Larrysung:
Fake news.
ok *modified*

I just confirmed the news on barca's page which fortunately, turned out to be true. Memphis, de gong and baithwaite will leave in the summer transfer window.

OH GREAT GHOST OF CEASER!!! First to comment! I am dedicating this to my unknown lovers, friends and admirers

jaybenugo:
Nigerian businessman and philanthropist, Obi Iyiegbu, popularly known as Obi Cubana took to his Instagram handle to celebrate his 47th birthday today, IGBERETV reports.

He shared new photos of himself with the caption;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CcPDEntInuu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Ade1234tayo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVyKhlSapuw



https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2022/04/12/osinachi-my-father-said-beating-women-good-pushed-mum-out-of-her-car-son-reveals/%3famp=1

RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,


Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .

I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....


I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,

She rushed in.

" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes

Omo I weak...

If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...

I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..

' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....



"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....


The first thought that came to my mind was

"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....

And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...


After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..

I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...

When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..

Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself



,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,

I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in


,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....


To make matters worse nepa took the light .....




Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....


As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....


The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......

A voice says to me. ' Who send you '








Typing.......

EcoBrick:

https://punchng.com/lagos-youth-kills-girlfriend-sleeps-with-corpse-six-days/

FutureIsFemale:
“A Woman Laid Curse On Me” – Man Pleads After Allegedly Defiling Church Member’s Two Daughters

https://www.instagram.com/p/CcObcweo2Aj/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Kobojunkie:
Nigerians and stories! Una know say abuse dey happen but instead or blowing the lid off the marriage when she still dey, all of una keep quiet. Na now wey she don die and all hopes gone for her una come dey begin open mouth waaa! waah!

If dem no find conclusive evidence of his abuse of of now, na so that man go carry all those four children along with the money his dead victim made Waka be that..

Na wa oo!

richmondefosa:


Tinubu is 70
Osinbande is 65. Funny country we're in.

What beats me is how quick Osibande goons are trying to absolve him from the monumental failure of a government he is part and parcel of. Talking trash about he just being a VP and his hands are tied.

Mr BDSM VP.

This government is a monumental, colossal and gargantuan failure.

Anyways, I don't envy the next president at all. The work in front of you will take severe willpower and luck.

Click like if I speak your mind
Click share if I speak your mind
Hang yourself if I don't speak your mind.

yuping:
this matter tire me ooo. Which kind maria Carey and Eminem love be this.

wowmenow:


[s]just write everything in my mind when we here abusive relationship we only look at the men part of it.

The gospel singer that died more information is coming out on how the husband caught her cheating with another gospel artist frank Edward.[/s]

PhysicsQED:
Time, CNN Suspend Zakaria After He Admits "Terrible Mistake"

The columnist was caught passing off large chunks of a New Yorker essay as his own.

By Josh Vorhees | Posted Friday, Aug. 10, 2012, at 4:28 PM ET



Fareed Zakaria apologized Friday for the "close similarities" between his column and an essay published earlier this year in The New Yorker

Photo by Michal Cizek/AFP/Getty Images.




UPDATE: That didn't take long. Time magazine moved quickly to suspend columnist Fareed Zakaria for one month after he apologized Friday for lifting material from a New Yorker essay.

Here's the official statement from Time spokesman Ali Zelenko, via the AtlanticWire: "TIME accepts Fareed's apology, but what he did violates our own standards for our columnists, which is that their work must not only be factual but original; their views must not only be their own but their words as well. As a result, we are suspending Fareed's column for a month, pending further review."

CNN followed suit roughly an hour later, suspending the host of Fareed Zakaria GPS: "We have reviewed Fareed Zakaria’s Time column, for which he has apologized. He wrote a shorter blog post on CNN.com on the same issue which included similar unattributed excerpts. That blog post has been removed and CNN has suspended Fareed Zakaria while this matter is under review."

Friday, August 10: Time magazine's Fareed Zakaria apologized Friday for apparently borrowing heavily from a New Yorker article without attribution in his column on gun control this week, a journalistic misdeed he called a "serious lapse" and a "terrible mistake."

Here's his statement, via the the New York Times: "Media reporters have pointed out that paragraphs in my Time column this week bear close similarities to paragraphs in Jill Lepore's essay in the April 22nd issue of The New Yorker. They are right. I made a terrible mistake. It is a serious lapse and one that is entirely my fault. I apologize unreservedly to her, to my editors at Time, and to my readers."

Zakaria's journalistic missteps were first flagged earlier Friday by conservative media watchdog Newsbusters.

Here's one example of the similarities between Zakaria's column and Jill Lepore's New Yorker essay.

Zakaria in "The Case for Gun Control":

Adam Winkler, a professor of constitutional law at UCLA, documents the actual history in Gunfight: The Battle over the Right to Bear Arms in America. Guns were regulated in the U.S. from the earliest years of the Republic. Laws that banned the carrying of concealed weapons were passed in Kentucky and Louisiana in 1813. Other states soon followed: Indiana in 1820, Tennessee and Virginia in 1838, Alabama in 1839 and Ohio in 1859. Similar laws were passed in Texas, Florida and Oklahoma. As the governor of Texas (Texas!) explained in 1893, the "mission of the concealed deadly weapon is murder. To check it is the duty of every self-respecting, law-abiding man."

And Lepore, in "Battleground America":

As Adam Winkler, a constitutional-law scholar at U.C.L.A., demonstrates in a remarkably nuanced new book, “Gunfight: The Battle Over the Right to Bear Arms in America,” firearms have been regulated in the United States from the start. Laws banning the carrying of concealed weapons were passed in Kentucky and Louisiana in 1813, and other states soon followed: Indiana (1820), Tennessee and Virginia (1838), Alabama (1839), and Ohio (1859). Similar laws were passed in Texas, Florida, and Oklahoma. As the governor of Texas explained in 1893, the “mission of the concealed deadly weapon is murder. To check it is the duty of every self-respecting, law-abiding man.

Alexander Abad-Santos has rounded up a few more of the passages in question over at the AtlanticWire. Prior to Zakaria's apology, a Time spokesperson offered this to the website: "Time takes any accusation of plagiarism by any of our journalists very seriously, and we will carefully examine the facts before saying anything else on the matter."

http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/08/10/fareed_zakaria_s_new_yorker_plagerism_time_columnist_apologizes_for_terrible_mistake_.html

lalasticlala:


https://africa.businessinsider.com/news/nato-will-deploy-a-permanent-full-scale-military-force-on-its-border-with-russia-to/qwphcz7

MadamVanessa:





God gave me the wisdom to quit mine since. Though blessed with two lovely kids, but I have no regret that I made that decision of leaving such a worthless idiotic marriage. Poor him, he's walking around with just one ball in his scrotum. I destroyed one with my fury kick he nearly died that day.

That action of mine towards him till date I am not regretting at all. I have lost so much in the hand of my ex husband which time won't permit me to say it all. I wouldn't say I was a perfect wife, no, I wasn't, I have my flaws too, but despite my flaws I tried all I could to make my marriage work. I am not happy because I am a divorcee, it's not something I am proud of. But sometimes something doesn't worth the stress,the abused and the insults so one had to let it go.

I won't say much regarding this, but the bold step I took to quit the marriage save my life till this moment. The second wife he took will probably not give birth again in this life because he hit the poor lady and damaged everything in her tommy, it was a miracle that she survived it and she too kissed the marriage goodbye after she survived. That was wisdom on her own part.

timothydare:
https://www.gistreel.com/man-receives-loaf-of-bread-yoghurt-as-man-of-the-match-award-in-uganda/

EmekaBlue:
It's a low lower division league na

Don't you know Africa is a rich poor continent

That yogurt looks nice and will be good to refresh the body

insidelife22:
I see nothing wrong in what the guy was given.

timothydare:
https://www.gistreel.com/man-receives-loaf-of-bread-yoghurt-as-man-of-the-match-award-in-uganda/

dre11:
As the race for the 2023 general elections gathers momentum, children of some governors and former governors have declared to run for various political...




https://dailytrust.com/2023-serving-ex-govs-pushing-their-children-to-power

Broel:
When I started online, I didn't have enough money to build an email list or run ads to do affiliate marketing..

So I started with simple referral programs that paid me small N1,000 commissions..

In a month, I made over N50k+ consistently from only 1 referral program just driving free traffic from YouTube and Facebook....

I made more than N250k from only that particular program...

So always start small...especially if you don't have money to spend on ads, etc... and then you can go advanced later..

Anyway... there is another program like that, this one pays N1,500 commissions.

It's pretty easy to do and different from other type of referrals because the person you are referring literally doesn't have to pay anything.

I've earned more than N20k from it already.

I paid out 1k after I made my first 3k5 just to show you guys that it's legit..

Once you make A withdrawal it does not take up to 2hours before it enters your bank account and you can withdraw l every 24hrs no limit.

Want to jump in too and maybe start from there?

mechanics:
Since it's not from the government coffers, no problem with that.

JasonIbori:
Dear Nairalanders,



Baba lifeless have finally shown us why he was so desperate to become president.... This is Nigeria being fully colonized by the Fulani's.

The IGR from the oil rich SS, SE and SW is what a Cow loving Miyetti Allah nuisance is using to gallivant in the north.


When we talk now, the useless Desmond Efulefu Elliot will call us children...

When we talk, the notorious tyrant moderator we all know will give us a lengthy ban for not "mynding" our business...

When we talk, Buhari Media Cow's (BMC) under the leadership of one vulture meat business man will say that his darling daddy is the best thing after burial rice.

pepperdemzombie:
Mumus will soon tag Bobrisky, make una wait make them catch am first.
Women dey wear, top and trousers, agbada, trousers, jeans, shorts, shirt and trousers with suit. They barb crazy low cuts with hair dye, 3/4 trousers, knickers, they do tom boys, yet nobody is calling them names but any male that wears a gown or skirt and blouse is tagged homo.
Are the females who wear male clothes lesbians?

36governors:


Source: https://punchng.com/jamb-to-prosecute-200-exams-cheats-budgets-n100m/

lalasticlala:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/02/07/19-killed-many-missing-bandits-attack-kaduna-community

TMSMedia:

https://igberetvnews.com/1381554/apc-done-tremendously-well-southeast-former-senate-president-ken-nnamani-video/

Esseite:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/02/04/exclusive-katsina-government-paid-us-n30m-ransom-release-kankara-schoolboys-%E2%80%94-bandits

Racoon:
Always making Nigeria trends for the wrong reason because Buhari have been a curse/plague Nigeria knowingly or unknowingly brought upon itself.Even if a president is daft, he should @ least surrounds itself with people that will help him do the job well.

How can a president quickly nominate a band of lacklustre service chiefs under whose watch the nation suffered the worst kind of insecurity ever witnessed in histroy even as non-career ambassadors? This is not even good for Nigeria's PR.The global stage is where you put your best brains forward in international diplomacy & better negotiations.

Is it to continue to shield they with diplomatic immunity? Nope! The world knows all the atrocities they wrought upon the Nigerian nation under Bubu especially the former COAS.

However, for a failed president, failure is contagious and a recurrent decimal.Any wonder Buhari's ICC nominee (Justice Ishaq Bello) based on nepotism, was only able to garner an utterly abysmal 5 votes in a court of 110 members due to incompetency.Wherein another Nigerian- Chile Eboe-Osuji is the president of the same court based on proven competency?

triple996:
Nothing wrong

okrote4real:
STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2487910558170738&id=1452287068399764

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https://dailynigerian.com/kano-gov-bans-fiery-islamic/

AnonPoet:


https://leadership.ng/lawyer-anambra-cj-fight-dirty-over-land/?amp=1

ijustdey:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2021/02/03/again-mohammed-berates-cnn-over-lekki-toll-gate-shootings/amp/