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Tyler Perry anytime any day

Any of Tyler Perry's movies, mostly Madea stuffs

DickDastardly:
No genius here joor!
What if the Old woman is a witch?
What if your old friend has joined bad gang and decide to vamoose with your car?
What if your assumed dream woman is another olosho waiting for "short time" or "day break" customer?

So i wont employ your genius cos he is not only a careless fellow but a callous one too

Well I think if you know what it means to save a life then would you know how worthless stealing a car is. He did the right I think. The car would be returned to him eventually.

I suggest you reduce your make up. And try to blend your skin complexion, bleaching might have side effects on the long run.

Seventh line, third from the right

If you are confident about this comments, walk on the street tomorrow without any bodyguard let's see.

On a serious note what that governor did is what my mom calls "penny wise pounds foolish". I mean there are artists in Nigeria that can create that tree for less than 1 million at least it's not a natural Christmas tree. Even if, Mr governor (one chance), I thought you where kind hearted.

Amebo.

Does dis ops really understand the word intimate or you feel like drawing attention to yourself?

Not till a dignitary relation is raped in this country nothing would be done about this rape issue. Let them keep acting like raping kids is not wrong.

Looks very impressive but little headache sends them abroad.

U mean African women? They are overly lazy, especially in doing physical exercises that will keep them fresh and young. Thru should take a cue from their foreign counterpart[/quote]Please map out a time table for African women from this list :
5.30am - Wake the family for morning devotion
6.30am - Prepare the kids for school along with lunch box for husband and kids , while the husband watch morning news
7.30am - The kids are off to school and husband to work
8.00am - Woman at work
4.00pm.- go to school pick the kids by wc ever means take them to the office while they wait to you close work for the day
6.00pm- Home to bath the kids from school, help them do their assignments and straight to the kitchen for dinner
8.00pm.- dinner
9.00pm- News which oga must watch while you are battling to stay awake
10.00pm.- Night devotion and straight to bed. Shower and prepare to service oga's conjugal rights.
11.30pm or morning you are sleeping already and close to the alarm clock for the next 5.30am.

Otu ocha, you again! It has be for your enemies. Nwa chara acha. My best actress of all time.

Another means of squandering our money I guess. What happened to our National Identification Number cards. Was it cancelled? Or the person responsible is no longer in power abi?

Put the blame on GEJ

We are one and same. GOD BLESS NIGERIA! GOD BLESS NIGERIA!! GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA! GOD BLESS NIGERIA! ! GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!

Men complain the most about things like this, But in real sense those are the type ladies they have crush on and marry on the long run. Or what do you think so of them do to maintain their beauty in our environment with this kind of weather and day to day struggle.

Age is not a barrier in marriage. I have seen a 30yrs old man married to a 35yrs old woman for 15yrs

It's a photo shopped kissing. The camera did not get close enough. If not you notice that the closing in is more on the waist than on the lips. ;DIt's a photo shopped kissing. The camera did not get close enough. If not you notice that the closing in is more on the waist than on the lips. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. I love film tricks in reverse

So ex-president's are supposed to be a liability to the country when they done looting the country right? Instead of telling people no employment? I think you can employ them in your OFN farm.

From the way he sounds, it's clear his results are not his.

It's like he was interviewed immediately he came home from B parlour

Woaw I have never being to proud of being a Nigerian till now. Bt just a minute what happened to the person that trained those guys, the person who was with them through rain and now shine. Is he forgotten already? If this guys had not made it through, what would Nigerians be saying about him now? Life is so funny. It now the President that is the Champion, hmmmmmm, diaris God oh

If you really need a help, you can add me on whatsapp with this number 07039547769. We can talk from there on

Our journey to greatness is almost over

Are you sure it's joke or are you expecting Steve?

May God grant you guys safe trip.

In Nigeria When money is not shared it calls for probing, when some section don't get enough it called laundering but when the money is focused on the big boys it's called fraud. Make una dey deceive unaself dia. @ house of whatever committee

4reala:
Hmm! Insecurity is one of Nigeria's greatest treat to economic development

Yes that's true and the best way to tackle it is traveling round the globe seeking for help from people that not interested in the unity of the nation.

Okay, next please

This is the result of feeding children with too much junks. Awon Indomie kids.