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Mr Lai Mohammed

Lifestylecom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMOnBv3Zc-k

Lai Mohammed, Former Minister of Information has said that there was no massacre at the Lekki Toll Gate. "I challenge anybody to come tell me today that my son or daughter was at the toll gate and didn't come back home."

I know for a fact that soldiers were issued blank bullets when they went to the Lekki toll gate.

Oil dey your head bro............

atiku4President:
This one is doing everything now to avoid joining Ngige in Kuje prison

LMAO.. you are very funny!! Like,you are so hilarious!! You should open a comedy channel. Something that is glaring and Crystal clear to you and you are still asking dvmb arss question.... Dey play.

Chijeep:
Please help me(mature minds only)

After getting tired of the flaws discovered from most city girls I decided this mid-year to go my village to get a lady for marriage. And with the help of my cousin sister I was able to get this particular girl (Judith) and she agreed in the sense that she's also very much ready to settle down.

Everything was going perfectly so I decided to go and see her in person so that we can proceed to the next stage which I went and she introduced me to her mom.

Her mother's reaction showed that they both liked and welcomed me as a proposed inlaw. So we move on, and I came back to my Base to inform my dad and my dad didn't say No. And I let her know that everything is good at my own side too. That we're good to go.

So this faithful mind pressured me to test this girl's loyalty to me and the relationship (because atimes she used to say something like; guys use to approached her for marriage and she rejected).

So 1 day I used a fake fb account to chat her up and to cut the story short she said she's not in any relationship, nor married and she agreed to meet the other fake guy I used. She told the guy (because I asked if I could meet her people when I come) that they shouldn't rush things that it should be a gradual process.

And went ahead to send the guy her number and even her picture. But she told the guy that nothing like having s3x. And after there chat I confronted her myself saying that she failed my test and she fuvk up. Buh she started explaining but I was highly disappointed. And she went ahead to inform my cousin sister to apologise to me on her hehalf and also told her friend to chat me and apologise.

NOW MY COUSIN SISTER TOLD ME TO FORGIVE AND MOVE ON WITH HER BUT HER MOTHER IS NOW GETTING ANGRY AT ME THAT I OVER ACTED TO THE ISSUE.

PLEASE IS IT NOT A RED FLAG ENOUGH TO QUIT OR GET ANGRY OR WAS MY TESTING NOT NECESSARY AS HER FRIEND WAS EVEN SAYING THAT; WHO'S TESTING GIRLS LOYALTY IN THIS AGE OF LIFE.

Please I need a nice answers because I'm very much ready to settle down.

Man must have been hyperventilating since this news broke out... Naija,heaven's Comedy Central Channel.

Finquas:
Chai... Im feeling sorry for wike.. hon chijioke has been appointed APC leader in Obio akpor LGA .. please somebody should check our PDP leader Wike if his BP is still within normal human range

Shots fired!!! Bazooka fired!! Atomic bomb, dropped..... I don't think we have heard the last of these our two "Hunkles" Mr Wike and sir Fubara from the Riverine area...

Newsgeek24:
https://verynigerian.com/i-am-apcs-001-in-rivers-fubara-says-pledges-total-loyalty-to-tinubu/

Bloggers at it again.. man did not say shaped,he said it stalled,killed,damaged and buried his political career if he had any, but you guys just Changed it to shaped just for traffic sake.. Y'all should fear God!!

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/challenging-jonathans-govt-shaped-my-career-lai-mohammed

Fact!! Clear and precise.

Osyxcel:
Commercial banks are allowed to use Global Standing Instruction (GSI) to recover not only unpaid lons but also missed repayments. It's allowed by CBN and there's a circular to that effect.

Microfinance banks and fintechs are not allowed to use this tool. They can use other tools like Direct Debit Mandate which you must consent to during onboarding.

The difference between GSI and Direct Debit is that with GSI, commercial banks can recover loan from any of your accounts domiciled with a commercial bank in Nigeria.

With Direct Debit, only the account you link or provided for this purpose can be debited.

You dey mind the ignoramuses.. they think banks are simple minded to leave a loophole for customers to exploit... make dem Just dey play and go collect loan then Default at it,make their eyes Blur small... Those tiny worded terms and conditions,let them try and read it one day. It will blow their minds ..

otomatic:
De play.
Banks have a complete department of smart, legal minds.
Check you account opening documentations and you will find set-off clauses.
Check your loan conditions and you will find global standing instruction clauses.

Honestly we need to prioritize our lives in this country.. there are things Govt should take a backseat from, Govt and Religion should not mix. Provide Good Governance,basic Amenities and all necessary things and see how this foreign"Tourism" will dwindle down a Notch... Well,Kebbi Govt knows more than we do,so no need to cry more than the Bereaved here!!

Good one from the body of Christ.. All Lives Matter!! The church must march on...

Rebuker:
Family Worship Centre in Abuja held a solemn “Black Sunday” service on 7th December to honor and mourn Christians and other Nigerians who have lost their lives amid the ongoing violence and attacks across the country. The church called for prayers, unity, and peace during this difficult time, highlighting the need for national healing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjUDyvhJA1I?si=jfgw7aYQEewy1Gv0

Good question my brother, since we are now scavenging the Land of the Dead for powerful folks we can as well Add Sun Tsi, Napoleon Bonaparte and Pope John Paul the II....

HacheNoire:
Shinzo Abe is dead.

Are we talking about the living and the dead? If so, add Leopold II of Belgium.

Text "joker" to 419 to get the real meaning of Chronic Schizophrenic Bipolar Disorder.

BlessedGift:
https://punchng.com/we-must-not-allow-pdp-to-die-says-wike/

Local Man Can not Can anymore, when he heard what happened he lost All Ability to Can.

ogododo:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/841259-bandits-set-jigawa-village-ablaze-kill-one-injure-police-officer.html

True.. very big distraction.. like some one up there rightly asked, where was all these scramble when an Army General was intercepted by Terrorists, where?!! Where were all these eye service Scrambling of Jets when school kids were abducted? Where I ask again. Let's prioritize our Doings in this country please... It's quite Nauseating!!!

bigdammyj:
Noted
The distraction continues.

Truly, many are mad,few are roaming.... Despicable to say the least.

BlackViper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDALVzj3wsA



https://nypost.com/2025/12/04/world-news/indian-woman-poonam-drowns-niece-6-at-family-wedding-because-child-looked-prettier/?utm_source=twitter&utm_social_handle_id=17469289&utm_social_post_id=614077220&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost

In as much as I am not holding brief for El Ruffy Al Kadunayyi, but I think he just summated Egbon Reno quite nicely and completely... Congrats in advance Mr O, barring any last minute Village people meeting on ya head,you will be an Amb.

nairalandankrah:
https://thenationonlineng.net/omokri-is-shameless-says-el-rufai/

The audacity disrespecting an AK47 with monstrous Recoil in such a manner(with one hand and in the air) horrible mistake .. well,lessons would have been learnt there and then...

Rebuker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9IS2cMW6tY?si=cAwbZVamOr-v7lb_

It was more of Plausible deniability, they both knew Albeit through unofficial means what was to befall Mr Wike and Co. but chose not to do anything about it... That's classic "throw him under the bus" move...

AMINDA:
A little too late but rather late than never. Wike didn't see this coming at all. He thought his stooges like Fintiri and Muftwang would have forestalled this but they were either kept in the dark or knowingly threw Wike under the bus while maintaining plausible deniability. Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.

Fact....

Melonsmasher:
I swear.. Social media is a masked world of fakeness

Omo omo x1000.. but honestly the real and the fake lives are worlds apart.

It's a total shame.. let me Quote BigBrotherNaija "This is A Shambolic Display of Disappointment from the Govt of the day"... A day of Joy for the young ladies turned to nightmare. Sorry ladies,Nigeria happened to you.

CodeTemplarr:
The "idioticity" of APC is astounding to say the least.

Because of Islam and economic amnesty push, they will produce pictures to support rescue of hostages to help potray and project an invincible terrorists unit image but never pictures to support neutralization of terrorists or bandits as they like to call them. Isn't that wonderfully idiotic?

Fejoku, better Ororo dey your head... Like ,you just decoded immediately..

Fejoku:
Pantami has done an excellent job.

Yup.. it's called "Murphy's law"... It says that anything that can go wrong will definitely go wrong no matter what.

paxonel:
There is nothing like negative vibes from anyone.
Certain misfortunes are bound to happen by chance. They do not depend on anyone

True...

waice6571:
Yes! You may earn more than him and other of his colleagues on the official scale but come and compare your financial life and assets with them in the next 18 months ceteris -paribus.

Yup, he is right... There is what is called Diplomatic immunity. Any and every diplomatic parcel,bag or luggage can not be searched ... So most of the rogue ones use it to move............. You are free to complete it if you so wish. Knowledge is Power.

bigpicture001:
Wow! We learn everyday... I just learned about this unopenable diplomatic cases...

Thank your brother!

Otilo.......

Well,your guess is as good as mine.

God1000:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/11/bandits-kidnap-pregnant-woman-30-others-in-niger-fct/?

Brooo,the shit has already hit the fan, they are all trying to dodge make shit no touch them for Agbada... I'd say it's too late,maybe?!

Racoon:
Shiek Ahmad Gumi should be the first on the list. Perhaps the shit is hitting home now, hence the frenzy to contain the excesses of the killers they have been tolerating for decades.

Religion is indeed the Opium of the Masses...

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnkCD5Uf2WM?si=YuGGPhOxUUmVMb-B

Ok bro,now I get your point of view.. either way,it's so sad how messed up everything is at the moment. Lord have mercy really ..

michaelwilli:
The difference is that dies in captivity, makes it seem like he died of natural causes, rather than his life was abruptly terminated by his captors

Truer words have not been typed on this forum nairaland than these words of yours... very Apt. The chicken must,I repeat must come home to Roost.

Psalmistproject:
And some bloated bellies in the legislature are performing a circus for the American delegates.
Thank God Abuja is close to wer these things are happening. Very soon bandits go give all the occupants of aso rock quit notice and hopefully they'll understand what internally displaced people means

They are now more emboldened to Achieve more... Because they know there is no Consequences. That's low

adenigga:
https://dailytrust.com/20-farmers-abducted-in-niger