOD'S GRACE.
God knows the best. I couldn't cry when they disqualified me, i only thought of the time that passed nd when 71rc would commence��
NDA IS 90MERIT, i made it without anybody helping me but God �
Ayam en-03

izic911:
second batchers please drop ur phone numbers for an important information

uloewa:
BUHARI IS COMMANDER IN CHIEF- HE HAS THE POWER TO MAKE ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT ACT. HE ALONE CAN SACK THE OFFICIALS THAT ALLOWED THAT TANKER FLOUT THE LAW. ONE SINGLE PRONOUNCEMENT FROM BUHARI BANNING TANKERS FROM THE ROADS DURING RUSH HOUR- AND YOU WILL SEE ACTION. INSTEAD THEY ARE OFFERING CONDOLENCES AND LIFE MOVES ON!

buskie13:
let the muric kill himself ,Islam is one of the major problems with this world, they are very deceitful in nature, they don't tell you the truth on the way things are, they're violent in nature, cohabit ,do all sorts of atrocities, does it implies that muslim girls who wear hijab doesn't dance, those that hop in alhajis jeeps and later end it with a lap dance in the alhajis rooms are what. bunch of hypocrites ,whoever is pained about the presentation of the hijab in that video is mad man waiting to be admitted into a psychiatric hospital

xendra:
cloth when don turn rag for Micheal Jackson house.

zicoraads:
Na today? Local flights are not just it. Last one I entered, I was sweating inside

We is used to it. Or you want refuse to alight cos of stairs?

bolanto24:
Signs of a failed country.

It will not be a surprise if this plane were to crash but God forbid.

justscorchone:
My dick got hard viewing that girl pic you posted trying to finger herself,thanks sherlocks

NwaAmaikpe:



I agree with my dear friend Sarrki,
Most of the women with full face veils and hijabs are perpetually stoned.

That's why they cover up to hide their blood shot eyes.

Only a girl stoned will agree to use a veil or hijab to hide her beauty.
Only someone high on drugs will go to a salon, make her hair, make up her face, then wear a full body veil that covers both.

Even my bible tells me that no one lights a candle and hides it under his bed.
Luke 8:16

GentlemanUnltd:
Small boy!

GentlemanUnltd:
yeah, its right for "you" to have sex even with your mother.

Angelo45:
How many you don catch?

virginboy1:
Egbeda,Iyana Ipaja, Gowon Estate which is low cost, electricity available, security guaranteed and if you like jaiye jaiye there are a lot of merrimental places.

on the contrary

WAASCE 2015 Biology

Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

Check the answer a student gave;
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy
goat but sheep dont
give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the
sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not
smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on
right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot
jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.