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9ce writeup bro

barapistis:
op sounds like a 19 yr old

y did i smell lies here...

I would love 2 play football for free

U sounds gud ....buh Where is part 10

That why I don't go to guys house alone to avoid stories that touch

story dat touch indeed

Dis man no go die well mtchw...he no get work rara ati rara

I vote for vizkiz cc nljega

hungryboy:
Baba Adeboye is now preaching from his own personal Bible oh,
Even Jesus christ sef been keep beard

u re right bro

• You dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry her finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen? . • Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda perso u giv testimony for Church say, na grace of God. Bros park well!! . • Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she wan fix am?, on top that coconut head? . • U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u be zebra?!! . • U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to God? . • U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be mechanic? . • U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be photographer? . • He give u engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear, u be lord of d rings? . •you dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be scholarship board? . •U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u still dey call am BABY, my sister, he suppose be ANCESTOR. . •Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic? . •U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .

jagugu88li:

Nairaland people

lol,wat happen?

You think you know all colours until Yoruba people start sending you wedding invitation You'll see something like this: Acid Green on Fushia Purple with little touch of Ojuelegba blue. Bride's family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow. Groom's family; Jollof Yellow with Fufu White. Friends; Coconut White with Agama Lizard Head. While all other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple and Maggi Yellow.

Olohun ooo awon peeps yi kolori meji ...washe temi na

greatness22:
[color=#CD1076]Account Officer at the ministry of transport, while your sister was a BREAD SELLER at the ministry of HAWKING. Una well done[/color]

lol hahaha u re wicked oo

Tolexander:
Let me wait till tomorrow before saying RIP!

Cos death rumour nowadays.

lol bro u re right fake death nowadays

Slimbideb:
Baba Kabiru en Cry cry baby!!!!!Haaaaa,lemmmee Laugh out oooooo#@op Yu-af-kolo oooo

lol ,very funny

annnikky:
Jack is looking at Anne, but Anne is looking at George.
Jack is married, but George is not. Is a married person
looking at an unmarried person?

A) Yes

B) No

C) Cannot be determined

c

bsaying:
Today, i decided to go sell off my ipad 3 and ipad 2 which i didn't frequently use,the ipad 3 has a cracked screen and the ipad 2 was fully functional... so i headed out to emeka offor's plaza from my place in asaba, i was filled with so much enthusiasm and optimism even though today was my first day of selling a gadget in a market like that..
Upon my arrival to the market, just at the entrance, i met two boys who asked if i came to repair or sell, i told them i wanna sell, they said i should follow them, we got to a shop and they asked the guy if he was interested and the guy nodded and said he was, then they said lets go and check if the gadgets had faults, we got to another shop and the guy said he would check for the faults by scanning with a laptop, he said it was #20 for each faults the system detects, before he started the scan i told him i only had 900naira on me as my tfare back to asaba and didnt have much to pay for scan, he went ahead because he had a plan in mind, at the end of the scan for the two devices, the total price came out as 17980naira...Jesus Christ i screamed, he said, bros am done with the scan and repair, i was like which repair Immediately the whole boys started gathering and saying bros "give the engineer im money na"
My head was full, i was angry and felt cheated, knowing fully well he did nothing but just run a normal scan which i witnessed...
I continously begged the guy and the boys there,even with igbo language but to no avail, at the end of the day, the engineer who has been admiring my blackberry Z10 now said i should sell my bb Z10 to him for 10k and he will balance me 5k or i drop the two ipads and go to asaba and bring his 17k,they had already seized the two ipads and threatened to call market security, i ended up selling the bb Z10 which i had and went home with 5k and still didnt sell the two ipads.....
Am angry and making this thread from the bus on my way home...
Will i like to do business with an igbo man again?? No......

o boy u be mumu ooo........buh next tym shine ur face wella...i drop mai pen

kayodescrib:
Lol, I love nigeria

lol mie 2ew dats a 9ce 1

I will take it....nd forgive her immediatly cos we do offend God nd he forgive us

RIZLER:
weytin dis mumu dey talk?

ode nie

sorextee:
Story for the gods. who has observed that there's always a stronger signal in the toilet. My toilet get socket, nd a newspaper shelf. Wen I need a quiet time, I just go there. Read my newspaper, while my fone is playing music. God punish E.coli. Thunder fire salmonella typhi/paratyphi.

PS: I DEDICATE THIS FTC TO ME AND OTHERS CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US ALL. LLNP

lol bro...

Lol

Beamborla:
Christians shouldn't even attend any higher institution then. You'd be required to sign and swear on your matriculation day.

They'd swear you in for NYSC as well.

Christians shouldn't go for any public office because you'd be made to swear an oath as well(they'd swear you in)


Even as a witness, you'd have to swear.

(my dear, the question or the concern should be what are you swearing for and what are you swearing to)

wow u right @abimbola

Oloriburuku ni awon lasema yen