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Please I have but one question, who the Hell is this "His Excellency"?!!! The kind of things that trips this man is not of this world... Quoting Game of Thrones " Master of anywhere belle face and Lord of Stomach infrastructure"...

Bobloco:
https://www.thecable.ng/fani-kayode-rejects-blue-silk-title-says-staff-accepted-it-without-his-approval/

Properly analysis..... It's a shame we have these kind of *leaders* in our political space...

Validated:
Oshomole, let's place you on N100000 a month so that you can eat mama put.
A supposed labour leaders turn irredeemably shameless due to politics.

An average Nigerian worker earns N100000 for 30 days,that N3333 a day. In $ terms, or about $2.5 per day. The lowest paid American earn about $10 an hour, that is $75 per day. To the American, spending $10 per meal is normal. To the Nigeria, eating 50% of his wages amounts to suicide.

In Oshomole analysis, the Nigerian can only buy food, after which, he does not have money to pay transport, no money to pay for electricity, no medical supplies are no free education. Meanwhile the American earning $10, have all those and more. He can even get child care benefits for being a low income earner.

When these illiterates speak, you can know how shallow they really are. To say that Oshomole is in the Senate making law, is a shame on Nigeria. We need to change things in this country. NAS should be a two-year renewable process, so that uneducated people like Oshomole are shipped out of our political space.

Do not come here and tell me about taxes. Minimum earners do not pay taxes, but in Nigeria, you pay taxes once you earn above N70k. Lets stop being STU.PID

Please kindly suffer in silence.... When y'all were grooving no one heard your voice... It's the audacity for me though.. " dispute between boyfriend and girlfriend" that part got me in my bones.. lolzzz

otrasane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZgpRi6whbk?si=3WXXizCdVdY6MaxF


“My Remand Is Politically Motivated!” — Doris Ogala Makes Fresh Allegations In Court

Nollywood actress and AAC Abia Governorship candidate, Doris Ogala, has expressed disappointment in the judiciary following the adjournment of her bail ruling until November 6, 2026.

Speaking in court, Ogala described her continued remand as politically motivated, alleging that pastors and her state government had joined forces to keep her behind bars.

She also questioned why the judiciary was involved in what she described as a dispute between a boyfriend and girlfriend, saying she was disappointed with the direction of the case.

The court ordered that she remain at Kirikiri Correctional Centre pending the bail ruling.

Lol.. seems mr oyedele is trying so hard to avoid the emefiele treatment just in case Boss doesn't make it back to the Rock... Who would blame you!!!

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/nigerians-now-spend-120-of-income-on-food-oyedele/

Lmao ,It's the madam Fornicator for me.. nearly choked me with laugh... In as much as it's not a laughing matter,I believe the Man is hurting beyond measure... But like the adage says " if you kill in Anger,you will bury for the sake of the odour"... Let both parties maintain Status quo (peace) until it can be resolved.. my 50 cents though...

Ironfaceman:
Madam fornicator. No need crying over spilt milk.
Your damage control is appalling and the spirit of trust is dead.

Judging by the way you husband talks he strikes me as a diabolic man. Hence your need to protect your family.

Talking about things getting back to normal is fallacy. Just carry yourself and children and get out of that house.

If he says he's not giving you money that's your punishment but to say anybody who gives you money will die that's overreach.

Get the police involved and seek court injunction with regards to husbands statements.

This does not absolves you from adultery.
Repent seek Jesus ask for his mercy.
Only Jesus can save

Emir, really tore into these men... He gave no Quarters and took no prisoner... #power.... There is still time to do the right thing and undo a lot of wrong moves though...

Ezeama400:
https://gazettengr.com/tinubu-govt-only-about-him-his-wife-son-bank-account-renewed-hope-is-renewed-hunger-emir-of-katsina/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAVHP7FleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBwZG9mBWZkaWQWUQxU_zCos3tjUascVkaBWBht9k8UJ3NydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR4FDjKyTTKXdxcxtFKwNrMZzHSe32ww94WmEFb666xYZN4QfgYDGUtiDHeX7Q_aem_k856soyG2cO867EwIq2V0A#mvjx45bgo88khlrmarf

Tinubu campaign team was lambasted by Emir of Katsina!
He frankly told them his palace is not a polling centre,they visit every 4 yrs.
Hunger everywhere
The in fighting within the northern governors both old & current.
Tinubu should prepare to go back to Iragbiji pic.twitter.com/I2KViPYGEy

— Okanumee (@oyokometer) October 22, 2026

Empirical Facts choke..... Love the Way you calmly handled the situation.. maturity.

TruthHurts1:
Stop peddling fake news

Bazooka fired!!!! Ejoo oooo

fergie001:
- APM Presidential Candidate Governor Seyi Makinde speaking at the Party's Southwest town hall meeting in Akure

Watch the moment APM presidential candidate Seyi Makinde jumped down from the stage at a town hall, telling supporters to vote for the opposition if their candidates can do the same. pic.twitter.com/OjXMXDtBPU

— Channels Television (@channelstv) October 22, 2026

Honestly that's my question too.. 2.1M dollars just for facilitation fees for Father and Son . Then how much would now be the price of the hectares?? I wish both parties well.. let the stronger bar*wo have the day. I rest my case,brother...

ObnoxiousGandi:
This is to tell you that a lot of cash worth millions of dollars could be moving in cash in Abuja daily exchanging hands. The case go long big time. His father and mother are grounded in Nigeria law and political system. At the end they may not get anything back. Na highest trap those guys fell into. Them too were corrupt if not why agree to give him case instead of send through electronic way. I am just wondering how much they should have been selling that land if the deal pulled through

That,my dear brother is the absolute fact and truth.. they contravened alot of acts! Moving 2.1M dollars in cash is Humongous and unethical.. both parties should be questioned accordingly..



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They paid the money in a house in gwarimpa,not in London.. so matter of jurisdiction is settled.... It's all there in the write up brother... Now here lies the problem,without concrete evidence of payment and proof of receipt they are in on a loooooooooong thiiiiiiiiiiiing... Because courts do not entertain emotions and mere hearsays... My 50 cents though

ObnoxiousGandi:
Lol. Nothing will come out of it. They paid the money to him in cash in London as they said. So the crime was not committed here in Nigeria. If the money was taken away from here to over see to his bank account then EFCC could do a thing about it but with the help of interpol. If not there is no hope for those guys. And they can’t go to interpol to them that they were carrying 2m dollars in cash while in London. It also puts them in hot soup. Nothing will come out come out of this case sadly

Set awon Warren "Buffer"... Widen the tax net was not a comic relief.. it was hiroshima and Nagasaki combined ..

dre11:
https://www.thecable.ng/taiwo-oyedele-fg-will-introduce-fuel-tax-when-economy-stabilises-income-improves/

May her soul find rest ijn.....
Now seriously we need to do better in this side of the world... Starting with Journalism and write ups.. what do you mean a tiktoker? Is tiktok now Official work like a banker,a teacher,a lawyer? Why qualify her with tiktoker,that's laziness and idiocy personified.. just a simple Young lady that went missing has been found dead ...
Irresponsible journalism, una for kukuma write am as "a Nigerian Close up user or Pepsodent user that went missing has been found dead"

Prestar:
Missing Nigerian TikToker Sarah Lizzy Reportedly Found Dead Days After Meeting a Man She Met Online

Missing Nigerian TikToker Sarah Lizzy Reportedly Found De@d Days After Meeting Man She Met Online

The body of a woman identified as Sarah Lizzy, reportedly a Nigerian TikTok user, has allegedly been discovered days after she was declared missing.

According to reports… pic.twitter.com/FfDzBGPeDF

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) October 18, 2026

Paul I know, peter I know.. who are thou?!!

Newsgeek24:
https://verynigerian.com/2027-step-down-if-you-are-not-working-for-tinubu-deji-adeyanju-dares-obi-kwankwaso/

Family affair folks.. kindly stay clear

That dude deserve better Whoozing.... Like hand covers the whole face Whoozing... Damn it

BENEAMATA:
To slap Carrick dey hungry me

If only the world knew the select few that truly deserves this Nobel Prize! .. well,what do i even know!!

abc115:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR-4F9GYhxA?si=PgdzMWyAzrhKjw1t




https://politicalwire.com/2026/10/09/nobel-peace-prize-winner-mocks-trump/

Lolzzzz..... Please don't make racist comments here o... Seun said I should tell y'all..

politicoNG:
Adebayo is the SDP Presidential Candidate

President Tinubu's fuel discount reminds me of Fuji House of Commotion. What they're presenting is Tinubu's house of commotion. It doesn't make any sense. None of those people at the press conference represent the NNPC. NNPC is a government agency that has its own management.… pic.twitter.com/gVDIE4ia0D

— Nigerian Affairs Journal (@NigAffairs) October 8, 2026

On another episode of things that never ever ever never never ever happened.. season 20 episode 27.....

Lovelink1991:
For two whole years, a married man has been living in our compound with his side chick, making her believe she is the real wife.

A lady narrated how the real wife finally traced him to the side chick's house, and the biggest twist is that the side chick didn't even know he was married for 2 years.

Watch how the drama unfolded when the wife showed up.

What would you do if you were the side chick? Drop your opinion in the comments.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgNAyvPMvG0

If this Elderly Lady was a boxer and in her prime, Mohammed Ali would have struggled to contain her in the ring. Coz the kinda Sucker punches,upper cuts and robust blows wey she just dish out, na straight K.O.

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEqaWiGYN2k?si=o9CQqK602Gg_QuLj

That Adage enter body wella.!! Nuff Said,he who has ears let him or her........... Seun,complete the remaining characters!!

arantess:
bolu,
what the old woman sees while on her bed you cant see even if you climb iroko.

see you see advicing old woman wey don see life pass you.

you are making her point

This right here is the gospel truth.. the bridge is old,has enough weight to worry about.. why adding extra load just for frivolity.. like the OP rightly said,if any vehicle develops fault,with that irrelevant demarcation,the flow of traffic will block completely.. without that thing,it will be a bit easier to push the faulty vehicle to a corner,and others will find their way. Please let's try and be using the greater part of our God given Brains. Mr Minister,please take Note...

Eba50:
APC destroyed Nigeria totally. That bridge plan and design no require extra weight of median

These are really not the best of times for "owa Lida".... Shots being fired from all angles including angle of Elevation....

Dailybellz:
https://www.channelstv.com/2026/09/25/rainbow-coalition-its-either-you-are-in-apc-or-you-are-out-gov-lawal-tells-wike/

Zen, who come dey shout Charge and Bail for the back there?.... Check the back back side, towards the exit door.. you hear am again? They just shouted charge and Bail lawyer!! People and trouble eeh

zenburster:

You were in Law school?

Meaning you are a lawyer?

A real lawyer?

A barrister?

Writing like this without commas or full stop?

Alahu!!!!

Lol.... I hope the shares won't bring premium tears to buyers .. the Hype should be worth every unit o... Nigerians are not normal o..

In Duncan mighty's voice.. " Akpabio dey pray,em dey cast and bind" anything wey go make Dem lose....

Prestar:
Akpabio says he travelled to Rome to pray for Tinubu, Nigeria and end to banditry, terrorism and insecurity

"I travelled to Rome to pray for the President and for God to end !nsecurity, terr0rism, and band!try" - Senate President, Godswill Akpabio pic.twitter.com/0x6EJY10y2

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) September 21, 2026

A music line comes to mind... Take a cue from Stylee by 2 baba,Mode9,DJ Jimmyjatt.. " if you No Get, No go bori ee(borrow), oohhh"

yaroinsiders:
Source: https://yaroinsider.ng/why-nigerians-borrow-money-lifestyles/

Truly,na Ogun go kee those people... And even seeing how wretched them agents mostly look,you'd now be wondering if and what they do with the humongous agent fees they criminally and mindlessly extort from helpless house seekers...
Agents of Darkness!!

Stephen0mozzy:
Guess what? It's the agents mostly.

That's fellow broke and hungry people charging others just for wanting a new apartment.

These low-lifes do as much as convincing a landlord to bump up the price, that they'll get a tenant for them.

Those days, when you need a house, you move around the area of your choice till you find "House for Rent" - walk in and discuss with the landlord or caretaker. These days the agents wey ohhgun go keel will either slap their number there and the landlord will tell you to call them, or they don't even put a vacancy sign out at all. The agents will hawk the houses on their numerous Facebook and Whatsapp group - my direct brief - ohghuhn keel you if you're an agent like that.

Then there's the landlords that increase price of rent for their house that was last renovated when Abacha was in power.

Always scrapes the very bottom of the barrel..... If incompetence was a being!!

Dogalmighty17:
Chai! This one is the worst. Where does Tinubu get these guys from?

Ezenwo Nyesom Nwike....... Man on Fire!!


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ogugwa1992:
Rainbow Coalition Is Not the APC, and It Must Not Be Allowed to Confuse the Party



https://plateaujournal.com.ng/apc-group-warns-wike-must-stop-sowing-division-in-the-apc/

In the 56th episode of things that never happened.... Nairaland,always late to the party..!! Better late than never,I presume..



[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=140653129]Lady shares shocking letter a teenager wrote to her in church over her dressing

Lady shares shocking letter a teenager wrote to her in church over her dressing
A woman has sparked a conversation online after sharing a letter she said was written to her by a teenage girl who criticised her dressing and linked women’s clothing to men’s sexual behaviour.

In a viral video, the woman said the teenager handed her a letter containing several observations about her conduct and appearance.

According to her, one part of the letter accused her of distracting herself and other people, describing it as a sin.

She said another section advised her to “be dressed modestly as possible” and claimed that when a man looks at a woman lustfully, most of the blame should be placed on the woman if she is dressed indecently.

The woman took issue with the criticism, saying she considered her outfit to be modest.

“Look at me. See how I’m dressed,” she said, explaining that she had deliberately maintained a conservative style when attending church.

She said she had not worn anything above her ankles to church for about a year because she preferred dresses that flowed down.

Despite this, she said the teenager described her clothing as indecent and suggested that her appearance could make men lust after her.

The woman said the letter also contained the claim that women were responsible for men’s lust “80% of the time” because of the way they dressed.

She questioned the mindset behind such an argument, particularly because the letter was allegedly written by a girl she estimated to be about 15 or 16 years old.

“This is the mentality. This is the kind of person that tomorrow she will get married,” she said.

She then raised concerns about how such beliefs could affect the way the teenager might respond if her own child were ever sexually assaulted.

She argued that blaming a victim’s clothing could lead to harmful questions about what the victim was wearing rather than focusing responsibility on the perpetrator.

The woman further described the teenager as being “male-centred” at a young age, arguing that such attitudes could persist despite efforts to promote gender equality and feminism.

She concluded by reiterating her disbelief that her outfit had been described as “lustful”, given the effort she said she had made to dress modestly.

Woman reads out the letter a teenage girl wrote to her in church for allegedly dressing indecently pic.twitter.com/MsCQ3vmeCW

— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) September 15, 2026

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Wisest man after king Solomon in the bible.....
Maybe na wisdom even kee the man join...

imsoftcash:
My father passed away and willed all his property to his grandchildren, noting to us, his children