₦airaland Forum

Medunah:
Get off

hehehehehehe
i no find ur trouble o

This Happened around 2005
Didnt Wash My School Uniform On Saturday, had it in mind to wash it on sunday, since my momma went to school on friday and she's suppose to be home on Sunday..

Eventually moma showed up on saturday night, i wasnt aware , my big bro opened the gate for her, eventually moma went to the kitchen, where i do hide my dirty clothes under the mortar, hold and behold brethen, moma whip me at 11Pm at night and she asked me to keep quiet, how on earth is that possible, if i dont shut my mouth she would beat me with head of broom.. that not all she brought the dirty clothes and i wash em all that night.. as early as 6am Moma woke me up to go iron my cloth and get ready for church...

i just felt like dying that day

Medunah:
Bad, very bad

eyah! just take heart
you be the
photocopy of ur papa,
carboncopy of ur mama too *singing*
you'd be looking like an ORACLE

Kittenprincess1:
MINE my "boobs" wish it were a little bigger and my "nose" isn't pointed.

I have a very pointed nose can dash it to you,, if you don't mind

Medunah:
I wish I had
Bigger boobs Wider hips Bigger butt Taller Perfect skin

If You'd wish for all that
i wondered how you'd look like seriously

abeg you guys shouldn't blame the teacher at all..

Didnt the boy inform his moma that he's going to a hotel with his teacher and friends


and his moma allowed him


Now things have turned out bad, and ye'all now put the blame on the teacher...


PLEASE! PLEASE

preccy69:
yes

weitn nau..
leave hausa land na
those people are animal

preccy69:
its not easy,I was born here

Do You school over there in the north?

preccy69:
kinda

preccy come back home

preccy69:
I don't think so, it is so

buh they are chasing igbos away frm north nau..
so its not safe

preccy69:
its safe af

you think so?

KCmod:
I have never

welldone

KCmod:
Do you have girl friend?
I have never EVER had girl friend

Na so no gf but have fuuu ck mate right??

Prinq:
http://webvibez..co.ke/2017/06/wcw-gorgeos-or-not.html?m=1

No she got a fluffy nose
girls with fluffy nose sucks

SingleDad:
u nah baba nah

Shey you know me? Who's ur daddy

kossyablaze:
lol trapqueen na my guy for hood. He just dey hide behind female moniker

oh God don catch am be that

SingleDad:
how many weed you dey tap daily?

Why asking?

TrapQueen77:



Yaaaaz! She's a Slay Momma

Keep it tight and holy...

#TeamSingleLadies
#TeamVirgin
#TeamNeverBeenKissedNeverTouched
#TeamINoNeedAMan

keep on deceiving ursef madame!!!!


Madam i dont need a man


then you'd need a woman

SingleDad:
hmmm. Smokers association

ahahahahaha!!!

You can stop masturbation by gettin to sleep early and get something doing @ day

SingleDad:
In my state, 10naira can buy the following:

1. Pure water
2. Akara 10naira
3. Kulikuli 10naira
4. Chewing Gum
5. Sugar 10naira


List yours

ciggar
and
rizler

Cinderella5:
you too dear.

hmmm!

Cinderella5:

aiite..
Take Care

Cinderella5:
you are right. Not like boob pressing kills anyone.

I Sight you...


abeg nor hear weitn people dy talk bou u cautioning her'


LIFE IS SWEET HONEY

preccy69:
its nt, we stay In d town,its very developed nd lively,am igbo

baby maka why nau?

werrin sweet gurl like you dy find go kastina?

you know itz nt safe der nau,

You Were Meant to be in lag, why am i dis unlucky wen it comes to ladies?

I Think Mine Is Sleep Paralysis...

Am Going Through The Same Sh*t,

Buh em not fu**ck**ing me,

late at night,

i'd feel my head heavy and like itz gona burst, i would be so weak to move my body nor open my eyes, nd my vision wud be blur,, it hurts alot the head heavy thing..

i dont know what to do either

Cinderella5:
is life all about money?

All am trying to say is dah life is sweet, gone are those days wen a female touches ur boobs and you consider it as a bad act..

No Cause for alarm, just pretend to be asleep wen shes done touching it she wud free you, her self,


LIFE IS EASY

preccy69:
what??

That Side Is Occupied by fulani's and hausa's..

Katsina is that ur state of origin?