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Lord isaac,pay no heed to these yeyebrities..... God mother my black butt!!

LordIsaac:
Sometimes you wonder if some people possess a modicum of sense to reason beyond what they hear.
How about the shoes she wore there? Bag? Jewelry? Her hair? Skin? Eyeball...

Lol... In as much as you tried and really did well to add humor to your reply,I still get your deep anger about the State of the Nation... God will make a way for you and us all.. don't give up yet!!

jetguy:
DON'T EVER JUDGE ANYONE UNTIL YOU FIND YOURSELF IN HIS/HER PREDICAMENT

Do I need to blame them, no...

Our leaders is a weapons fashion against the masses Bible talked about 🤔 imagine the kind of hunger in the land...
Me that have been praying for God to take my life since last week, but he refused, money for food, for where, even money for sniper, for where. Just that I don't have mind to enter express make motor clear me for once 🔂

And you think, if they come to my area, I wouldn't join them and collect abi...

Na God almighty go judge all of them that turned this country to hellfire for some of us 🙏

What the F**k are all these,for Goodness sake!!! What on God's green earth is all this!!! Rest in peace good folks,we will get it right in this country someday soon.. rest on!!! Damn

etokhana:
https://punchng.com/just-in-bandits-attack-kogi-school-kill-vice-principal-six-year-old-one-other/

Ok.. well done... More grease.

nlfpmod:
Nigerian billionaire Femi Otedola recounts how his daughter's school comment that "my daddy sleeps every morning" motivated him to launch a new business, despite his savings earning 35% interest from Nigerian banks.

“I never planned to work again because my savings was earning 35% from Nigerian banks.

But when my daughter was asked in school what I do, she said: ‘My daddy sleeps every morning.’ That woke me up to start a business.”

— Femi Otedola pic.twitter.com/svYoIvANA5

— carter🌚 (@carter8f) June 8, 2026

I couldn't agree more with this your summation.... Aptly put!! Emerge with those innocent kids and remaining educators or don't emerge at all..

Namaster:
EXCELLENT!

This is the WAY.

Children CANNOT go from school to TERRORISTS' den and everything will remain business as USUAL.

The WHOLE of Oyo and ALL the country should have been SHUT DOWN immediately the attack happened.

But Nigerians are too USED to calamity.

Nigeria has Airforce.
Nigeria has Army.
Nigeria has Navy.
Nigeria has DSS.
Nigeria has NSCDC.
Nigeria has US Military.

Yet children remain CAPTURED by illiterate TERRORISTS who use them to create TORTURE porn on Social Media.

How hard is it to DUMP all these UNIFORMED forkers in the forest until they EMERGE with those CAPTIVES or NOT emerge at all.

The degree of INSECURITY in Nigeria right now is UNPRECEDENTED.
Yet the ONLY time the President deemed it fit to declare a State of Emergency was to address Political Rascality.

MADNESS!

I just got on this thread..... Damn,my soul bleeds!!!

Prestar:

Band!ts have released new videos of the kidn@pped teachers in Ogbomoso after 14 days in captivity.

Repost for the world to see😭 pic.twitter.com/uWnKgFU08C

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) May 29, 2026

🇳🇬 JUST IN: Abducted school principal releases fresh distress video, says kidnappers have selected a victim for execution as captives plead for urgent rescue.

A new video has emerged showing the abducted principal, Mrs. Alamu, making an emotional appeal to the government, the… https://t.co/BYdrWD8kTM pic.twitter.com/5V4ZmSP2O0

— BSN (@Barristerstreet) May 29, 2026

This nursing mother was recorded by the terrorists after they were abducted few days ago in Oyo state.

The terrorists have since then beheaded one teacher and they still have 46 children brutally held up in a cave somewhere.

Let the whole world see this. pic.twitter.com/pHN7QDYky3

— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) May 27, 2026

Why do we always talk before we think in this corner side of the world.... Eeiish!!!




[quote author= post=139477788]Forgive me, police officer who threatened to kill anyone filming him on duty apologises




Source: https://punchng.com/forgive-me-police-officer-who-threatened-to-kill-anyone-filming-him-on-duty-apologises/

“Oga Harrison Gwamnishu, you are from Delta State, I am from Edo State. I have been posting videos for a long time, and you didn’t notice them, but you saw this one because I said I would shøot anybody recording me. I didn’t mean it that way. People actually have the right to… https://t.co/tsXLnMeLq2 pic.twitter.com/7sGSRR636Y

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) May 21, 2026

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8675864/police-officer-newton-isokpehi-threatens#139477948[/quote]

Lol............ Just lol........... Can't stop lol.......... Seriously lol............. Tired of lol.........

InfoGuru118:
https://verynigerian.com/breaking-fubara-pulls-out-of-apc-governorship-primaries/

Them done carry this one Handicap.... Sir,kindly suffer in silence.. INEC now done dey do like Mobile App transfer wey no go through *AutoReversal*

Damn it,this country keeps deteriorating the more.. Governance isn't all about politics,you know!!.. We can't continue to think, breathe,talk,walk,work,sleep,slumber and wake up with politics whole the country is taking a regressive downward trend... Guys,we can actually do better!!

SlavaUkraini:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/19/2027-election-any-politician-that-wants-to-win-must-align-with-apc-national-secretary-basiru/

This is heart breaking to say the very least .. where are we heading to? Security agents should by now as a matter of national urgency swung into action to free these hostages,that's what a sane Country with all security apparatus would have done since.. Damn it!!!!

nlfpmod:

This is a video of Mrs Alamu, the principal of Community High School, Esinele, Oyo State who was abd uct£d alongside some students and teachers on Friday morning. She is speaking from capt!vity and appealing to The Federal Government, State Government, CAN and Nigerians at large… pic.twitter.com/g4oKYweDO6

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) May 17, 2026

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8672493/bandits-invade-ogbomoso-schools-kidnap

Just like my mother did to me and my siblings,I am extending the warm treatment to my kids. I search their school bags almost everyday when they are back from school and in the morning before going to school. Trust me,this is a very valid and important move.. you might be training your kids positively and well to the best of your ability,you still need to monitor them to eliminate peer Influence early on. It's like Cancer,once detected early,survival chances are high. My 2cents!!

Titopeblog:
Dear parents, pay more attention to your male child” teacher warns as she shares incident at school that left her traumatised



https://www.titopeblog.com/2026/05/pay-attention-to-your-sons-teacher.html?m=1

You dey mind the yeyenatu.. maybe e just dey find ogun wahala. When it was rosy,we no hear pim,now wey Dem done serve am beans and agege bread he is disturbing public peace..

Lordhanzo:
All Apc members deserve the worst . Who is he complaining to. Was he not part of the Apc that has been. Rigging elections ? Or is it because it has affected him? E be like say this one don craze.

In this episode of things that never happened.... Mo-Run!!

ceetowl:
Lady who rejected suitor twice seeks advice after he married her younger sister

Osho baba,this your bad mouth no go put you for trouble... Lol, a whole former vice presido,to Campaign manager??!.. this is Waziri Adamawa o!! Savage#

ogododo:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/14/2027-atiku-now-apc-best-campaign-manager-oshiomhole/

Oga Dele Good morning o,Day done finally break??! Just like Mode9 rightly said in the song "Stylee" ....... "If you no get,no go Bori ee,oo,ooo"

Bobloco:
https://punchng.com/nigeria-cannot-borrow-its-way-to-development-oyedele/Please

In as much as I don't hold brief for any god of Man, but ah ah nau,why you go dey blow gum inside church,ar ar are you Normal?!!

MATV:
“DON’T DRINK WATER IN CHURCH” — Pastor David Obiyeome’s Strict Rules Spark Massive Debate Online (VIDEO)

A viral video of popular preacher David Obiyeome is currently causing serious reactions across social media after he issued strong warnings about behavior inside church.

During a church service, the founder of Salvation Ministries warned members against chewing gum, drinking water, and using phones inside the auditorium.

According to him:

“You’re not a goat. Don’t chew gum in church. Don’t drink water in church. If you want to drink water, go outside. Don’t use phone at all in church.”

His comments have now divided Nigerians online.

While some people say the pastor is absolutely right about discipline and reverence in God’s house, others believe the rules are too extreme and outdated for modern worship.

But the BIG question people are now asking is:

Has church become too casual nowadays… or are some pastors becoming too controlling?

The reactions under the video are even more shocking than the sermon itself.

Watch the FULL VIDEO and see Nigerians’ reactions here👇


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifBuCovfF68?si=crCAnzGFsJgE4v0S

What’s your own opinion on this?

Lol.. my brother,I was counting the zeroes.. just to be sure.. lmao.. five hundred million kini?

Hezmatosky210:
But Umahi already has promised Tinubu 500,000,000 votes naw

This is barbaric to say the least, our Galant men should do better in their approach and SOP. Hospitals are a no no for this kind of drama. NMA,we understand your pains and Anger,temper justice with mercy for the sake of the poor patients.. EFCC authorities,please do the needful.

drstranged:
Following harrassment of doctors at the University of uyo teaching hospital by the EFCC, the Nigerian medical association has declared a total and indefinite strike action across the state, shuting down all health care facilities. In addition, they are demanding the sum of one billion naira in damages.


COMMUNIQUÉ ISSUED BY THE NIGERIAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION (NMA), AKWA IBOM STATE BRANCH AT THE END OF AN EMERGENCY GENERAL MEETING HELD VIRTUALLY VIA GOOGLE MEET ON 12TH MAY, 2026

Like the company did not just die,it decayed,then died,then got rotten and decayed more then died again,then died the last time,now it's DEAD!! That company hurt alot of people. And it was immediately Nigeria/Nigerians took over,but trust us we won't look inwards to find out what happened.

jmoore:
When the Arabs left etisalat and Nigeria took over with their 9mobile, the company died.

Oshomole should keep his hands away from MTN. Go and nationalize sambisa forest!!

Lol.. I like your judgement.. in fact,na you suppose be chief judge of the federation... Both of them no try,shekina!!

RecentHistory:
From the man account, the girl no try.
From the girl account, the man no try.

Honestly bro,I think Nairaland now Scrapes the bottom of the barrel for posts and write-ups... Too damnn bad.

AyobamiOluwole:
It takes a very low Iq to come up with this.

I couldn't agree more with you... Alot of imbalance in the order of things,like you rightly said Hopefully Law of Natural Selection takes out the trashes

Oracleee:
Just imagine a supposed family man.......God really needs to call folks like this to himself, they are littering the ecosystem. Hopefully natural selection does.

Heaven will never forgive you for this statement.. Never!! Haba,so after eating the 10k food for several days,they can go ahead and die of Kwashiorkor,right, because you lots don't care!! Issokay


This is one post on this forum that really got to me personally. How can you say that,tope??!!!

Racoon:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/video-tinubus-aide-says-n10000-can-feed-modest-family-for-several-days/?fbclid=Iwb21leARrPEFleHRuA2FlbQMxMDAAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMzUwNjg1NTMxNzI4AAEeDkd6viKMc0pf24aI4sPjDfUQGWY0k0YTypXH1kAa6K3vJFsQH4JLnfJmQRY_aem_Ja65xrMUHEgvPGkCuW0YJg&brid=YWdncwElrrnGsxQcSC88aQK5bRgm

Well spoken, it's always in one's best interest to Err on the side of Caution..

EmperorIsaac:
Well well...pinch of salt! I will err on being skeptical about the narrative.

You sef get luck say you no break Spine.. werey,you no practice before attempt to see say ko possible ni?!

Lovelink1991:
Lifting of the bride groom during the wedding ceremony is not a must so if you are not capable lifting your wife, let her be.

A man fall with his wife in an attempt to lift her during their romantic dance..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co0aw5X2tQk

Lmao.. guy,your heaven na View Snappy!!

Antoeni:
With Peter Obi leaving ADC, Atiku now has several “Obis” he can decide to contest with. He should pick one:

Obi Cubana
DJ Obi
Obiwon
John Mikel Obi
Joel Obi

With all due respect Counsel, you didn't say anything, what you said earlier was just a Glass Half Foool!!!

AnonPoet:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/03/2027-i-said-it-daniel-bwala-reacts-to-peter-obis-defection-from-adc/

Yup,he is here,on this very same Nairaland forum .. take it to the bank!!

christejames:
A rabble rouser that talks from every openings around his head is here trying to gaslight?



It's only Nairaland that takes this guy serious!

This right here,is the CODE I live by... Mind your Damn Binness(Business). Always show up for your Fam,Top Priority.

StormpyBee:
Keep showing up.

Focus on your family and don't take up other people's responsibilities.

Mind your business.

Read what he wrote again,this time a little slower.....

Lovelink1991:
What is the fault of the dispatch rider? His work is to deliver and his life is at risk because he can deliver goods into the midst of gangsters

Tompolo!!!

daddy001:
A wealthy man from Bayelsa State has the surname Government.