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Nasamy:
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Still available?

Bvmsson:
You are mad.... Do you know where I stay? Idiots like you don't reason well...... and who said I had a erection for her.... You must be very stupid....well, I'm not the cause of stupidity... Go get a cure for it.... Rubbish....I was saying the thing shock me sef you are there talking rubbish... Thunder fire you there.....

Kid bye.. that's all for today

Bvmsson:
Omo like play like play this thing happened to me this afternoon and I can't believe it really happened.

I share a flat with my neighbor who has 3 kids, a girl and two boys. We use the same bathroom and restrooms (they really do mess things up) and a kitchen, so I really do not have complete ownership of the flat. She and her husband begged me to rent out the place to them because they were stranded and after some consideration I decided to rent it out to them and since then we've been living peacefully.

This afternoon I was feeling so hot because the weather was hot so I decided to take a cold bath and use the opportunity to shave my pubic and armpit hairs using VEET CREAM. I was in the bathroom when the children came back from school and that was when I was busy trying to wipe off the veet and hairs from my pubic area. Then I noticed that I was only hearing the voice of the youngest child which was weird to me, so my instinct way telling me to look under the door and to my greatest surprise I saw two children legs at the door of the bathroom and the youngest boy at a very distant area from the bathroom...

OMG!! Ooooooo church!!!!!!!!


Immediately I called their names and told them that I can see them they both ran away. Because of this I hurriedly took my bath and come out to question them.
I called the two children out and started questioning them in an angry tone to know the truth(which I know already because I caught them) and the 2nd born who is a boy said it was not him ooooo, that it was the girl who is the eldest that was peeping at me in the bathroom when I was naked, so I turned to the girl and I asked her to tell me the truth but she lied instead so I threatened to report them both to their mother when she returns. Immediately, I dashed inside my room angry but the girl followed me and was begging me not to tell her mother. She started crying and begging and in my mind I resolved to not tell her mother only for me to hear the most surprising thing in my entire life.... She said I should f@vk her and not tell her mother.....

OMG!!!!!! A 9 year old girl?

Immediately, I gave this girl a dirty slap and told her to get out of my room.... She left....


Omo if you see the way my heart dey beat very fast because I know say females(even children) can tell lies that you tried to rape them and they refused that's why you slapped them....



OMG!!!!

Immediately the mama come back I went straight to report before she go hear another story.

As I'm typing this her mother dey beat them now sef.


Abeg guys you have to be very careful when dealing with little girls ooo. The world don spoil finish.... Any small thing Dem go say na rape.
I still can't believe this happened to me today.... I was thinking I have put enough preventive measures to not make something of such happen but e com happen.

Parents please train your children well and guide them...


I'm still in shock now...

A 9 year old girl without a phone would ask you for s*x? Liar and you must be real stupid if you can have an erection for a 9 year old girl

iLegendd:
Which of these makes you happy? Which do you prefer as a man.

A. TV
B. Food
C. P*ssy

What is missing?

Modified: Pictures removed after two days.

Your brain's missing

qekng40:
fine girl.

God punish you too

Jeon:
she is beautiful

God punish you

Stephenmoka4:
What!
Anything for promotion I guess.

Yup

Stephenmoka4:
I showed them bookie with bigger odds on Twitter concerning the Manchester derby, Naijabet saw a bigger odds and blocked me.

How am I supposed to do that?

Don't mind them jare
They are all stup*d
Sportybet got a bigger odd
You can't tag this imbecilē @tamuno_jorge on Twitter he doesn't allow tags... mofos

callme9mm:
He’s good. But where is Dele Alli ?

Everton £20m plus ad Ons

pocohantas:
I made edikan ikong recently and it got me wondering, who is the king of all Nigerian soups?




NOTE: I see people say the pumpkin should be double of the waterleaf, but after extensive practice, I have realized they should be at par. At worst, waterleaf and pumpkin in ratio 2:3

A very short story….

I should ask what eatery makes egusi soup that way?? I want to eat some

DaddyFabooluz:
My aunt has this 2006 Toyota Corolla she wants to sell.
It's not up to a year the car was bought direct belgium with all papers intact.

The car has not issue at all. Ac chilling well, cd player working, automatic with no issue, engine still on point. Just pay and carry go. Clean exterior and interior because she didn't use it much and was driving it like egg to learn.

The reason for sale is simply because her husband bought her a bigger car and she doesn't need two cars.

She contacted me to help her find buyer and said someone is offering 2.2m but she refused. Please I need the car gurus in the house to help with approximately how much I could sell it for as it's registered but still very neat without fault.

1.6/ 1.5 best price for 06 Corolla

If it's 09 Corolla then 1.8 - 2m is ok

cornerstonee:
Na you dey learn work..

You know how many google play. I don process for my lifetime

Empty barrels makes the loudest noise.... How long

cornerstonee:
Good evening everyone.
I actually needed to post this so as to stop more scam from them..

On the 2nd February, I sold two google play card of 100$ each to Patricia..I sent them the card and the receipt..I waited to be credited and there wasn't any response from them...I contacted the customer care only to be telling me sorry...
I believe its because I submitted the card with the receipt..that was why the attendant duped me.. Deal with them at your risk!!

Here are some proofs
Normal na google play card do have issues well.... You a newbie?

lalasticlala:
As shared by Deji Adesogan:



https://twitter.com/DejiAdesogan/status/1486994370444333057

We love the violence

Revolution2022:
Is he music production that is giving him this money?

Your English is terrible mofos'
You this hater

Putindbutt:
We said it that Nairaland is full of hungry girls.

Wait o, no be this old banny dey tell her man to do vasectomy. dey carry condition for man at your old age. Hope u dey freeze ur eggs.. e get why.

Better hungry girls

Theonlysonofher:
While others are celebrating the new year today I am here sobbing because my marriage is at the verge of breaking.

I loved my wife with all my heart but I don't think I will ever forgive her for what she has done to my mother.

I am the only child of my mother. I have three sisters on my father's side.
I am married with two beautiful daughters. my mother suffered from diabetes, bp and high cholesterol. She is on a special diets strictly no salt or too much sugar.

She came to stay with me because the person who was taking care of her wasn't doing her job properly so I had to bring her to my house so I will be monitoring her health.

I have a house help who prepares all her meals with less salt and she also makes sure she takes her medicines on time without fail.
Everything was fine, my mother is not a troublesome person, she gets on well with my wife and most of the time she is in her room resting.

On the 20th of December my house help had traveled to the village to see her people and she will be back in January 4th so my wife and I have to take care of my mother making sure that her foods is less salty and medicines on time.

Since I am always working so my wife had to take most of the responsibility. It is only for a week and fews days until the house help is back.

She had agreed to take care of my mother during this periods of time and I thought everything was fine but I noticed my mother become distant and tired unlike her and I had no idea that she was actually dying and I have never suspected that my wife was maltreating her.

So Thursday being 30th December I was at work when my wife called and asked me to join her at the hospital because mama had a seizure.

I rushed to the hospital and my mother was in a coma state and I asked her what happened to mama, she said mama woke up that morning complaining about shortage of breath and she told her to go back to bed and rest hoping she will be fine by the time she will wake up.
Only for mama to fall off the ground and started shaking with foam coming out of her mouth.

I was in panicked I couldn't stop praying for my mother to get better and I didn't leave the hospital, my wife went home to take care of the children because she has left them with the neighbour and I had spend all night prayer vigil at my mother's bedside and glory be to God my mother woke up yesterday being 31st but the doctor report was not a good news for me.

Actually my mother was poisoned with salt and guess who did it? My beloved wife couldn't bothered to cook a different meal for my mother, she used to feed her the same meal we ate knowing full well that mama cannot eat the same foods as us because we are salt lovers, especially my wife, she love eating too much salt which I have warned her over and over again because it is also not good for her health.

I confronted her, she said she only fed mama the same meals we ate twice only but according to the doctor it was more than two times.

I am hurt that my wife doesnt love my mother or treat her like her own mother because if she truly loved her like her own mother she would have put her diet on consideration and not allow her to eat the same meal as us. I love her mother and u treat her like my own mother.

It pains me a lot when I remember five years ago when her mother was in coma state and she was staying with her at the hospital, she is her only daughter amongst three boys.

I used to visit them everyday after work, I will bring foods and I have even washed her mother clothes with my own hands, I have done with love because she is my mother. I called my mother in law this morning and I have informed her about what her daughter has done to my mother and she couldn't stop apologising and she is very disappointed with my wife.

But see how she has repaid me by hurting my own mother.

She has apologised to me and to my mother, I have forgave her but I don't think I can stay with her again because one day if I become sick or bedridden she might treat me the same way.

Honestly speaking I am not even at home with her and the kids, I am at my cousin brother's house since yesterday I left the hospital and my mother is still in the hospital because she needs more treatment and hopefully she will recover by next week.

I don't feel like going home today and I don't know when I'll go home but I will always be there for my girls because they are the best thing that ever happened to me.

What other advice would you give me on this situation? What are your thoughts? Thank you for reading all I love this community.

Dump the sorry daughter of a biish

Mercychen:
Was bored. Couldn't cook because of the busy week and series of church programs. So , I decided to solo out and relax.

First pic, my first meal of the year after which
I set out to have a stonecold ice cream. though the place was crowded. So,, I just settled for some photo shoot.
Thats me radiating the glory of God Almighty.

This kid you think nairaland are for kids?? Or have you see anyone create a thread just to show us that love food Besides you're short, fat and stout

jesusjnr2020:
Does Spending The Last Night Of The Year In A Church Service Make Any Difference?

It's about that time of the year again, when the churches across the nation usually record their highest attendance numbers of the year, during their cross over services.

The reason for the record attendance figures attained during these services, is mostly because many who rarely or never attend church services during the year, for some reason are also found inside church buildings on this particular night during the cross over services.

It appears they do so because they feel spending the last night or cross over service of the year was very important and makes a significant difference in their lives, regardless of how they spent the remaining part of the year after cross over service, even if they don't change their ways, or do any thing differently from how they used to do them.

However the truth is that just spending the last night or cross over service of any year in any church building would make no real difference in someone's life, except it is able to cause the person to change his ways and how he does things.

Moreover, if Christ were to come on the last night of the year, most of those inside the church buildings during the cross over service would still be left behind, so what's the point of just attending these last church services of the year, if one doesn't repent or turn away from his or her wicked ways?

What difference does it really make?

Nothing my brother. Every single day Is same as the last day of the year..... No difference. People are just being delusional about it

Kayzybaba:
Please can you drop the link for redmi note 10 too

Genius this link you dropped is for the 12.5 version of miui?? My phone no gree bring the update o

Skyfornia:
The guy is slowly turning to something else...his look nowadays is not appealing

How does that affect you in anyway slowpoke

1Sharon:
They have admixture so they aren't negros or even white

I'm done arguing madam....
They say Knowledge is power.... So I'm done arguing

Odetokun3:
Your father

Coming from one who doesn't have a father....

1Sharon:
Technically they are not negros based on their features...

Then what??
Caucasian??
Austriod??
Asian??
Red indian??
Lmao
They are negros madam

Odetokun3:
They all deserved to be hacked to death maybe

Mugu