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Broooooooooooo,you are not a nice person at alllllllll.. hahahaha... Choiii,this is Superlative finishing.. Damn it. Omo laugh wan wound me here ...

Namaster:
90% of Nigerian men are married to EXTRA DEEP and EXTRA WIDE BOREHOLES!

The Husbands are VICTIMS!
They ERRONEOUSLY personalised things that have been mercilessly BOMBARDED by several men wielding BUNKER-BUSTING instruments galvanized by unholy CONCOCTIONS.

There is NO taking such "wives" to the Promised Land.

It's a WASTE of time and effort!

This BASELESS attempt to make their husbands feel inferior for not NEEDLESSLY toiling at a WRECKAGE is pure MADNESS!

Wow.. am just wowed.... Wow....
Just wow

iwaeda:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/10/12/katsina-holds-peace-talks-bandits-across-five-local-council-areas-amid-insecurity

In phyno's voice "cuppy,o bu Ife a ka Anyi ga na ako" do we look like we give a Fvck... Do we??!!

alphonsoolajide:
https://eyesoflagos.com/dj-cuppy-enjoys-being-single/

You dey mind oga Sunday with big big talk...

SmartPolician:
That's true because things are even by far worse than what the World Bank reported

This is a Perfect Summation..


40 characters Bayi

Seun free me nau, Local man cannot even post dotdotdot in peace again..

Betgold84:
Imisi
Madam multi personalties.
Madam acting

Your time is now.
Shine on.

The music was a hit and still gets one vibing when it's played... Hats off to "it's Don Jazzy Again"

lagostrendboy:
https://eyesoflagos.com/tiwa-savage-reveals-she-once-thought-dorobucci-was-a-crap-song/

Omo omo x30000, you just said the plain truth. Wahala go really full body from January o.imagine imisi remitting 80M as task,how much wan remain ni...

Orissodiq:
The
truth will come out when the new tax law starts by 2026.

Because according to tax law, it seems like if u win 150m ur tax will be around 80m.

So government won't want to hear say na PR d money b. D tax must be paid 😂😂🤑💰😂😂💷💸💵😂😂💶💴🤑😂😂😂

I know b den all wat dem dey hide go come out

Kwara is safe and secured....



Verbal irony at it's best.

fergie001:
Source: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1A3pN5SkLq/

This is nothing short of Ethnic Cleansing,coz all these attacks are to what end? Nigeria is bleeding. Kwara is gone.

Omooba77:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/10/06/village-head-abducted-one-killed-bandits-attack-kwara-community-during-maghrib-prayers

You took the words right outta my fingers and typed it... Lolz.

imiski:
That bicycle fit cost pass corolla

I think so,or maybe it's enshrined in whatever oath they take before entering office or something because come on broooooooo,One has to be Conscientiously dead,spiritually dead to want to build a 2B Dollar stadium while women are dying in Maternity wards for lack of proper and"Adequate" healthcare.. I mean this is the height of it all. While I salute their courage and conviction to protest,let them do so within the confines of the Law.
My 50cents though...

Sonnobax15:

Do African leaders have a collective affiliation with corruption?

My heart bleeds for Kwara and it's indigenes..

Not enough content for Seun and his Comrades...

iwaeda:
Source: https://dailytrust.com/insecurity-kwara-bleeds/

Minister of........


I wanted to say Enjoyment, but I heard someone from the back say Darkness. I didn't say it o ..

streetpaddy:
https://dependable.ng/power-minister-adebayo-adelabu-declares-emi-lokan-for-oyo-governorship-in-2027/

Senior Reno really firing up on his KPI, Egbon is Diligently working his Asss off,very soon Appraisal will drop and na smiling to the bank.


On the subject matter,these killings affects both Christians and Muslims too,although the Followers of Christ has had to bear the heavier brunt. At the end,we All are Humans created by One God.

All Lives Matter.


[quote author=aisha111 post=137024441]Body: Reno Omokri has just called out Republican Congressman, Senator Ted Cruz for lies against the Nigerian state.



Source:

No, Senator Ted Cruz, Nigerian Officials Are Not Facilitating Genocide Against Christians pic.twitter.com/4h4r6srNPX

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) October 5, 2025

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Hahahaha,omo you just finished me with laugh. Your expression is top notch.


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Reference:
Just when you've thought governance has reached rock bottom along comes another clown with an excavator.

Please can someone with an in-depth knowledge of this kind of Cluster Fvck care to explain what on God's green earth is going on here in this photo? Why is the other one posing as if she did the deed all by herself and knocked up the fellow "Confucius" while we know for a 💯 that there's a Dude somewhere behind the scene spreading his cheese on her sandwich. Am just asking for a Ph.d Student..

Chilipepper:
LGBTQ activist Bandi Kiki and her Nigerian wife, Jenny, share stunning maternity photoshoot pictures.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19CNih9jXK/

This right here,is sound reasoning and argument. Devoid of insults.

Ofunaofu:
When I see comments like this, I genuinely regret and wonder where some of you crawl out from. Lagos is telling who to ‘do their worst’? You beat your chest and, yet your family doesn’t even own a plot the size of a Keke parking spot in Lagos. Lagos was built by sweat, sacrifice, and the hands of people from all over Nigeria and beyond. Some of you only stumbled into Lagos yesterday, clinging to a Yoruba surname like it’s a deed of ownership, shouting entitlement as if history started with you. Calm down being loud doesn’t make you right, it just makes you noisy.

While it is good and healthy to be optimistic,why not look for a more viable venture or even go the extra mile of setting up a brand new one than trying to wake up a moribund venture that died before it could even function. Let's be truthful to ourselves in this country for once.. Ajaokuta steel company was and is still a huge Disappointment and financial waste. Let's stop using it as a conduit for corruption. I rest my case.

Editorialtimes:
Ajaokuta Steel Will Bounce Back Soon – AbdulRaheem

By Enemona Samuel Endurance, Abuja



https://thebureau.com.ng/nigeria-news-today-ajaokuta-steel-revival-assured/

You just said my mind.. he has been disqualified,why then bring his Profession into the matter? Was the house a Clinic,was he practicing in the house and had a Medical misconduct,the answer is NO. This is just pure Witchcraft mentioning his License. Ladies,I know you lots never liked the dude,neither did I but I Respected his Brilliance. You can never take that away from him. Dude was sound to the T.. well,best of luck to all of them. Let me go and check NTA news for update on our dearest Kwantri joor..

FreeSpirited:
His licence withdrawn ke over reality show.. ... Na like this witchcraft dey start. women and vindictiveness when they can't have their way

The judiciary needs to purge itself of whims and caprices of Politicians and stay true to their Oath to be unbiased in their conduct and judgements..

ogododo:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/10/01/attorney-general-fagbemi-laments-rot-nigerian-judiciary-reveals-plans-probe-senior

You just hit the right notes.... Said it all.

phransix2:
I don't understand the romance between Reno and Nairaland?
His stupid talks effortlessly hits front page

Rest on.... Nigeria did.

greatiyk4u:
This is emotional and at the time painful as this is the Arise TV journalist that was murdered by armed Robbers in Abuja


Sommie, 29, was not only a cherished member of the ARISE News family but also a vibrant voice that engaged and connected with our viewers.

May her soul continue to rest in the Lord.

No too loud am bro.... Leave that table as e dey wobble like that abeg...

Natbrowny:
Portable still hasn't realized that Mandy n his wife used to be in same whatsapp group.

Tryna paint Mandy n his wife with different colours.

*and even kidnapped people on their way back*
this is called "one for the Road"

FarahAideed:
They didn't surrender they came and left with their weapons and even kidnapped people on their way back

Aswear,the ones on the road have their own code of conduct.. all these warnings no really concern them.. agenda must agend

FarahAideed:
This instruction is only for officers that work directly under the IG in force Headquarters .. You see all those coatie on the the street they operate their own law

Safe to say Kwara is gone...

Borrow2222:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/09/28/breaking-terrorists-kill-10-vigilantes-abduct-five-kwara-community

Similar thing happened many years back,. There was a bet on who can Finish just 1 Alomo bitters bottle and these set of imbeciles took it to another level and pushed it up to how many bottles too. some managed to finish 2,3,and 4 Alomo bottles and gave up.am sure you know Alomo bottle size. This particular dude said they should fall out Alomo bottles as many as possible. Dude began work on the Alomo,downed 12 Alomo bottles,I Kid you Not and Collapsed at the twelveth bottle. Some guys took him home and told the siblings what had happened,they were nonchalant and brushed it off and took him to his room instead to according to them "Sleep it Off". Dude died in his sleep with Alomo trickling out of his Mouth. Lessons were learned that period.

SmartPolician:
Growing up, I witnessed something like this. The guy boasted he could finish a bottle of gin or so. He was challenged that he couldn't finish it with 5k. Then, 5k was a lot of money.

He starred drinking it, kept drinking and people cheered him on. The moment he finished it, he said he needed to rest. Before long, he started vomitting blood and was rushed to the hospital. Upon getting to the hospital, he died. Afterwards, all the boys who participated in that bet disappeared to avoid police arrest.

You can say that again.. if there was anything called "information Assault and Suffocation" then this right here is it personified.

pretydiva:
Everything I know about this couple, I know it against my will. All thanks to bloggers🙄

Irony,personified...

okpouman:
Nigerian elites love Nigeria so much but they dont want their children to live n work in Nigeria

We don't care,Really.

Houseofglam7:
We really really really really really don’t care.

evidence yanfu, well in burnaboy's voice " Dem done cast,last last na expulsion una go chop dey go" oya shayoooooooooo..... You can continue the song if you wish..


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The Lagos State Govt @followlasg



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Man down...

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Love wins again as a Nigerian man goes all out to tattoo his girlfriend’s name on his forehead.

The enamoured man took to the video-sharing platform, TikTok to reveal the moment he got the tattoo inked on his head.

In what appears to be a display of his love, the man tattooed his girlfriend’s name, Precious, on his forehead.

This isn’t the first time various lovebirds have expressed their admiration by getting their partners’ name inked on their body.

Previous posts have reported guys and ladies who went extra mile to tattoo their partners’ names and monikers on various parts of their body.