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Investment / Re: FG Plans Mortgage Scheme For Nigerians In US, Canada, UK by Artiiclebeast: 12:17am On Dec 15, 2023
God forbid...

No be me and una.

Mad demons.
Politics / Re: Senators Fume, Demand Scrapping Of AMCON Over N5 Trillion Liabilities by Artiiclebeast: 9:29am On Dec 14, 2023
Hahaha

Nigeria is a comedy central indeed.

Just take a look at almost all the senators listed as calling for the scrapping of AMCON. They all have one axe or the other to grind with the agency over seized assets due to their corruption and borrowing without repayment.

Now, tell me, were these confirmed thieves supposed to be allowed anywhere near the government at all in the first place?

How do you fix a system when the ones responsible for all her woes are selected to govern?

Hopeless situation.
Politics / Re: Fcta Staff Felicitate Wike On His 56th Birthday by Artiiclebeast: 9:01am On Dec 14, 2023
Eye service cowards and hypocrites.

Tell me why the bushman won't continue to feel like a demi-god and an unhinged madman.

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Travel / Re: Beware Of Senseless Japa. by Artiiclebeast: 10:39pm On Dec 13, 2023
Liar liar, pants on fire...

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Politics / Re: Rivers Lawmakers Whose Seats Were Declared Vacant Lack Sound Legal Advice–falana by Artiiclebeast: 10:12pm On Dec 13, 2023
Hustler SAN.

They'll consult you now that you've reminded them of the "sound legal" advice as usual.

The sound advice we haven't heard you talk about the nonsense going on in the judiciary that has been buried.

Constitutional lawyer indeed.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Caught His Cheating Wife With Another Man In Europe (Video) by Artiiclebeast: 10:07pm On Dec 13, 2023
It's another one...

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Car Talk / Re: Do You Have Answer To This Question? by Artiiclebeast: 9:48pm On Dec 13, 2023
Lol

B>>C>>A

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Travel / Re: A Lot Of People I Know Are Already Thinking Of An Exit Strategy From Canada - Ni by Artiiclebeast: 1:58pm On Dec 13, 2023
They should exit back home.

The whining and constant complaints are becoming too irritating.

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Politics / Re: "Tinubu's Government Is The Worst; A Nightmare!" - Asari Dokubo by Artiiclebeast: 1:54pm On Dec 13, 2023
It's too early to change the music FATSO...

Garrulous baboon.

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Health / Re: Onoh Chukwuma Richard: CEO Commits Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M To Betting by Artiiclebeast: 7:16am On Dec 13, 2023
I smell attention-seeking.

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Sports / Re: Turkish Leagues Suspended After Club President Punches Referee (pics) by Artiiclebeast: 2:01pm On Dec 12, 2023
Collect...

He'll be jailed and given a life ban while his club will be suspended from the league.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Visits Borno, Grieves Over Kaduna Bomb Victims At Shehu’s Palace by Artiiclebeast: 1:59pm On Dec 12, 2023
Buhari was a shocker...Tinubu is a griever.
Food / Re: Things I Got For 75k In Ado Ekiti. by Artiiclebeast: 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2023
Jbleenk:
Is it me or things have gone wild in Nigeria?

Traveled to Ado Ekiti to visit my dad, decided to branch a super market in Ado thinking things will be considerably cheap than it is in Lagos.

I ended up spending 75k in buying just a handful of stuffs. I was gutted. How are people surviving in Nigeria?

Breakdown

AMOUNT
1. WORLD OF POPCORN 1, 400.00 1,400.00
‡ STALEG CAKE BIG 1, 200.00 1,200.00
2 TEVOR PLANTAIN C 3,200. 00 6,400. 00
I BODMAN SPRAY 236 3, 100.00 3,100.00
I TEVOR PLANTAIN C 1, 750. 00 1, 750.00
2 EAST JIELIN LIQU. 900. 00 1, 200.00
1 FANTA PET 50CL. 250.00. 250.00

Subtotal 15,900.00

QUAKER OATS 2N 7,000.00 N 14,000.00
QUIC LOYA MILK PREMIUT. 1. N 2,360.00
COLPHADCARE NAT 2. N 8,360.00
MRD KILISHI SACHE 2. N1,280.00

subtotal: N26.000.00

Aside the above, I also bought:

Croaker fish @4k/kg 5kg = N20,000
Irish potatoes @1k/kg 10kg = N10,000
Bossy water @1,200 each = N4,800
Subtotal: N34,800

Grand total = 15,900 + 26,000 + 30,000 = N75,800

This is just the beginning...
Jagaban until 3037.


The amount you are crying over here is what most of us pay for our phone subscription.

Dem no dey tell pikin not to grow big teeth na for the pikin to grow kpomo lip to fit cover the teeth dem dey advise am.

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Celebrities / Re: Veteran NTA Newscaster, Aisha Bello Dies At 57 by Artiiclebeast: 6:38pm On Dec 11, 2023
Idiot.

No be only 47.

Useless blogger

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Politics / Re: JUST IN: Rivers Gov Summons Emergency Exco Meeting After Lawmakers’ Defection by Artiiclebeast: 6:15pm On Dec 11, 2023
If I were the Governor, I'd also defect to the same APC with the remaining 5 lawmakers.

Let's all get petty and mad together at the same time.

We go play the cat and .House game for the next 4 years.

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Business / Re: CBN Suspends Processing Fees On Large Cash Deposits by Artiiclebeast: 2:02pm On Dec 11, 2023
Going about in circles.

Confused lots.
Travel / Re: NG Eagle Begins Flight Operations With Leased Aircraft by Artiiclebeast: 1:49pm On Dec 11, 2023
Shameless incompetent scammers.

I can bet my left balls that this airline belongs to one of the rogues from the last administration specifically, the past Minister of Aviation (Hadi Sirika).

This is their usual ruse and modus operandi to begin small as a struggling outfit testing the waters. Before you know it, they'll tell you they just acquired 3 new aircraft.


Thieves.

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Politics / Re: Inside The Unrealistic Projections, Illegalities In Tinubu’s 2024 Budget by Artiiclebeast: 10:32am On Dec 11, 2023
They never ever changed the template since 1960. All they do is change the figures.

What do you expect? Same old same, of course.

Unrealistic, and supplementary budget will be called upon as usual.

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Politics / Re: External Reserves Fall By $520m In Five Weeks – CBN by Artiiclebeast: 10:27am On Dec 11, 2023
$33.396bn - $33.004bn=?

Someone with a calculator should help us, please.

It seems the CBN doesn't even understand simple arithmetic or they are struggling to balance the looted funds.

How does the difference above equal $520M?

They keep bamboozling you guys with fake figures knowing that the citizens don't read and thus never ask questions.
Politics / Re: Manufacturing Sector Bleeds As Forex Loss Rises 400% To N466bn by Artiiclebeast: 10:06am On Dec 11, 2023
Venezuela's collapse will be a child's play to what is looming.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Not Generating Enough Revenue To Support Devt – IMF by Artiiclebeast: 9:54am On Dec 11, 2023
Here they come from the Bretton Woods covert with their chokehold policies targeted at the poor nations and citizens.

What would they advise the incompetent leaders to do to increase their revenues? Of course, your guess is as good as mine (tax increases).

Keep on borrowing from them while they keep dictating to you how deep to dig your graves.
TV/Movies / Re: Aishat Bello Mustapha A Foremost Newscaster Of NTA Network Is Dead by Artiiclebeast: 12:46am On Dec 11, 2023
Johnycastro18:

I Was reading this exactly in her own words cry

Her voice was ringing all through, she and Cyril stober were a team that year.
May her gentle soul rest in peace.

Walahi...

I just dey think back to those days...kai

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TV/Movies / Re: Aishat Bello Mustapha A Foremost Newscaster Of NTA Network Is Dead by Artiiclebeast: 12:13am On Dec 11, 2023
OMG...

Welcome to the network news at 9. I am Aisha Bello and here with me is Cyril Stober.

Rest well ma'am and thanks for the beautiful childhood memories.

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Religion / Re: What God Cannot Do Doesn't Exist? by Artiiclebeast: 10:01pm On Dec 10, 2023
gameova:
Yea but I believe some bible texts were mistranslated and needs to be corrected divinely

Okay.
Religion / Re: What God Cannot Do Doesn't Exist? by Artiiclebeast: 6:39pm On Dec 10, 2023
gameova:
Hmmm interesting view

God cannot repent?

Now explain this

Gen 6 vs 6

And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. [7] And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

Note: I'm not among the herders, I'm a free thinker, but i believe in God and his son Jesus Christ.

Do we now agree that the same Bible that stated that "God is not a man that he should lie, neither is he the son of man that he should repent" is contradicting itself?
Religion / Re: What God Cannot Do Doesn't Exist? by Artiiclebeast: 6:30pm On Dec 10, 2023
gameova:
Christians kindly explain this bible verse

Judges 1:19
The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots.

Thanks 👍

Each time I hear you guys using this slogan as is customary with you guys in a herdy way, I keep wondering if it's indeed difficult for all of you to truly comprehend the meaning of this mantra in the literal terms of it.

One would think the Bible that states that 'God is not a man that he should lie neither is he the son of man that he should repent" goes against the above mantra you guys have come to live your lives by.

Even the so-called ministers of the word are the same ones coining these funny and contradictory phrases and buzzwords.

In conclusion and according to the Bible, there exists what God can not do. E.g. God can not lie. God can not repent.
Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Ighodalo Resigns As Nigerian Breweries Board Chairman by Artiiclebeast: 1:22pm On Dec 09, 2023
Let's hope he will bring his corporate boardroom/executive role experience onboard as a governor to reposition the state for greatness.

How he is going to marry this with the murky shitty waters of the Nigerian style of politics is something I can't wait to find out.

In all, I pray he wins and succeeds and I am able to key into his administration to fulfill my dream for investment in the state.

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Health / Re: 100 Level NSUK Student Commits Suicide Over Failed Relationship (Photos) by Artiiclebeast: 9:32am On Dec 09, 2023
Failed relationship abi failing economy?

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Politics / Re: Here Are The 10 Ministries Planning To Spend 86% Of Nigeria’s Budget In 2024 by Artiiclebeast: 10:09pm On Dec 08, 2023
Lootocracy...

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Politics / Re: Japa: FG Expresses Concern Over Increasing Emigration Of Nigerians by Artiiclebeast: 1:22pm On Dec 08, 2023
They can have the country all to themselves to do whatever they wish to with it.
Properties / Re: Five Bedroom Terraced Duplex For Rent At Guzape Abuja by Artiiclebeast: 4:53am On Dec 08, 2023
victorv12:
Five bedroom terraced duplex with attached maid room for rent in Guzape, Abuja.

The house is located in a conducive and well-secured environment with twenty four hours power supply.

For more information and detailed tour guide, please contact agent.

Price : 8m

Service Charge : 1.5m

Refundable Caution Fee : 1m

Agency and legal : 15%


Phone No : 08023677092, 08029082364

I'm sure you intended to write "for rent" and not "Sale".
Politics / Re: EXCLUSIVE:Wike Spends N4 Billion To Renovate Official Residence Instead Of N150m by Artiiclebeast: 2:21am On Dec 08, 2023
Original squandrrmania.

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