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Jokes Etc / Re: funny posts I've seen by ariyoola(m): 10:10am On Dec 30, 2016 |
9ce writeup bro |
Romance / Re: She Goes Through My Phone When I Sleep, Now See What She Caused. Advice Pls by ariyoola(m): 6:23am On Dec 21, 2016 |
barapistis:y did i smell lies here... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Type Of Job(s) Will You Like To Do For Free? by ariyoola(m): 9:21am On Dec 20, 2016 |
I would love 2 play football for free |
Romance / Re: Pleasure With Pain Part 11. by ariyoola(m): 10:36am On Dec 17, 2016 |
U sounds gud ....buh Where is part 10 |
Romance / Re: Ladies, 10 Signs A Guy Will Sleep With You When You Visit Him by ariyoola(m): 10:27am On Oct 21, 2016 |
That why I don't go to guys house alone to avoid stories that touchstory dat touch indeed |
Politics / Re: Suleiman Hashimu To Trek For Buhari Again by ariyoola(m): 5:00pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Dis man no go die well mtchw...he no get work rara ati rara |
Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by ariyoola(m): 11:13am On Aug 06, 2016 |
I vote for vizkiz cc nljega 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Adeboye Frowns At Pastors Growing Beards by ariyoola(m): 6:26pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
hungryboy:u re right bro |
Nairaland / General / I Believe It Tho by ariyoola(m): 2:31pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
• You dey carry ur
girlfriend go club; after
u marry her finish u
wan stop her frm goin
to club. My broda u think
say miracle fit happen?
.
• Ur girlfriend dump u
for rich man u say she b
gold digger, bt ur sister
do d same to anoda
perso u giv testimony
for Church
say, na grace of God.
Bros park well!!
.
• Your babe get F9
parallel for WAEC, she
still dey ask for Brazilian
Hair of #150,000 . Abeg
where she wan fix
am?,
on top that coconut
head?
.
• U have 8 tribal marks,
stretch marks
scattered all ova ur
body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend; u
be zebra?!!
.
• U are 6 feet tall, u still
com wear 6 inches high
heeled shoe... shey u
wan whisper to God?
.
• U dey snap inside
different type of cars
yet u expect ur man to
believe say u no cheat.
.aunty, u be mechanic?
.
• U gather different
gals picture for ur fone
& yet u xpect ur gal to
believe say u no cheat..
uncle, u be
photographer?
.
• He give u engagement
ring for over five years,
he never marry u, my
dear, u be lord of d
rings?
.
•you dey pay your babe
wey dey university
school fees and yet u
never write JAMB, U be
scholarship board?
.
•U are 18yrs and ur
sugar daddy is 70yrs old
and u still dey call am
BABY, my sister, he
suppose be ANCESTOR.
.
•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're drinking
pure water...pls guy Are
u diabetic?
.
•U claim say u eat rice
and stew, but u come
vomit fufu and egwusi
soup. Omo u be
magician? . |
Nairaland / General / Re: Yoruba Ceremony And There Funny Outfit by ariyoola(m): 10:43pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
jagugu88li:lol,wat happen? |
Nairaland / General / Yoruba Ceremony And There Funny Outfit by ariyoola(m): 6:30pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
You think you know all
colours
until Yoruba people
start
sending you wedding
invitation
You'll see something like
this:
Acid Green on Fushia
Purple
with little touch of
Ojuelegba
blue.
Bride's family to wear
Cockroach Brown with
Custard
Yellow.
Groom's family; Jollof
Yellow
with Fufu White.
Friends; Coconut White
with
Agama Lizard Head.
While all other guests
should
wear Pomo Brown on
Alligator
Pepper Green with a
touch of
Onion Purple and Maggi
Yellow. 1 Like |
Literature / Child Prostitutes Narrate Why They Sleep In A Cemetery by ariyoola(m): 11:03pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
Weeping profusely, Princess
went on to confirm she
started prostitution when
she was just 10 years old.
Here’s what she said below:
“I’ve been working as a
prostitute for six years now.
I am not happy at all, but I
have nobody to turn to.
Every day I sleep with up to
10 older men. I have been
lucky never to have got
pregnant, and I am not afraid
of AIDS because hopefully
God will protect me. I smoke
cocaine to take away the
pain while praying every
single day that I can one day
leave my grave and perhaps
even go to school.”
Princess Chea and her
friend, Joshua Williams
sitting inside a grave
One of Princess’s friends,
12-year-old Daniel Johnson,
says he’s lucky to even
have a place among
skeletons, as his family was
wiped out by Ebola last year.
Here’s what he said:
“I feel safe here with the
spirits to watch over me. We
have nobody else, and
nothing else.”
Awwww! This is so painful! |
Literature / Re: First Night by ariyoola(m): 6:20pm On Jul 12, 2016 |
@repo girl...u re talented ma'am dis story really paint a picture in mai mind,be like m watching dem alive.....i want more pls,dat thursday be like next year buh i will try 2 hold mai mind..... till thursday...b4 submitting it help mie manage dis prayer.....more grease 2 ur elbow ma'am 1 Like |
Literature / Re: First Night by ariyoola(m): 11:05am On Jul 12, 2016 |
Hello repo girl...m still waiting ooo 1 Like |
Literature / Re: First Night by ariyoola(m): 5:42pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Continue nah |
Literature / Re: First Night by ariyoola(m): 10:46am On Jul 08, 2016 |
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really luv dis 1 Like |
Literature / Re: First Night by ariyoola(m): 3:14pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Hey@repo girl u re specially made... 9ce write up...buh pls do me a favour ...."I NEED UPDATE" 1 Like |
Business / Re: Top Ten Richest Personalities In Nigeria 2016 And Their Networth by ariyoola(m): 6:10pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
Olohun ooo awon peeps yi kolori meji ...washe temi na |
Literature / Re: First Night by ariyoola(m): 9:29am On Jun 30, 2016 |
@repo girl ....pls continue dis story....i really like it 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna's Sister Is Beautiful (Photos) by ariyoola(m): 11:19pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
greatness22:lol hahaha u re wicked oo |
Politics / Re: Ojo Maduekwe Is Dead by ariyoola(m): 10:58pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Tolexander:lol bro u re right fake death nowadays |
Politics / Re: Nicknames Nigerians Call State Governors by ariyoola(m): 4:02pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Slimbideb:lol ,very funny |
Forum Games / Re: Solve This Puzzle by ariyoola(m): 6:16pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
annnikky:c |
Phones / Re: My Bad Experience At Emeka Offor Plaza Onitsha.. by ariyoola(m): 5:14pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
bsaying: o boy u be mumu ooo........buh next tym shine ur face wella...i drop mai pen |
Food / Re: 13 Most Amazing Nigerian Food Tranformations (photos) by ariyoola(m): 1:50pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
kayodescrib:lol mie 2ew dats a 9ce 1 |
Romance / Re: Guys: She Drops This After Cheating & Breaking Up With You Will You Accept It? by ariyoola(m): 10:40am On Jun 23, 2016 |
I will take it....nd forgive her immediatly cos we do offend God nd he forgive us |
Politics / Re: The Weapon Of Mass Obstruction By Wole Soyinka by ariyoola(m): 6:44pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
RIZLER:ode nie |
Phones / Re: Why You Shouldn't Use Your Phone In A Toilet Again by ariyoola(m): 1:15pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
sorextee:lol bro... |
Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by ariyoola(m): 11:13pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Lol |
Religion / Re: Why True Christians Should Not Study MEDICINE by ariyoola(m): 5:24am On Jun 18, 2016 |
Beamborla:wow u right @abimbola 1 Like |
Travel / Re: LASEMA At Accident Scene On 3rd Mainland Bridge (pics) by ariyoola(m): 6:09pm On Jun 16, 2016 |
Oloriburuku ni awon lasema yen |
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